Chapter 4 A once-in-a-century encounter with a smelt
At the door of the restaurant, there are four five beggars who are begging diligently, including the two beggars, one tall and one short. Xu Wanzhao shook off a few meat buns in his hand, handed them to the little steamed bun, and whispered a few words in his ear, the little steamed bun took the steamed bun and walked towards the beggar, and said with a flattering face: "Boss, this is a small filial piety for you." ”
The two beggars were stunned for a moment, and after seeing the little steamed bun clearly, their eyes narrowed into a line with joy, and they opened a mouthful of big yellow teeth and said: "Little beast, it's finally sensible, it's not bad, it's not bad." ”
A hint of ridicule flashed in the moment the little steamed bun raised his head, and he didn't stay long, and quickly turned around and left.
Xu Wanzhao was carrying a large bag of firecrackers behind him, some of which were single-barreled, as a scare, and some of which were double-rowed, which were no less powerful than detonators, which were enough to kill people.
The two of them hid in the dark, watching the two beggars eat the meat buns and eat half a cup of tea, the two immediately changed their faces, and hurriedly went to find the toilet with their stomachs covered.
Inside, Xu Wanzhao has enough croton, Xu Wanzhao has always had a bad taste, if people are, how will they react if something happens suddenly, is it to lift their pants first, or ...... Xu Wanzhao laughed slyly.
In fact, it is not entirely to prove their bad taste, in public to them for fear that other beggars will come out of the way, firecrackers have never been published, such as being seen by thoughtful people, afraid of a safety threat to their sisters and brothers, as the saying goes, the husband is not guilty of his guilt.
The two beggars covered their buttocks and quickly got into a no-man's corner, and just took off their pants and squatted down, when suddenly they smashed at them with a sparkling bamboo tube, and then there was a bumper explosion, and a terrible wail followed with the undulating sounds.
"Little steamed buns, give me revenge and revenge." Xu Wanzhao and Xiao Mantou walked out with an arm-thick bamboo pole on their shoulders, and their faces were covered with black cloths, not because they were afraid of showing their faces, but because they were smelly.
As soon as the sticks came down, the two beggars cried and cried and crawled, crying grandpa and grandma, and they were extremely embarrassed.
After the lesson, the beggar Xu Wanzhao led the small steamed bun back to the broken temple, although there are iron coins, in the current stage when there is no source of income, it is better to save, and the iron coins can be prepared for emergencies.
The snow is falling again, the twilight is heavy, this Xiling Snow Country is really a veritable country, and the winter in Xiling Town, which is only on the border, is extraordinarily long.
Xu Wanzhao pinched her fingers, counting that she has been in this world for three months, if there was no accident, she should be surrounded by relatives and friends at this moment, celebrating her birthday in front of a table full of delicious food, taking pictures and brushing the circle of friends, and after eating, she will definitely go to KTV with her girlfriends to cry wolf, and come to a non-drunk and no-return.
She wants to go home, she wants to play IPONE, she wants to drink Starbucks, she wants to eat Haidilao, she wants to watch movies, and she wants to watch dramas......
Xu Wanzhao sat at the gate of the temple, looking at the snowfall with a lonely expression, and asked softly Sitting next to him and looking at his little steamed bun: "Little steamed bun, when is your birthday?" ”
Xiao Mantou's round eyes rolled and replied, "I don't know." ”
Xu Wanzhao turned her head, looked at the child in front of her who was less than six years old, and felt a pain in her heart for no reason, and raised her hand to rub the little head of the little steamed bun: "Today is my sister's birthday, and it will also be your birthday in the future, let's go, while it's still dark, my sister will take you to get some delicious food, we have a lively birthday." ”
The little steamed bun clapped his hands and giggled innocently.
Xu Wanzhao carried the large firecracker on his back, which was equivalent to a detonator, and took the small steamed bun to the Yuexin Lake near the broken temple. Two firecrackers were thrown down, with the deafening explosion, there were really a few big carps, one of which was seven or eight feet long, shaped like a carp and red, with two horns on the top of the head, and there was a luminous body like a spiritual lamp in the middle of the two horns, and the fish scales were also glowing with red light, this fish was good at a glance.
Xu Wanzhao didn't delve into the fame of this fish, and happily picked up these fish one by one into a barely woven bamboo basket and returned to the broken temple.
Xu Wanzhao, who had never killed a fish or slaughtered a chicken, threw the bamboo basket to the ground, and directly threw the problem to the little steamed bun and ordered: "Little steamed bun, you are responsible for killing these fish, I'll go collect firewood to make a fire, and we'll stew fish soup to drink." ”
The little steamed bun honestly received the order, rolled up his sleeves, and began to get busy, Xu Wanzhao covered his mouth and secretly smiled.
Don't look at the young age of the little steamed bun, but the skill of the fish is not bad, and the five or six big fish will be cleaned up neatly in half an hour, but the fish that looks good is left to be worried.
"Sister, the scales can't be scraped." Xiao Mantou held a dagger and looked at Xu Wanzhao with a pleading face who was adding firewood and boiling water and pounding a few wild vegetables in the jar.
"Then shave the belly of the fish first."
"No, I can't dig it."
"Chop up the fish's head."
"I can't chop it off."
"Is it really such an evil sect?"
Xu Wanzhao got up, took a deep breath, and unbelievably personally hammered and chopped again, the fish was still the whole fish, Xu Wanzhao had become stunned and collapsed.
"Sister, do you want to eat this fish or not?"
"Eat, let's change the stew." Xu Wanzhao's fighting spirit of not admitting defeat was aroused by a fish.
"Hey, my sister's fish seems to be ...... It seems to be alive. ”
Looking at the Henggong fish that was slowly reviving and swimming happily in the hot water tank, Xu Wanzhao looked incredulous.
"Is this fish a good one?"
"Oh, sister, this fish is eating our fish."
"Quick, quick, get it out." Xu Wanzhao was anxious.
When the two of them picked up the wooden spoon in a panic, the other fish in the jar had already been eaten by the Henggong fish.
Xu Wanzhao wanted to cry without tears, and was thinking about how to deal with this fish, when an old monk wearing a broken monk's robe and short hair broke into the temple, and she was carrying a bamboo basket on her back, which contained a one-year-old milk baby who was eating hands, and a little cinnabar red mole at the center of the baby's eyebrows was very eye-catching.
"It's so fragrant, I'm hungry for the old man." The old man unceremoniously approached Xu Wanzhao's soup can: "Hey, Heng Gongyu." ”
"Have you ever seen this fish?" Xu Wanzhao asked suspiciously.
The old monk squinted and smiled: "I haven't seen it, but I've heard that the horizontal fish is seven or eight feet long, shaped like a carp and red, and it is in the water during the day and turns into a human at night." The spines are invulnerable, the boiled ones are not dead, and the size of this fish should be in the juvenile stage. ”
Hearing that the stabbing was not ready to die, Xu Wanzhao looked disappointed.
The old monk glanced at Xu Wanzhao and put on a kind smile: "Little girl, don't be disappointed too early, the old monk has also heard of the cooking method of this cross-male fish." ”
Xu Wanzhao suddenly came to the spirit again: "What kind of cooking method?" ”
The old monk sold Guan Zi: "It's okay to listen to you, but it's okay...... If you can divide my master and apprentice to try it......"
"As long as the master is willing to tell you, our sister and brother are willing to share the delicious food with you." Accustomed to seeing modern monks who drink wine and eat meat to marry their daughters-in-law, they are not surprised by Xu Wanzhao, a monk who wants to eat meat in front of him.
The old monk was stunned for a moment, and then laughed and said, "The shell of the Henggong fish is hard and cannot be boiled thoroughly with water. The extremely sour black plum needs to be thrown into the water to melt its shell, so when it is boiled again, the fish will be boiled to death. The meat of Henggong fish is delicious, and eating it can drive away evil spirits and diseases. ”
"But where are we going to get sour plums this season?" Xu Wanzhao asked.
"Coincidentally, the old monk brought two with him."
Xu Wanzhao: "......" is really a coincidence.