"My brother laughed, I'm just a martial artist, and now I'm following my eldest brother, just trying to get ahead." Wu Song arched his hand and said.

"Two strong men, let's go inside." An old man came out of the village and said.

Lu Zhishen explained to me that this is the bitter master Liu Yuanwai, and it is his daughter who is going to marry, this old man is also pitiful, and there is only one daughter in the family, who originally had a son, but not long ago, because of the relationship between businessmen, he accidentally drowned in the river.

When the body was recovered, the whole body was swollen, as if it was filled with water, and it was gnawed by the fish and shrimp in the river, and the contents were all bald, and the intestines were pulled more than two meters long.

After some rhetoric and a good drink, Lu Zhishen seemed to have a calculation.

Don't look at Lu Zhishen's appearance as a stupid big man, but he is a rare character among the Water Margin heroes, who is thick and fine, wise and foolish.

In my opinion, this Lu Zhishen is the most chivalrous and straightforward person in the Water Margin.

First of all, his straightforward personality can be seen from the way he makes friends;

Secondly, he is still a person with a great sense of justice, and many people compare Li Kui with Luda, but in fact, the two are incomparable at all.

Li Kui can be said to be a person who has no sense of justice, when Jiangzhou rescued Song Jiang, Li Kui had a lot of blood on his hands, and the rise of killing doesn't matter who you are, it can be said that he is a demon king who kills people without blinking.

And Lu Zhishen is different, Lu Zhishen kills very limited, and never kills innocents indiscriminately.

indirectly led to the tragic death of those old monks in the Clay Pot Temple, and he blamed himself, so Lu Zhishen has a great sense of justice, sympathy, and humanity, and can be said to be a real straightforward hero.

After three rounds of drinking, Lu Zhishen wiped his beard and said: "The Sprinkle family has an idea, when the time comes, you and I will help each other and deal with the marriage of that little overlord?" ”

"What?" I said in my heart that I was coming, according to the script, but Lu Zhishen disguised herself as a man and beat the little bully Zhou Tong to the bum, which was so enjoyable.

Lu Zhishen's eyebrows danced: "The Sprinkle family sees that Brother Lin has a bit of heroism and handsomeness, if Brother Lin is with me, pretending to be a bride and marrying him, he will be caught off guard when the time comes." ”

I didn't expect that this big guy was going to let me play the bride, but after I shirked it, it was Lu Zhishen who became the substitute for the bride, and I was wearing women's clothes and pretending to be a maid, and Wu Song was directly a little maid at the door.

I couldn't cry or laugh when I came and went, but my heart said that time is like this, and I have completed the task, and it is not impossible.

Thinking of this, that's what I'm looking for.

It's just that after some rouge gouache, Wu Song's eyes were peach blossoms and he stared at me: "Brother, are you still my brother?" ”

"What?" I folded the green steel spear in two and carried it on my back.

Lu Zhishen also hurriedly said: "Lin Xiongtu, the Sprinkle family has long said that Brother Lin has a brother, who is extraordinary in appearance and very handsome, but now when I look at it, pretending to be a woman is simply Sai Xishi!" ”

I couldn't cry or laugh: "Brother, you just make fun of me, I'm a big man, how can I compare with that Shih Tzu!" ”

"It's true, it's true! You're so beautiful! Wu Song said.

I looked at the people around me with a chill, and immediately grabbed the bun on my head and threw it on the ground, "Okay, okay, you let Lao Tzu be this maid, but you are making fun of me, don't do it, don't do it!" Let's go! ”

"Wait, brother, don't be angry, the Sprinkle family is also a matter of facts, but now that the little overlord Zhou Tong is coming, he still needs the help of his brother!" Lu Zhishen said.

I sighed, who made me want to do this task too, so I stopped and waited for the call.

After a long time, in the dead of night, I wore a cinnamon robe, turned over in the shadows, and looked at the girl's boudoir, but it was full of joy.

The east window is covered with a slit-shaped curtain, the east wall is hung with a bunch of dried melons and fruits, the west door has a red cloth, as if welcoming the bridegroom, and the north side is against the wall, there is a wall, and there is a red carved bed next to it.

Lu Zhishen, who claimed to be a sprinkler, was hiding in the futon, wrapped tightly all over his body, but he still looked burly.

Suddenly, Wu Song, who was guarding at the door, heard a cat meow, and I suddenly came to my senses.

Syllable!

The wooden door was rudely pushed open, and from outside came a man who exuded the smell of wine, the man was seven feet tall, about one meter seven or eight, but his body was quite burly, his face was full of flesh, and he was stubbornly together, and he looked extremely ugly.

On the heavenly spiritual cover, there is also a Thein, which is a dog skin plaster.

The man was wearing a big red robe, walking in a fiery lotus step, and when he came in, he laughed and didn't play: "Hey, hey, lady, I'm coming!" ”

The man staggered into the side of the Naluo tent, and suddenly patted the futon: "Lady, why did your belly become so big?" ”

Lu Zhishen was silent.

The man said again: "Lady, why are all your feet covered with hair?" ”

Lu Zhishen didn't speak, but the man was bold, but he put down the wine bottle and made trouble to tickle the soles of Lu Zhishen's feet, Lu Zhishen's body shook, and the whole bed was shaking.

The man didn't know if he was missing eyes or drunk, so he kissed the foot directly.

I was dumbfounded, Na Lu Zhishen likes to go barefoot, occasionally wearing cloth shoes, and the feet are full of dead skin and dirt.

Under the light of the candle, the man touched his stomach, and suddenly vomited, and while vomiting, he said: "My good lady, the smell of your feet is like an old ham...... It's sour. ”

Lu Zhishen twisted it, and the quilt shook with it, the man was overjoyed, wiped the filth off his mouth, and said, "Lady, can't you wait?" Let's ...... Hey, hey, let's spend candle night in the cave room! ”

As he spoke, the man was about to hug Lu Zhishen.

At this moment, a huge fist appeared in the bed, and the fist smashed directly into the man's face.

"Woo, who is it that dares to beat my little overlord Zhou Tong!" Zhou Tong reported his name, but squirted out two front teeth.

Lu Zhishen gritted his teeth, glared angrily, and breathed: "You guy, you are touching and hugging my house, it's really disgusting!" The feet of the sprinkler family are delicious! ”

"Bastard!" Zhou Tong was annoyed and embarrassed, and went down with a fist, it seemed that this guy's brain was also a lot clearer, and he immediately shouted outside, "Brothers, there is a situation, come in and help!" ”

As I was talking, the sound of fighting outside had begun, and I immediately took off my bun, ripped off a woman's dress, put on a robe, and took a green steel gun to kill outside.

I saw that the thieves outside were beaten by Wu Song, and Wu Song was a whistle stick, and he couldn't kill anyone, I stood at the door, and once someone dared to approach me, I immediately forced me to retreat.

"Wow, yes! Get out of the way! "A man who can hold it in his hand comes over, and if he takes a closer look, his attribute is that he is an elite hero who fights the tiger general Li Zhong!

Then Li Zhong slammed at me, but how can I deal with my skills as an elite hero, back and forth. That guy was beaten by me and rolled all over the ground, calling his father and calling his mother.

I shook the green steel gun to the ground: "If anyone takes another step forward, then Lao Tzu will kill someone!" ”

As soon as the words fell, the people around me dared to touch my brow, back and forth, and their faces were pale.

And inside, there were bursts of crying fathers and mothers.

"Grandpa, I was wrong, I was wrong, don't fight anymore, woo woo, wow wow wow!"

"It's your grandson who is beating the sprinkle family, watch the fight!"

There was a crackling sound, and the battle inside was exciting.

The tiger general Li Zhong shouted: "Get out of the way for me!" ”

He was about to rush over, when suddenly the window behind me shattered, and a big guy smashed out, and the big guy smashed on the body of Li Zhong, the tiger general, impartially.

The two of them hugged each other and lay mouth to mouth.

"Wow, Zhou Tong, what are you doing kissing me!"

"Are you happy to be Lao Tzu? There's a big monk here, he's so good, let's hurry up! The little overlord shouted angrily.

Tata Tower!

Lu Zhishen walked out quickly, and the Zen staff hit the ground: "Thief, where to go, your grandfather hasn't fought enough!" ”

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