I look at the short body and heart and say that this person is familiar, and he sells baked cakes, isn't it the famous cuckold ancestor Wu Dalang?!

If you look closely, he really wears a green felt hat.

"Three inches, two cookcakes." A reader with a burden happened to walk by and said.

Wu Dalang put down the burden with a smile on his face and brought baked cakes from it.

As for why people call Wu Dalang Sancunding, that also has a history.

In ancient times, the three-inch Ding referred to a person with short stature, which is easy to understand, and the Ding seems to be mostly used for men, such as the ancient military system of three Ding to draw one.

The three-inch-tall man is an exaggeration, as it is now described as a dwarf not as tall as three pieces of tofu, and some people interpret the three-inch ding as a coffin nail.

Gu bark, "valley" is the meaning of "榖", and the grain bark is written as the bark of the grain tree, so it is possible that the bark is mistaken. Do you find the difference between grain and grain, one in the lower left corner is grass and one is wood, and the two tend to be confused since the Song Dynasty.

The bark of the tree can be used to make paper clothes, but the bark of the tree is not very spotty, at least it is not the roughest bark in the tree.

"May I ask who Wu Song, the head of the infantry in Yanggu County, is you?"

So the combination of these two has become the best metaphor to describe Wu Dalang, who is short and ugly, with dark skin.

But the baked cakes were ten miles fragrant, and I also walked over, and I said, "Bring me two of these baked cakes." ”

"Okay, guest officer, wait a minute!" While taking the baked cake, he said, "The official is a foreigner, this accent is wrong." ”

"Yes, I'm here to buy grain and grass, my family is in a big drought, and the villagers have scraped together some money to buy food, do you have it here?" I said.

"Yes, Qinghe County has been in good weather in recent years, there is a lack of everything, that is, there is no shortage of food, you go straight to this West Street, there are two, one is the rice shop of the Ximen family, and the other is the big family of the East Gate, his family's rice is affordable, and the name is Wanshun Rice Line." Wu Dalang explained carefully.

I saw Wu Dalang and knew something, so I said to the system: "Now that Wu Dalang appears, this shouldn't be history, but a biography, right?" ”

【Ding Dong!】 Virtual, real, real, virtual, and virtual, the host must not be more real.

I couldn't laugh or cry, and I was completely speechless about the system.

The reason why I say this is because Wu Dalang in history is not like this.

The real Wu Dalang is a seven-foot man, who is a civil servant of the Celestial Empire, but he is said to be a short and poor baked cake lang.

And Pan Jinlian's husband and godson are actually the best girls in Zhizhou, but she was insulted as a tailor who steals men.

So the combination of these two has become the best metaphor to describe Wu Dalang, who is short and ugly, with dark skin.

For hundreds of years, Pan Jinlian has been nailed to the pillar of historical shame, which is simply a typical example of charming, prodigal and vicious.

In the Water Margin, Jin Lian is the wife of the short man Wu Dalang who sells cooking cakes, because she had an affair with Ximen Qing, poisoned Wu Dalang, and finally the evil deeds of the two were exposed, and they were both killed by Wu Dalang's younger brother Wu Song.

Later, the book Jin Zhumei extracted this story and created it, with Pan Jinlian as the heroine, and described it as an out-and-out, which is simply intensified!

The real history is actually like this, Wu Zhi was poor as a young man, and he was funded by his friend Huang Tang.

Wu Zhi did not disgrace his talent and learned and gained fame in the examination.

However, this friend did not meet because of his talents, his family became poorer and poorer, and there was a fire in his home, so he wanted to defect to Wu Zhi.

originally planned to rely on friendship to get an official position, but Wu Zhi treated him with good wine and food, but never promoted him.

Huang Tang thought that "Wu Dalang is really ungrateful", in a fit of anger, he said goodbye without saying goodbye, and spread rumors everywhere on the way back to his hometown, he wrote a lot of short stories and words that insulted and satirized Wu Dalang.

In addition, he was abused by the evil young man Ximen Qing in the township who had been punished by Wu Zhi, and he was in the same stream, so vulgar words about Wu Dalang were spread along the way, and the image of Wu Qingguan was ruined.

"May I ask who Wu Song, the head of the infantry in Yanggu County, is you?"

Who knows, when he returned home, Wu Dalang had already sent someone to send money to help him repair the house, build a house, and buy fertile land.

At this time, he found out that Wu Dalang was by no means ungrateful and did not repay it. It's too late to regret it, and it's hard to recover it.

In addition, some literati and writers borrowed the topic to play, so the fallacy was passed on again and again. These apocryphal stories soon spread everywhere.

And then ruined the reputation of Wu Zhi and Pan Jinlian, and also brought disaster to the descendants of Pan and Wu, and the Pan family and the Wu family in Qinghe County did not intermarry for hundreds of years.

Then people spread falsehoods and were incorporated into the Water Margin, most of the heroes of the Water Margin are in line with history, but a small number are made up.

In this way, I know that this is the same as the battlefield of the Three Kingdoms, which has been added to the vinegar, for example, there is no war such as the Three Heroes and Lu Bu in the Three Kingdoms, and there is no Diao Chan, only Ren Hongchang, of course, Diao Chan's real name is Ren Hongchang, and it is not a fabrication.

I saw Wu Dalang and knew something, so I said to the system: "Now that Wu Dalang appears, this shouldn't be history, but a biography, right?" ”

Since it's a half-fictional and half-true history in the biography of the Water Margin, I can make a fuss.

Wu Zhi did not disgrace his talent and learned and gained fame in the examination.

"Official?" Wu Dalang leaned closer and said, "If you don't know the way, why don't you let me show you the way?" ”

"No, I thought of a hero."

Wu Dalang smiled: "Whose girl dares to marry me?" I don't propose marriage, I just ask my brother to marry a daughter-in-law in the future, and he can be an uncle! ”

"Oh?"

"May I ask who Wu Song, the head of the infantry in Yanggu County, is you?"

Wu Zhi did not disgrace his talent and learned and gained fame in the examination.

As soon as I finished speaking, Wu Dalang said happily: "That's my brother!" A milk compatriot! ”

"I have seen Brother Wu Song, Brother Wu Song is eight feet long and strong, but Your Excellency ......," I said deliberately.

Wu Dalang sighed: "When I was a child, I naturally had to raise my younger brother as an elder brother, so I left him with good food and drink, and then when I was weak and my body was not long, I knew that I had not eaten enough for a long time, and I didn't grow up, but fortunately, my brother was very promising, and with him, I didn't have to sneer in the township." ”

"Does Brother Wu have a wife and children at home?" I asked again.

And Pan Jinlian's husband and godson are actually the best girls in Zhizhou, but she was insulted as a tailor who steals men.

Wu Dalang smiled: "Whose girl dares to marry me?" I don't propose marriage, I just ask my brother to marry a daughter-in-law in the future, and he can be an uncle! ”

Although Wu Dalang was laughing, he didn't dare to say anything.

I sighed, and said in my heart that Wu Da was honest and not a wicked person, but it was a pity.

My eyes rolled: "Wait, Brother Wu, you say, who is the owner of this rice shop in the east gate?" ”

I saw Wu Dalang and knew something, so I said to the system: "Now that Wu Dalang appears, this shouldn't be history, but a biography, right?" ”

"Zhang Youcai!"

As soon as I heard these three words, my tiger body was shocked, it was the culprit who wanted to defile Pan Jinlian, but was discovered by his wife, and then married Pan Jinlian to Wu Dalang!

I said, "Thank you, brother, then I'll go buy rice and noodles now!" ”

"Okay, you're good to go!" Wu Dalang accepted the money and continued to carry the burden over.

As soon as I heard these three words, my tiger body was shocked, it was the culprit who wanted to defile Pan Jinlian, but was discovered by his wife, and then married Pan Jinlian to Wu Dalang!

Wu Yunzhao beside me said, "Big brother, are we going to buy rice?" ”

"Yes, you go buy a towed carriage." I put a piece of silver in Wu Yunzhao's hand: "The extra money, buy some wine, go back and eat and drink with my brothers." ”

As soon as I heard these three words, my tiger body was shocked, it was the culprit who wanted to defile Pan Jinlian, but was discovered by his wife, and then married Pan Jinlian to Wu Dalang!

"Okay, you little girl, carrying me behind your back and hooking up with our master?! Are you going to poison me to death with a bowl of poison, and then make it big yourself?! ”

Wu Zhi did not disgrace his talent and learned and gained fame in the examination.

"I'll beat you, kill you little girl!"

"You ungrateful ugly thing, what misunderstanding, you pressed this slut on the bed, this is a misunderstanding? There's only one belly pocket left on this slut, this is a misunderstanding?! Are you thinking I'm stupid, or am I stupid? Is it because I don't pay attention for a while, and you're ready to marry the younger one?! ”

"Oh hey, what a sin! How dare I! ”

When I came to Wanshun Rice Shop, the guy glanced at me and greeted me with a smile: "This official, is he here to buy rice noodles?" ”

"Lady, if you don't say a few words, it was a misunderstanding just now!" A man's voice came.

While speaking, the little guy at the door smiled: "The family affairs of the master's family made the officials laugh." ”

"Well, I'll go in and have a look." I said.

The little girl was about to stop me, but as soon as I entered the courtyard with my front feet, I found a pretty girl tied to a tree, hanging herself with her hands, naked, with whip marks and blood stains on her body.

"Yes." I stepped forward, but I heard the scolding in the room.

"Yes, but I saw that you guys were beating and scolding here, so I came over to take a look, don't make any trouble." I said with a smile.

"Great!" Wu Yunzhao took the money, and flew away as happily as a bird.

Suddenly, a crying woman's voice came: "Madam, is it the slave who is wrong...... Woowoo...... The slave was washing clothes just now, but the master came over and begged the lady not to fight! ”

"Well, I'll go in and have a look." I said.

Who knows, when he returned home, Wu Dalang had already sent someone to send money to help him repair the house, build a house, and buy fertile land.

I saw this, and the ugly lady with a big mole on the corner of her mouth in the distance said, "Yo, where did the handsome official come from, are you here to do business?" ”