Chapter 16: Bloody and Exquisite
finally waited for Xiaoyaolang and the little prince to eat and drink like a master, Gu You and Luo Sanhuan had to accompany the smiling faces, and sent Xiaoyaolang and the little prince out of the courtyard, hoping that the two plague gods would get out of the house soon.
In addition to the other courtyard, the little prince hugged Xiaoyao Lang and forcibly took him to his place of stay.
Xiaoyao Lang sat down and smiled at the little prince: "I know what you are going to pull before you your tail, let's say, which pit do you want me to push into?"
The little prince waved his hand and said with a smile: "Don't worry, it's been a long time since I didn't do evil, I also saved an old grandmother last time, this time it's a good thing, after the matter is completed, the cultivation techniques of the Dragon Emperor City are up to you to choose." ”
Xiao Yaolang's eyes were crossed, and he didn't think so, "You have something good in that big fart place, but I'm still willing to do good deeds, at least if you die, you can go to heaven and not go to hell." ”
"This is what you said, whoever repents marries an ugly monster, and there is no small chirp to have a child. ”
The little prince has never calculated Xiaoyaolang, and now he finally has a chance, and when he saw Xiaoyaolang take the bait, he hurriedly blocked Xiaoyaolang's retreat.
"You are a child and grandchildren, you can also send such a vicious curse, okay, count me unlucky, say, what's a good thing?"
Xiaoyao Lang pretended to be angry, knowing what kind of calculation the little prince had in his heart, he would not be afraid of him.
"Take the sheep by the hand and take something. ”
The little prince shook his head and said it as easily as his own home.
In his opinion, such a thing has to be done by him at all, and Xiaoyaolang happened to come, so he could let Xiaoyaolang make a move, because in his memory, this guy has never missed.
"The dog can't spit out the ivory in his mouth, isn't it a thief? It's so nice to say, it is worthy of being the dragon son and grandson of the dragon who came out of the Dragon Emperor City, and it is necessary to do ** but also to establish the archway of chastity, high, it is really high, higher than Gao Laozhuang. What, where?"
Speaking of thrilling and exciting good things, Xiao Yaolang suddenly became interested, and looked at the little prince with wide eyes.
This kind of stealing chickens and dogs, he didn't do less than he did now, and now he is back in his old business, and he is familiar with it.
"A bloody exquisite, in the study of the Lord of Tianxiang. ”
The little prince pointed to the southwest of Snow King City, that place should be the county lord's garden of the county lord of Tianxiang.
"Isn't this something that came out of the Heavenly Tomb? Who got it from the Heavenly Tomb, who has more than you in the Dragon Emperor City, what do you want this thing for?"
Xiaoyao Lang was a little puzzled, there are so many treasures in the palace, why does the little prince take a fancy to other people's things, is it that the flowers are all incense from the wall.
"I don't know, my father ordered me to take it back, and I had no choice, so I had to come and take a trip. ”
When the little prince said this, he was serious, so that Xiaoyaolang couldn't see that he was lying.
"Dragon Thirteen, you want to kill me, the guards in the Snow King City are like a toilet, those guardians of the King City have the strength of a two-star weather master, even if they can't even fly a fly into it, aren't you pushing me into the fire pit." ”
took a sip at the little prince, and shook his head like a rattle, and categorically rejected the little prince's request, it's okay to play with stinging * excited, but Xiaoyao Lang can't do it if you play with your life.
In the entire Snow King City, there are no less than ten guardians with two-star weather masters, and their strength has come out of the rebirth and entered the point of cultivating their own souls, and the cultivators who have reached this level of strength are simply god-like existences in the eyes of ordinary people.
"Hehe, don't be modest, I don't know your means yet, where flies can't fly in, you will become ants to get in, you do things, I don't worry, don't talk about the study of the lord of Tianxiang, even the boudoir, you can come and go as freely as you own home, when the time comes, I will draw the attention of those palace guards, you can have fun, I will wait for your good news." ”
Now that Xiaoyaolang has taken the bait, the little prince will definitely not let Xiaoyaolang spit out the hook from his mouth and ruin his big thing.
"If you're careless in making friends, you're a harmful spirit, that's what you said, the matter is done, and when the time comes, it's up to me to choose the cultivation method. ”
Xiaoyao Lang looked up to the sky and sighed, pretending to be more like anyone else, but in fact, his heart was already happy.
Isn't it just taking out something in a woman's room, which is not difficult for him at all.
"Actually, I did this, but also to give you the lord of Tianxiang, that girl looks at you, with a little ambiguity, you look at people's eyes, just like a greedy cat sees a jumping fish, the two of you together, it is simply a pair of heaven and earth. ”
With a roll of his eyes, a lewd thought popped up in the little prince's heart, and he directly threw the biggest bait to Xiaoyaolang.
Xiaoyao Lang is like a gluttonous cat, and he will definitely take the bait when he sees a fish.
"You fool, just wait and regret it. Laughing in his heart, Xiaoyaolang's eyes lit up, "Red mouth and white teeth, this is what you said?"
The little prince still doesn't know that he was tricked by the lord of Tianxiang, and he thought that the lord of Tianxiang was really a village girl fisherwoman who came out of the abalone shop.
"Whoever is kidding is this ......"
The little prince said as he opened his five fingers and made a turtle crawling motion, and then laughed in his heart, "This bastard, you also have times when you are confused, let you also taste the taste of rotten eggs." ”
"Okay, the game begins, five hours later, it's midnight, you do your business, I'll do mine, if anyone makes a mistake, whoever waits to pout their butts. ”
Xiao Yaolang said, looking at the little prince's eyes with a meaningful smile.
Being able to play the little prince around, Xiaoyaolang feels that it is also a happy thing.
"That's natural, no one will regret what has been said. ”
In order to make Xiaoyaolang believe, the little prince and Xiaoyaolang high-fived as an oath.
"Okay, get drunk and sleep well, and the gods don't have me at ease. When you wake up, it's time to get down to business. ”
Xiaoyao Lang stretched his waist, yawned, and fell directly on the little prince's bed.
"This goddamn bastard, it's really bad luck for Lao Tzu to meet you!"
The little prince scolded at the strange appearance of Xiaoyaolang's corpse, walked out of the room, didn't dare to disturb Xiaoyaolang's sweet dream, and directly gave the room to Xiaoyaolang.
At midnight, the little prince came to the house to see where there was still the shadow of Xiaoyaolang, and the angry little prince scolded, walked out of the room, swept his body, and rushed towards the Snow King City.
swaggered to the Snow King City, and everyone knew that it was the little prince who was coming, and respectfully welcomed in.
When he arrived at the county lord's garden, the little prince actually took out the jade flute and began to play a song.
What is the little prince going to do, as he doesn't dare to say anything, he can only toss it himself, as long as he doesn't tear down the entire royal city, for all people, it's Amitabha's business.
The little prince's fanfare was so fanfare, even the dead people woke up, and several palace slaves hurriedly went to report, and the news soon spread to the lord of Tianxiang.
"Damn, this pig's head, how did you come up with this idea that stinks worse than pig, the people of Dragon Emperor City really have to accept it. ”
In the darkness of the roof of the county lord's garden, there was a figure lying down, spitting at the figure of the little prince.
This guy is naturally Xiaoyaolang.
The so-called help of the little prince, Xiaoyaolang looks like bullshit, as long as he doesn't help, it's not bad.
The little prince's actions finally alarmed a guardian of the county lord's garden, and this old man appeared not far from the little prince like a ghost, quietly watching the little prince's every move.
The guardians of a royal city knew that they had a few catties and taels, and the status of the little prince was noble, and they didn't dare to ask the little prince to leave the county lord's garden, so they could only wait and see what happened.
"Mr. Hong, what are you avoiding me for, I'm not a tiger, I won't eat the county lord, I'm just here to see the moon and express my life. ”
The little prince put down Yu Xiao and laughed loudly at a place, as if he had discovered the guardian hidden there.
"Damn, look at the moon, there isn't even a star, where is the ghost moon?"
The guardian who was hiding in the shadows scolded secretly, knowing that the little prince had discovered his whereabouts, so he had to flash his figure and come to the little prince to salute: "Subordinate Hong Tiancheng, meet His Royal Highness the little prince." ”
The little prince patted Yu Xiao, snorted a haha, and said, "I'm here to blow the flute and watch the moon, I don't know what you're doing here, shouldn't you be enjoying the flowers in the middle of the night?"
In the darkness, he exhaled lightly, and then this little prince interfered with Hong Tiancheng's opportunity, and the figure of Xiaoyao Lang flickered, crossed the night sky, followed the beams, and slipped into the study of the Tianxiang County Lord.
The figure of Xiaoyao Lang had just slipped into the study, and a fragrance came to his nose.
This fragrance is not the fragrance of books, but the body fragrance of the lord of Tianxiang that permeates the house.
"Wow, the body fragrance of this county lord is really lingering, three days endlessly, the little prince is a fool, he really has eyes and doesn't know gold and jade. ”
Xiaoyaolang was secretly happy in his heart, sniffed the strange fragrance in front of him, and began to do business.
Holding his breath, his figure flickered, and Xiao Yaolang roamed around the room like a ghost.
The strange thing is that in the small room, no matter how Xiao Yaolang looked, he couldn't find the blood exquisite that the little prince said.
"This Dragon Thirteen, it's not going to be playing with me, right? ”
Xiao Yaolang thought that he had repaired the little prince countless times before, and if the little prince took this opportunity to take revenge on him this time, then he would have played big.
Thinking about this makes Xiaoyaolang's scalp numb, no matter how thrilling the game is, you have to have your life to play, if you lose your life, you can only go to Judge Cui to play.
"Don't play tricks on me, bastard, or I'll make you get up in the middle of the night and learn how to crow. ”
scolded in his heart, but Xiao Yaolang's eyes were still searching everywhere, and in the end, Xiao Yao Lang's eyes began to roll, and the blood he was looking for was exquisite, and there was not even a shadow.