Chapter 236: Fun
"No, Lin Yuannan, this nasty ghost, has caused me so much trouble, I can't make him too comfortable."
The group sat around the mountain, and Fang Yushan hummed and clutched his stomach and shouted.
Fang Ruohua smiled.
In fact, Lin Yuannan didn't do anything angry and resentful, he was quite smart in the world, in modern times, he shouldn't be a hairy child who doesn't know anything, of course, he shouldn't be too big a big man, after all, he is a little unclear about women, and he still has naïve fantasies.
Let's just say that he recites poetry and lyrics, but he can't shirk it, reciting one or two sentences at will, and he can completely fool the past with his magic hands, and he usually only says that he is not good at poetry, and he never shows off on formal occasions such as literary meetings, and he is humble and low-key, not very public, which naturally reduces the risk of being exposed.
In the end, modern people, even if they remember classic poems, they won't remember too much, unless they are like Fang Ruohua, who have a relatively large external plug-in, there are only a few classic poems, if you wear a famous poet's hat on your head, but the poems you write back are just mediocre, wouldn't it be embarrassing?
Besides, time and space are different, and the allusions in the poems may be subtly different, he just inherited the memory of the original body, and abusing the poems may also capsize in the gutter somewhere and make jokes, Lin Yuannan probably thought of this in advance, and at present, he copes with it very well.
Fang Ruohua felt that he might be a science student, after all, he came up with a soju recipe.
If you are a liberal arts student, read more and know that it is not uncommon to know that the recipe for soju is not unusual, but if you don't make sake at home, even if you have a recipe, it can go smoothly, and the possibility of successfully brewing liquor by yourself is very small.
Of course, it's just speculation, thinking that Lin Yuannan is of little value, and the other party didn't provoke him, it's better to stay away from him.
As a male protagonist, it is a combination of atmospheric luck, and it is also a trouble, and it is too risky to get close, so it is most appropriate to stay away.
Fang Yushan pondered what he was going to do, how he planned to fight with Lin Yuannan and Lin Gongzi, but Fang Ruohua didn't plan to pay attention to it.
His days passed leisurely in the chaos of chaos, and in the blink of an eye, it was the county exam.
Early in the morning, before dawn, Fang Ruohua heard a whisper in a low voice outside, and when he stretched his waist and got up, put on his clothes and prepared to eat and go to the exam, he opened the door and saw the old and young in the family sitting in the hall.
Fang Ruohua: "......"
His cheap dad was blowing clouds and fog with a big cigarette gun, and when he saw that he was busy collecting his cigarette, he coughed.
The cheap lady has never spoken much, and now she has sorted out the exam basket again and again, and the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone inside have been checked many times.
Cheap grandpa and cheap grandma closed their eyes together, chanting words: "Ancestors bless, bless me in the second treasure examination, if you can get the show, you will definitely rebuild the ancestral tomb and put on more incense ......"
The eldest sister and the younger sister are quite calm, one is holding a bowl and the other is holding chopsticks, and it seems that they want to feed Fang Ruohua to eat, so that he can read more books when he has time!
In other words, it is useful to look at it twice?
And I'm nervous about taking the county exam, so when will I be nervous?
After listening to two more sentences, Fang Ruohua vaguely reacted, obviously the original main examination had been tested twice in the county examination, but compared with him, an outsider, this family didn't know what the imperial examination was all about, in their hearts, Xiucai was quite amazing, and they didn't think that their own two treasures could take the exam.
As for the difference between the county examination, the government examination, and the hospital examination, it is not very clear, and it is estimated that the county examination is an important examination.
Fang Ruohua explained two sentences, seeing that the family was nervous and did not change, he simply didn't say much, anyway, take the test a few more times, after this series of imperial examinations, don't care whether you are in or not, make sure everyone can get used to it.
After eating, the whole family went out together to send him to the examination room.
Fang Yushan and Gao Qiu actually attached great importance to it, and they drove someone over in person, and when they saw the family here, they also took it for granted.
Bishui County is a poor county, there are not many readers, when he arrived at the examination room, Fang Ruohua glanced at it when he was queuing, about more than 100 people, this is still the peak of the imperial court's literary style, and there are not a few people in the small county town.
Fang Yushan didn't take the small county test seriously at all, glanced around, and said with a smile: "Now there are more talents in the imperial court, good things, good things, I heard my father say, the previous dynasty was wars and turmoil, and many villages and counties in the north were ten rooms and nine empty, and every time there was a imperial examination, it was unknown whether it could be done." ”
Gao Qiu also smiled and said: "No, my uncle also told a joke that in a certain year before the dynasty, the imperial court had stipulated that at least three students should be admitted to each county. But there is a small county, and in a county examination, there are only three people in the whole county. At the end of the exam, the examiner took a look at the test papers, and one of them copied the questions once, and only wrote - 'go' below; the other candidate only copied the test questions and wrote nothing; as for the third, he did not even copy the exam questions. The examiner was helpless, and after thinking for a long time, he had to wave his pen and list the person who copied the question and wrote the word 'and go' as the first, and annotated - but the word 'and go' must be full of economy. He also ranked those who copied the test questions second, and commented: There are no mistakes in transcription, which shows that it can be made. As for the one who handed in the blank scroll, he was naturally the third, and he said: He is not easy to write, which shows that he is cautious. ”
Fang Ruohua laughed, this is about fun, I don't know who promoted narrowness, deliberately said such things to satirize the imperial examination of the previous dynasty.
When I used to talk about the imperial examination with my father Fang Xiao, I also heard this kind of anecdote in the former Qing Dynasty, but it was just a legend of strange things, and it was impossible to verify it, and it was more likely to be a joke.
The words made everyone laugh.
The people of the Fang family are also a little nervous, they can't be blamed, the ancestors of the Fang family have been poor people for generations, and now there is a person who can read, just like pie in the sky, plus there is some gossip in the village recently, saying that Fang Xiaolang took the exam a few years ago, and he didn't win once, this time I'm afraid that he will be disappointed again, now it's not as good as before, Fang Xiaolang's reputation is loud, but if he can't even pass the county exam, I'm afraid even the gods will be disappointed!
There are many people in this world, and there are many people who hope that other people are not doing well, although even if others are not good, they are not much better.
Queuing up to search his body, Fang Ruohua performed an illusion very skillfully, and passed the test without any trouble.
It's good to have a big encyclopedia, you don't have to spend too much effort to cast spells, if you rely on your own cultivation, practice to the point where you can have many methods, it is estimated that thousands of hundreds of years are not enough.
I don't know what the world where the Holy Gate is located is like, listening to the gossip of the merchants in the universe, it seems that cultivation is a daily life, and spells can be bought with money, think about it, it is also a fascinating world!