The new year starts with my sadness and thoroughness.

On the night of the first day of the Lunar New Year, I lay on the bed, looked at the top of the bed with my eyes open, ran out of bed, got on the bed with a mirror, looked left and right, looked up and down, if I had a mobile phone, take a few pictures of myself at this time, take a good look at my appearance, and then send a circle of friends for comfort.

Frustrated, I put down the mirror, and I began to think deeply about how to maintain this marriage in the future.

When the kiss was in full swing just now, I wasn't ready to pretend to be dizzy, and Li Xing stopped, and 10,000 cao Nima rushed by in my heart, looking at Li Xing fixedly, in order to save my dignity, I still fainted.

Then I was carried to the bed, and the maids served me to wash up, and after they all withdrew, they silently gave themselves such a cheeky and open-minded thing in exchange for such a result.

After thinking about it, I at least fought for it, tempted, and confessed so blatantly, there is no way for this little germination of love to wither, I was ruthless, pulled out the little thought in my heart, picked up the quilt and covered my head and fell asleep.

When I woke up the next day, the maids sent the decanting soup to the bedside, and told me with great joy that this was a special order from the prime minister, and the words revealed envy, these simple children, I shook my head, picked up my thorough heart, got up and rinsed my mouth, and took a sip of it.

As soon as I put down the bowl and came in, I saw that I was awake, sat down at the table, waved my hand by the way, and the maids came out, and then reached out to touch my head, I quickly avoided it, and smiled wryly: "Actually, I forgot to tell you that I hate people touching my head the most, and my hair is easy to fall out." It's tiring to wash your hair and shampoo is expensive! ”

Li Xing's eyes dimmed for a moment, and he withdrew his hand, but he was not embarrassed: "No wonder you don't like to rub your hair oil." ”

Speaking of this act of smearing flower oil on the head, I still can't understand the ancient girl, the shampoo doesn't have a fragrance and doesn't have such a thing, although that thing is a bit like modern gel water, but, well, in fact, I haven't used this thing in modern times.

So I couldn't understand the ancient girl, take this to make the hair shiny, don't look frizzy, I still remember the first time, when Yang Liu greeted me with this thing, I was so scared that I wondered if she was sick.

Okay, it's me who is superficial, but I can't help it, the most annoying thing for me in modern times is that my hair is oily and I have to wash it.

"That thing smells fragrant, but it can also make my hair greasy, and I can't stand it."

Li Xing picked up my hair and took a look, my hair was washed on the 30th, yesterday was the first day of the Lunar New Year, because the original owner's hair was a little shredded on the top of the head, and it looked a little frizzy, adhering to the idea that I should not be ashamed of seeing people, so I asked them to put oil on my hair, and it was only one day, and my hair looked a little oily. He picked it up and sniffed it: "Osmanthus smells, my hair is a little oily." ”

I snatched my hair back: "It's only been a day, don't wash it." ”

Pinched my nose vigorously: "You're just lazy!" ”

I opened his hand and stood up: "Nonsense, see you, why do you need to wash your hair." ”

Li Xing was interested: "Why? ”

I opened my mouth: "There are three kinds of people in this world, the first is that you can only see it by washing your hair, the second is that you can see it without washing your hair, and the third is what you don't want to see after washing your hair." ”

Li Xing nodded: "It turns out that I am the second type." ”

I decided to explain to him the meaning of this sentence: "The first is to wash my hair to meet, what is said is that this person is very important, I have to dress up to meet, to leave a good impression, for example, His Majesty the Emperor, or the third brother, and the person I like; The second kind can be seen without washing your hair, which means that this person is like that, not very important; The third kind of thing I don't want to see after washing my hair is that person is very annoying, and I don't want to see him when I look the best, such as the concubine who tore X with me at the front time, and what King Kang. After finishing speaking, I silently slipped and complained: "Shampoo? I'm also a bully to prevent hair loss! ”

Li Xing understood his position this time: "It turns out that I have such a status in my wife's mind. ”

I glanced at him, gave him a look you know, and didn't speak.

Li Xing hugged me from behind, and I hit a spirit: "What are you doing?" ”

He hugged him tighter, he had practiced martial arts for many years, and his hands were very strong, I had nothing to do, so I could only let him lean close to my ear and say: "My wife and I have already married, day and night, naturally not those ordinary people can compare, Mrs. does not need those images in front of me, it really doesn't matter if you don't wash your hair, but Mrs. still don't like other men easily." ”

I rolled my eyes: "Then I can easily like women?" ”

He turned me to him and said with a blank face, "Neither can a woman." ”

I took his hand off my shoulder, and thought, "What do you care about me, he doesn't know what the purpose is, he is wasting my youth, and he is not allowed to climb the wall." The worst thing is to show affection to me in front of people and take advantage of me, which is unbearable or unbearable!

Seeing that I didn't speak, Li Xing came over and took my hand and was about to go to the courtyard to start his routine martial arts.

I shook off my hand fiercely, he didn't notice being thrown away by me, his eyes looked at me a little sharply, hum, I wasn't scared, although my heart was a little hairy, but I still walked forward with my neck high: "Hmph!" ”

There was a low laugh from behind.

What are you laughing at, can't you see that I'm serious about distancing myself from you?

In the process of teaching me martial arts, he held my hand thirteen times, upstaired my waist nine times, bit my ear from behind and spoke sixteen times, and refused my request to change martial arts thirty-eight times.

After practicing, he kissed my face once, and called it today's reward, and then took advantage of the fact that I hadn't come back to my senses and walked away seriously, and I could only jump in place when I reacted: "You daye, take advantage of me again!" ”

The maids waiting to serve covered their mouths and laughed, my old face was red without anger, hey, this ancient time is really regressing, I think I was talking about meat jokes back then, my face can not change color and my heart does not beat exists, and I can still blush when I am teased by an ancient, it must be the physical problem of the original owner, it must be.

Changed into regular clothes and went to the dining room, Li Xing was already sitting in his position, holding a book and looking at it seriously, it was completely different from the state of teasing me just now, I picked a position away from him and sat down, he put down the book and began to eat breakfast.

I thought that I would go back to the yards next, and I didn't have to feel disheartened about the early death of my budding first love, at least I couldn't see it out of sight and didn't bother, so I started to use the moth again, put down the dishes and chopsticks and said to me: "After eating, come to my study and teach you how to learn words." ”

"I can read, I don't need to be taught."

Li Xing glanced at me: "Have you forgotten the two words you mispronounced last time?" After saying that, he walked away lightly.

This incident is definitely a shame on my life!