1132. An artillery battle blows up a manure pit
It's really pitiful for the hearts of parents all over the world, but this uncle's requirements for Ning Caichen are too high, and this imperial examination has also poisoned many people.
At this time, Yan Chixia said: "Wait, Mr. Ning, I have something to understand, please advise!" ”
"Say it, I feel like someone is calling me......" The uncle looked very distressed.
"Calling?" I looked at Yan Chixia, "What does that mean?" ”
"It's black and white impermanence, urging your uncle to be reincarnated, which is a good thing." Yan Chixia said.
I laughed and threw my hand over to my uncle and said, "Congratulations to my uncle on being reincarnated and reincarnated!" ”
"Ha, since Yan Daochang asked, then I don't hesitate to narrate, when I died, because I died of illness, just when I entered Beijing for the sixth time to catch the exam, I suddenly died violently, there is a son and wife at home, mother and son depend on each other, I am naturally ......unwilling," he said.
Yan Chixia frowned and said, "No, if Mr. Ning is unwilling, it is just a little vitality, but the Earth Binding Spirit needs a very huge resentment!" Generally, only those who have enemies of life and death will become earthbound spirits, and this earthbound spirit is much more powerful than the ghost......"
"Actually, it's strange to say, although I was unwilling at the time, I still thought that I could be reincarnated and chase fame again, but there was an unfamiliar voice lingering in my ears." He said.
"Strange voices?" Yan Chixia's eyes widened, "Is it a man or a woman?" ”
"No man, no woman, when it appeared, it was a cloud of smoke, I remember clearly, the smoke said something, I was convinced, and then I couldn't suppress my anger and resentment, so I lost consciousness, but I didn't expect that my impulse almost killed my son and daughter-in-law...... I...... I ...... "Uncle looked very sad.
"That's right, there must be more demons and monsters in this Sanyuan County, and there are some of them that can make people degenerate themselves, but I can't figure it out, in my knowledge, I don't know that there are ghosts that can make ordinary ghosts degenerate into earthbound spirits...... he said.
"It's pollution......" I said through gritted teeth.
"What?!" Yan Chixia looked at me.
I rolled my eyes and immediately said, "Daoist Yan, let me ask you, is it that in the past two years, the ghosts in this world have suddenly become more and more powerful?" ”
Yan Chixia's body shook, and he looked at me with a shocked expression: "Brother Lin, how do you know?" ”
"Don't forget, I'm also a cultivator, and although I know a little bit about fur, my master said that some kind of very powerful ghosts have been born in this world, and these ghosts are increasing the number of monsters all the time...... My master said that something big is about to happen in this world. I said, in fact, I am also playing tricks, I know that when I tell Yan Chixia about pollution, he will not believe it at all, and he will doubt me.
So I explained these things to him from a different angle, and he was not stupid, so he could naturally understand.
"Actually, Brother Lin, I've always been curious about your strange Dao method, you are extremely powerful, but you don't have many means to subdue monsters...... he said.
I have already thought of a countermeasure to this statement, and I pretended to be in pain: "I won't tell you anything, my sect's ability is [killing demons and slaying demons]. ”
"What?"
"To put it simply, it is to destroy ghosts violently, not as excessive as your brother." I explained.
Actually, I don't know anything about Taoism at all, although the system has arranged for me to have Taoist specialties, but Taoist specialties also need to be learned.
For example, in the battlefield of the Tang Dynasty, although I am good at raising corpses, I also know some shallow puppet techniques, so I have preliminarily completed the puppet body of the old man, of course, my puppet technique is not counted.
Because I don't have the talent of puppetry, and in terms of corpse raising techniques, as long as you mention it to me, I will be proficient, for example, Xuantian Sect's corpse raising hall, I almost watch every second, this is my specialty.
If I learn Yan Chixia's set of "Qiankun borrowing methods", it will naturally be the best.
Yan Chixia frowned: "Indeed, your skill of killing demons and slaying demons is very powerful, but many ghosts in the world are not guilty of death." ”
"Why don't you pass on some of your spells to Brother Dao?" I leaned in and said, "You and I are brothers, in fact, I also think that your concept is right, the concept in my sect is too cruel, basically indiscriminately kill ghosts, slaughter demons, and behead demons." ”
"Good! It would be my honor if I could be a brother to you, after all, you are the first solution in the local area. Yan Chixia said.
I laughed.
At this time, my uncle looked at us embarrassedly: "Are you two?" I can't hold on anymore......"
"Wait, uncle, where did you see that smoke monster at that time?" I'm busy.
"At the mass grave outside the city, after I died, I was already a lonely ghost, drifting down, and I just saw the ghosts on the other side of the mass grave and went over to take a look......," he said.
"Not good!" Yan Chixia's face sank, "There are a lot of grievances in the mass grave, if it is said that your uncle can be transformed into such a powerful earth binding spirit, what about those resentful spirits in the mass grave?" Isn't it a violent rhythm? ”
"Is this a nocturnal walk for a hundred ghosts?" I said with a twitch of my lips.
"Soon after, it's the Midyear Festival, and I think something is going to happen." Yan Chixia said.
Uncle's body also slowly faded: "Shaobai, as for Caichen, I will ask you, I must help him gain fame, if I have a spirit in the sky, I will definitely bless you!" ”
As he spoke, his uncle's body was dissipating.
I said respectfully, "Uncle, go slowly!" ”
When my uncle left, the surroundings returned to normal, and I saw that Ning's face, that is, my younger sibling, was much better, at least it began to be rosy.
Ning Caichen outside came with a painful groan, and when I looked over, I found that he was lying on all fours, lying on the ground very indecently: "What's wrong with me?" Ah...... My throat hurts......"
"Son, why are you lying on the ground?" Mother Ning also hurriedly got up and said.
I coughed and said, "It's all my fault, it's all my fault!" It's my cousin who drank too much, and I didn't have time to persuade him, this wine is really not a good thing. ”
I feigned pain and felt a little remorseful.
On the side, Ning Caichen saw a wet patch on the ground, and he said, "This is the ...... on the ground."
"It's what you vomited on the floor, and of course I've cleaned it up." I said, I wouldn't tell him that these were slugs coming out of his mouth, and that there were ghosts.
Otherwise, according to Ning Caichen's urine, he would have to faint with fright, this kid is still quite timid.
"Makes my cousin smile." Ning Caichen said with a red face.
At this time, I saw that it was not early, so I said, "Auntie, Caichen...... Just now I also asked the Taoist chief to show my younger siblings, and I found that it was just a weak body, and now the Taoist chief has prepared a prescription, and you can go and grab some medicine when the time comes. ”
I glanced at Yan Chixia.
Yan Chixia also reacted immediately: "Oh, yes, yes, yes! I'll write it down for you, remember to remember, don't go out at night for the next few days, maybe your body is too weak, it's about to be the Midyear Festival, and the streets and alleys are also quite yin at that time, so Aunt you and your son, go out less, and you are susceptible to wind chills at night. ”
"Okay, well, since it was said by the Taoist chief, then the old body will naturally do it." My aunt thanked me repeatedly.
I was not ambiguous, and immediately said: "Bite the root? Where did you die? ”
"Less...... Master, I'm here! "Biting root ran over quickly, and while running, he still tugged at his pants, "I just felt that the inside of my stomach was overturned in a moment, and then I went to a thousand miles." ”
"Hey, you're really Yaxing, and you're going to go for a long time at this time! Well, you are ready to be soft, we will stay soon, after all, Caichen and his younger siblings have not yet recovered, and when you are better, I am coming to visit, after all, the day of entering Beijing to catch the exam is getting closer and closer. I said.
After a group of people said goodbye, Yan Chixia got into the carriage with me, and waved the leather whip in front of Biten, I opened the curtain and said, "Bitingen, what happened to you when you went to the toilet just now?" ”
"Here came a kid, used artillery to blow up the dung pit, and as a result, he splashed himself, and was beaten by his father and cried for his mother, it's so fun, it's really ......"
Biting laughed, and I was relieved that I was fortunate not to encounter any strange things.