Chapter 17: The flesh is eaten
With the help of the little steamed bun, Xu Wanzhao instantly relaxed a lot, and the two worked together to drag the body of the big cat spirit into the grass shed. Looking at the corpse of the big cat spirit, Xiao Mantou asked puzzledly, "Why did the little cat die?" ”
What the? Is this called a kitten? Xu Wanzhao was suddenly full of black lines: "Where do you think he is small?" ”
The little steamed bun thought seriously: "Change your words, how did this big cat die?" ”
Xu Wanzhao first pulled the little steamed bun and sat on the belly of the big cat spirit together, and then said seriously: "I was scared to death." ”
"Huh?"
"Don't believe me?"
"My sister believes whatever little steamed buns she says."
Xu Wanzhao rubbed the head of the little steamed bun with satisfaction: "Well, this is good." My sister has a lot of magic skills to protect her body. ”
The little steamed bun flashed with little stars in her eyes: "Wow, my sister is so powerful, what kind of magic does that sister have?" ”
"This is a lot, like the eighteen palms of the dragon, the Nine Yin Sutra, the Jade Maiden Sutra..."
I don't know when the rain stopped, and the two people, who had been exhausted all night, snuggled up to each other and fell into a deep sleep. A flickering light flashed through Xu Wanzhao's chest through his clothes.
The dawn is like flowers blooming, such as water waves scattering, the red sun is rising, illuminating the bamboo sea, colorful and splendid.
Xu Wanzhao and Xiao Mantou were busy early in the morning, and the two of them were grunting and I was snoring to promote hunger protests.
"Hurry up, steamed buns, you move faster, I'm starving." Xu Wanzhao pulled the two cat's legs, squatted on the stone platform by the river and urged.
The little steamed bun held his sleeve, stood by the river with a dagger in one hand, and pulled off a small half of the cat skin with the other, and said aggrievedly: "Sister, this big cat is too big, it's so difficult to peel the skin." ”
Xu Wanzhao said categorically: "Then you have to peel it, this cat is as fat as a pig, not only can you eat meat when you peel it, but you can also cover the fur for warmth." ”
"Well, what my sister said makes a lot of sense." The speed of the little steamed bun in his hand sped up a few points.
After working for nearly two hours, the two finally got their wish to put the big cat on the fire shelf, seeing that the cat meat was slowly browned, exuding an attractive meat fragrance, the two kept swallowing saliva, Xu Wanzhao just stretched out his hand to tear off a piece of cat meat to satisfy his hunger, and an inopportune roar exploded.
"Damn, female doll, you little girl's skin with a thousand knives, you don't have enough to detain Uncle Cat's primordial spirit, and you dare to eat your Uncle Cat's body."
Xu Wanzhao was frightened, and the outstretched hand immediately retracted.
The little steamed bun asked inexplicably, "What's wrong with my sister?" ”
Xu Wanzhao asked rhetorically: "Didn't you hear the scolding of the big cat?" ”
The little steamed bun shook his head in a daze, looking at the big cat essence that had been roasted to oily and browned: "I only smelled the smell of the big cat's meat, can my sister eat it?" ”
"Little girl, let your uncle cat out, meow, dare to eat your uncle's body, Uncle Cat, I will tear you apart."
Listening to the roaring sound that kept coming into his ears, Xu Wanzhao felt chills.
"You really didn't hear?"
The little steamed bun still shook his head: "No." ”
The voice of the big cat spirit was still scolding, Xu Wanzhao stared at the roasted cat meat in horror, is it dead, is it the soul?
"Ouch my legs, ouch my tail, it hurts Uncle Cat to death, I'm a perverted psychic jade, and when Uncle Cat goes out and smashes you, ouch, Uncle Cat is killed." The angry scolding turned into a wail, like a big cat spirit being beaten up?
Feeling the scorching temperature of the jade pendant on his chest suddenly, Xu Wanzhao immediately turned out of his shirt, and the wailing voice of the big cat spirit became clearer.
"Stupid cat, you won't be in Jade Perry, will you?"
"Little girl, you don't have garlic for Uncle Cat, let Uncle Cat go out. Ouch, Uncle Cat is killing you, you stop me, if you don't stop it, Uncle Cat will smash you into ninety-nine eighty-one pieces when he goes out one day. Ouch, Uncle Cat is killing me, okay, okay, I admit defeat, I admit defeat, don't scold or scold. With the big cat's begging for mercy, the scorching temperature of the jade pendant slowly dissipated, which made Xu Wanzhao happy, and hugged the head of the little steamed bun and kissed him on the cheek a few times: "The jade pendant you gave my sister is really a treasure." ”
The little steamed bun who couldn't hear the voice of the big cat spirit looked at Xu Wanzhao who was talking to himself and was confused, but he just remembered the few fragrant kisses that fell on his face, and his little face was slightly hot, and he was overjoyed.
"I said big cat spirit, you are dead, you should make the best use of the body left, don't waste it." Xu Wanzhao pretended to discuss.
"Little girl, do you dare to take a bite and try it?"
Xu Wanzhao immediately tore off a piece of meat from the cat's leg, stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it, but soon said with disgust: "It's so unpalatable, a little sour, and a little astringent, no wonder no one likes to eat cat meat, or fish is delicious." ”
The big cat spirit in the psychic jade is already so angry that he is foaming at the mouth, just imagine what it feels like to listen to others eating their own meat while disgustingly judging the ground? Kill her 10,000 times, 10,000 times.
The little steamed bun took a bite, frowned, and then looked left and right and whispered, "Sister, although it's not delicious, it's still quite fragrant." Let's not criticize other people's big cats too harshly, otherwise people should feel inferior when they hear that their meat is not good. ”
"Poof." Xu Wanzhao squirted out a mouthful of meat, and laughed backwards.
"Hey, stupid cat, what did you grow up eating? Bigger than any cat I've ever seen in my life. Xu Wanzhao asked with interest.
The big cat spirit who didn't want to deal with Xu Wanzhao, when he heard the word stupid cat that insulted his prestige, he had to correct it.
"You're a stupid cat, your whole family is a stupid cat, Uncle Cat, I'm the famous Sky Splitter Tiger in the upper realm."
"Poof." Another mouthful of meat squirted out: "You claim to be Uncle Cat, and you dare to call a tiger?" The Upper Realm Sky Breaker? If you are a tiger, my aunt and I will still be a dragon. ”
He took another bite of cat meat and said, "But if you were born in our time, whether you are a tiger or a cat, you will probably be caught for experiments." Xu Wanzhao said proudly.
Of course, the little steamed bun on the side couldn't hear it, and when he saw Xu Wanzhao eating meat to himself, he suddenly burst out with a smile without warning, and looked at Xu Wanzhao with surprised eyes for a long time. Put down the piece of meat that you didn't have time to bite into your mouth and asked, "Sister, are you okay?" ”
"Ah, nothing, think of something funny, you eat your meat first." It seems that Xu Wanzhao now has no time to chat with the little steamed bun, so he hurriedly dealt with the little steamed bun in two sentences, and continued to communicate with the black cat.
"Hmph, Uncle Cat hasn't finished speaking, my big name is Sky Splitter, my nickname is Baby Cat, my mother took it."
"Hahahaha............ cough cough cough cough ......" Xu Wanzhao choked on her saliva with laughter, and finally eased up and asked: "Okay, okay, I believe you for the time being, since you said that you are such a majestic Sky Splitting Black Tiger, then how did you become a sick cat now?" ”