I said, "What's wrong with Brother Song?" ”

Song Dahai pointed to a place and said, "Be bold, look at this place." ”

As soon as I heard Song Dahai say, I looked towards the place that Song Dahai pointed to, and saw that there was a tooth mark in the place that Song Dahai pointed to, this tooth mark was a little strange, like a human tooth mark, and there is a fundamental difference from the animal tooth mark, then Song Dahai said: "This tooth mark is a human tooth mark, I don't understand, why there is such a person's tooth mark, is it that a person bites this sow to death?" ”

When Song Dahai said this, Aunt Li stopped doing it, and opened her mouth to scold: "Which one killed a thousand knives and bit to death our old sow, you bit our old sow to death, I took a kitchen knife to chop the board, and scolded from the beginning of the year to the end of your family." ”

People are poor and backward, scolding people in the village has become an entertainment activity, and shrews scolding the street is not something that everyone can do, if you want to scold the street, you must have a loud voice, and you can rhyme, and you can tone and frustrate, so that it sounds good. This Aunt Li scolds people but is one of the best in the village, she has a good voice, she talks like a swallow, she is fast in her chattering, and she is even faster when she scolds people, and her voice is loud.

When she scolds, she will hold a kitchen knife, then take a board, mess up her hair, sit on the street, and then chop it with a kitchen knife against the board, while chopping, scolding, bell, scolding the word, not with the same for a day, this holding the board to scold, it is equivalent to cursing people with a thousand knives, chopping into meat filling, is a heavier kind of scolding in the countryside of the Republic of China.

Everyone knows that as long as Aunt Li opens her mouth, she will definitely not be able to scold for a while, and sure enough, Aunt Li scolded there, she scolded people not the kind of scolding that is not nominated, but piggybacking on the scolding, scolding from the north of the village to the south of the village, Aunt Li scolded a few of us and didn't have the heart to think about how her pigs died, they all crawled out of the pigsty, and only the chief remained in the pigsty alone.

At this time, I saw Uncle Li's face distorted, he took a few puffs of cigarette hard, then threw the cigarette pouch to the ground, jumped up from the ground at once, and said in his mouth: "I'll make you cheap, and I'll kill you stinky today." ”

After speaking, he raised his hand and slapped Aunt Li's face, this slap was real, snapped, and slapped on Aunt Li's face, Aunt Li's nose was bleeding at that time, Aunt Li was stunned at first, and then shouted directly at Uncle Li like crazy: "Okay, Li Er, you dare to hit me?" ”

Uncle Li's eyes widened, and he said: "It's you stinky girl who beats you, if it weren't for you scolding the street all day long, no one would have bitten our sow to death, I would have to beat you to death today." ”

Usually Uncle Li is a wreck, he can't kick a fart with three feet, but he didn't expect him to start a fire, just like a different person, his eyes were staring at the bull's eye, his whole face was red, as if he was drunk, and his two eyebrows were twisted. After he finished speaking, he slapped Aunt Li again, which was considered to have provoked a hornet's nest, Aunt Li messed up her hair with her hands a few times, and then stretched out her hands and grabbed Uncle Li, and said loudly: "Second Li Lao Niang fought with you today." ”

Uncle Li seems to have erupted a volcano, this time he didn't cower like before, he didn't dare to put a big fart, I saw Uncle Li flash to the side, dragging Aunt Li's hair forward, Aunt Li due to inertia, lay forward, fell to the ground at that time, Uncle Li rode on Aunt Li's body at once, took off his thousand-layer cloth shoes, and hit Aunt Li's ass with the shoes, scolding while beating: "Stinky girl, if I don't beat you all these years, you won't know that the sky is thick, I don't beat you, you think I'm afraid of you, I'm going to kill you today. ”

While talking, he hit Aunt Li's ass with his shoes, he used very hard, as if he wanted to vent all these years of resentment, and Aunt Li lay there crying and scolding. When we all saw this, we were so happy in our hearts, this Aunt Li and a few other women in the village scolded the street if they had nothing to do, and they scolded the street if they had less chickens and fewer things, and they didn't scold enough, and they didn't finish it.

At first, Aunt Li scolded Uncle Li vigorously, but I didn't expect Uncle Li not to eat Aunt Li's set this time, the more Aunt Li scolded, the more Uncle Li beat him, and later Aunt Li changed from scolding to wailing, and Uncle Li still beaten. As the saying goes, the daughter-in-law who was smashed kneaded down, Aunt Li lay there and shouted: "Folks, help me, if you don't save your life, I will be beaten to death." ”

It may be that Aunt Li usually does too much evil, and everyone doesn't want to come forward to persuade her, I saw that Uncle Li just hit Aunt Li's ass with a thousand layers of bottoms, which won't hurt her muscles and bones, at most he taught her a lesson, so he didn't go up to persuade her. Uncle Li was handy, and he was still fighting there, and Aunt Li shouted below at this time: "The master, the shopkeeper, don't fight, don't fight, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, I don't dare anymore." ”

I saw that it was almost over, so I went to Uncle Li's side and said to Uncle Li: "Uncle, don't fight, my aunt said that she was wrong, if you continue to do this next time, you will continue to fight." ”

When Uncle Li heard my words, he got off the donkey down the slope and got down from Aunt Li, Aunt Li quickly got up from the ground, far away from Uncle Li, Uncle Li sat there and muttered: "This girl is lawless, next time if it is like this again, I have to kill her." ”

When Aunt Li heard this, she glanced at Uncle Li from the corner of her eye, Uncle Li glared, and quickly lowered his head in fright. I know that Aunt Li, the tigress, is a waste. Uncle Li put on his shoes, stood up, and said to Song Dahai: "Dahai, you just said that there is a person's tooth mark on my sow's body, isn't it?" ”

Song Dahai nodded and said, "Yes, there is a tooth mark, I looked at it carefully, and there is nothing wrong." ”

Uncle Li thought for a while and said, "Human teeth, this is a bit impossible, do you think about who would run into the pigsty in the middle of the night and bite the pig to death?"

As he was talking, he suddenly looked at the lively old grandson and said, "Oh, I know what kind of pig is bitten to death." ”

When Uncle Li heard the old grandson say this, he hurriedly went over and asked, "Uncle Sun, tell me what kind of sow was bitten to death?" ”

Lao Sun Tou said seriously: "I dare to say that it was definitely the blood-sucking zombies that bit the pig to death." ”

When everyone heard the vampire zombies, their faces changed color in fright, and then the old grandson continued: "My old grandson said these words, there is a basis, I heard the cry of the female ghost last night." ”

As soon as the old grandson said this, everyone was attracted by the words of the old grandson, and some people asked the old grandson to say what was going on, and the old grandson said: "Everyone knows that this person urins a lot at night, and this is not a shameful thing, last night in the middle of the night, I got up to pee, just arrived at the root of the wall, and I heard a cry on the road outside the wall, at first I thought it was a dead person, but the more I listened to the voice, the more wrong it was, I couldn't tell what the sound was, the cry was terrible, like a heart-rending howl, the sound was originally far away, As a result, it suddenly seemed to be outside the wall, far and near, and I was so frightened that I ran into the house with my pants in my hand, and when I got to the house, I found that the urine was all in the cotton pants. If you look at my house, there are only a few houses separated from here, and since it is a human tooth mark, it must have been bitten by that female zombie ghost. ”

We all listened, I feel that this matter is not simple, a good pig was bitten to death, when he was dying, there was no struggle, and the pig's wound, left a human tooth mark, but the old grandson heard the cry of the female ghost, this is really weird, is there really a blood-sucking female zombie on the village? Then the chief came out of the pigsty and said, "If that is the case, it will be troublesome, this zombie is much more powerful than a blood-sucking beast." ”

Suddenly, an old voice in the crowd said: "Bold, zombies generally don't come out to suck blood, this time female zombies come out to suck blood, you three brothers should pay attention." ”

As soon as I saw that the person who spoke was none other than Shun Ye, Shun Ye walked out of the crowd with a crutch, this Zhuang Shang Shun Ye is the biggest, and he knows a lot of things, it is simply the living history of Zhuang Shang, what he said, everyone will listen, I was asked by Shun Ye as soon as he said: "Shun Ye, what do you always let our three brothers pay attention to?" ”