Chapter 85: I'm Today's Title, I'm Still Cute Today
After the three of them ate the bear's paws and the snake gall, they set off again. As for the remaining wolf meat and snake meat, it was naturally processed and stored. The meat of this big demon is very delicious and nourishing.
Even though it has been processed, when you take it out and eat it again, you will find that it is not much different from the freshly burned one.
Of course, the processing of snake meat was carried out by Sun Wukong, and let Tang San be buried? No kidding.
The sound of horses' hooves resounded in the mountains, bringing a touch of life to the silent mountains.
The three of them did not encounter any demons and monsters on the rest of the road, and soon walked out of the mountains.
Out of the mountains, it is even more difficult to encounter demons and monsters.
When Tang Sanfu went to watch Journey to the West without knowing his identity, there was a question that had been bothering him for a long time!
That is, why didn't Tang Sanzang take the good road of learning scriptures from the West, but went to the deep mountains and old forests?
It wasn't until now that he took a math class and realized that between two points, the straight line is the shortest!
If you choose to take the main road, then the road will be a lot farther!
Moreover, in this day and age, there is no saying that all roads lead to Rome, but more than some small roads, mountain roads, where can there be so many spacious roads for you to walk.
Lu Xun said well, there is no road in this world, and there are more people walking, so there is a road.
Out of the mountains, Tang Sanfu and others came to a big road, and they rarely met a big road, and the white horse sighed and was excited, this is God's mercy! After walking for so long, I finally met the big road! Uncle Ma can also gallop happily!
So, without any defense, the white horse's sudden acceleration made Tang Sanfu feel shocked, and he almost fell off the horse, but fortunately, he grabbed the reins in time, so he didn't fall.
After stabilizing his figure, Tang Sanfu grabbed the reins with one hand and patted the white horse with the other, and said viciously: "Damn the white horse, let you run so fast, let you run so fast!" ”
Bai Ma didn't care about Tang San's slapping at this time, even if it was filming, it didn't matter if it wanted to become Ge You! Eh, by the way, who is Ge You?
Along the main road, they soon came to a village, and when they encountered obstacles, the white horse stopped.
As for Sun Dasheng and the third princess, one of them was lying leisurely on the somersault cloud, and the other was riding a new motorcycle.
Not to mention, with the previous experience of the mountain road, the third princess's skills at this time have improved by more than a star and a half. At least not crashing into anything.
"Ah~~~ dodge! Get out of the way! ”
Looking at the third princess who was riding a motorcycle, Tang Sanfu had just felt a trace of relief in his heart, and suddenly saw the third princess shouting forward with a frightened expression.
What's the situation?
Looking ahead suspiciously, there was a boulder in front of him, and a person was lying on the boulder, basking in the sun leisurely.
The third princess didn't know if she forgot to brake in a panic at the moment, or what, in short, she rode forward faster and faster.
Looking at the boulder, Tang Sanfu quietly breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, it was just a stone, although there was a person lying on it, it was impossible for the motorcycle to hit the person lying on it, really I hadn't ridden a motorcycle?
However, reality is often more dramatic than one might think.
Seeing that she was about to hit a boulder, the third princess was worried that her motorcycle would explode again, so she lifted her hands up vigorously......
"Wow~~~~"
A scream sounded, and the man lying on the boulder was run over by the third princess's motorcycle......
Tang Sanfu looked at the operation of the third princess blankly, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up, and said, "Third princess, why is your operation so good!" ”
People obviously won't be hit, but they fall under your operation! Should I say that I really deserve to be a female driver?
Sun Dasheng's heart moved, and suddenly he came to the side of the person who was hit with a somersault cloud biu~, squatted down and looked at it carefully, sighed, and shook his head.
Tang Sanfu was shocked in his heart, this ...... It can't be hopeless, right?
"It's over, third princess, you're done! It's a fatality! ”
The third princess stammered and looked at Tang Sanfu, and said pitifully: "I...... I didn't know it was going to happen...... I...... If this person comes back to life, I'll never ride a motorcycle again! ”
Tang Sanfu and Sun Wukong glanced at each other and bowed slightly. Secretly give a thumbs up, plan through!
"Great Sage, I'm sorry for you to make a trip."
Sun Wukong nodded, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.
He ...... Where did he go? ”
Tang Sanfu said angrily: "Where else can I go, I'll wipe your ass!" ”
The third princess suddenly blushed and snorted, but she understood that Tang San's burial did not mean that.
Tang Sanfu didn't mean to flirt with the third princess, although people are now children's hearts, but you can't stand the identity of others! This is Yang Jian's wife, who is impatient to flirt with others?
The third princess's cycling skills are terrible, not only always hitting this and that, but also always affecting the people around her, for the sake of those innocent people, those innocent flowers and plants, Tang Sanfu and Sun Wukong secretly decided to let the third princess never ride a motorcycle again.
The scene that happened before was also because Tang Sanfu secretly manipulated the third princess's motorcycle, as for the person lying on the boulder, it was completely an accident, although he was killed by the third princess, but Tang San's funeral was not in a hurry at all.
What is this place?
This is the world of Xianxia!
Who is next to him?
Monkey King!
This is the lord of the Heavenly Palace and the Nine Shadows!
A mere mortal's life can't be saved?
In fact, when Sun Wukong reappeared in front of Tang Sanfu and the three princesses, the person who died tragically under the motorcycle of the third princess woke up slowly.
As soon as he became conscious, he shouted: "Don't don't, don't kill me!" Monster grandfather, don't kill me, I only have two taels of meat on my body, and the meat is still sour, not delicious!
If you want to eat meat, I recommend my lord to you, my lord is rich and unkind, his family is rich, and his standard of living is high, and that fat meat is very delicious! ”
The young man was terrified! Originally, he was sent out by his own master to find some master to subdue demons, but where are the masters going to find it this year? It's better to sleep here, and then go back to say goodbye, so that you can swallow up the cost of inviting the highest, wouldn't it be the best of both worlds?
It's just that after sleeping for a while, he heard a roar in a daze, and then he saw a monster full of metallic texture coming to the top of his head, and then he became unconscious.
When he woke up, he begged for mercy without raising his head.
After gritting his teeth and waiting for a long time, there was no pain coming, which made the young man muster up the courage to look up, and then he saw a hairy Lei Gong's face appear in front of him!
Ga~
With a roll of his eyes, the young man fainted again.
Tang Sanfu looked at the strange Sun Dasheng with a smile, got off the white horse, came to the young man's side, pinched the person, and suddenly the young man woke up slowly.
"Demon ...... Monster Grandpa ......"
"Alright, we're not youkai!"