Chapter 23: It's a Shark
"Today is a good day, suitable for the old man to soak in the hot springs."
The second monk raised his eyelids, sniffed the smell on his body, and hurriedly covered his nose, turned his face away, and pinched his fingers.
Just when he watched the two senior brothers leave, and the three monks were at a loss, the three monks rumbled in their stomachs.
"There is no rain, there is a tool, there is sound, the time and place are favorable, and the people are all there, so the fishing will be full of returns."
The three monks patted their heads, and their heads were bare, eh, there were.
"Why do you say that the time is right?"
She smashed her mouth, burped, and chased the bearded and glaring old man in front of her with puzzled eyes.
"That's not all...... Good weather, good weather, good tools, good location, hungry, people and ......"
As if he could relieve his anger, He Lao took out another pig's trotter, stared at Qianjun, and bit the pig's trotter meat fiercely.
Outcome:
The great monk, going out to hunt Yan is when the other party is shy, and he is about to succeed......
"That fake monk is bald and can take a sister?"
threw the bones in his hand at He Lao's feet, and sipped He Lao's oil from the old man's last move.
"He's good-looking, a little white face like you."
Seeing this, the corners of He Lao's eyes twitched slightly......
stepped back quietly, but found that the white robe that was originally fairy and fluttering had already fallen with yesterday's yellow flowers.
It can be said that he realized that he was lifting a stone to hit his own feet, and he secretly complained in his heart, but he continued to talk as if nothing had happened.
At this time, the opponent's backhand is a slap......
The girl said, "Even a stinky monk like you dare to insult this girl?" ”
"Then why was he going to succeed when he was so good, why was he beaten?"
Qianjun continued to break the casserole and ask to the end!
"Because he had lipstick marks on his neck, the girl felt like she was green."
The old man recited the spell and quietly performed a cleaning technique, which was originally covered with oil, but now it was as if it had just been bleached from the washing machine, and it was still disposable.
"Old man, your reason is very strong."
Qian Jun, who noticed He Lao's move, touched her chin thoughtfully.
"Each other, each other."
He Lao shrugged his shoulders indifferently, his face was thick on the wall.
The second monk, just after his clothes faded, entered the hot spring, a little girl showed her head in the water, and her face was flushed.
Just when the second monk didn't know what to do, a man popped out of the hot spring, the man was full of anger, regardless of the image, chased after the second monk and ran.
"Why is the second monk being chased and running?"
She sat on a stone beside her, her legs crossed.
"His wife is going to give him green, and the object is still a monk, and the buddy feels that he has lost face, and he is reluctant to beat his wife, so he can only beat the monk."
He spread his hands helplessly, and opened his mouth to come.
The third monk waited for a long time, and just when he wanted to take the hook and leave, something took the bait.
He pulled the string, which was a bit heavy.
"Hehe, it seems to be a big guy, can you be vulgar and marry a little lady."
It's a pity that after pulling for a long time, the big fish on the hook seemed to be angry, and with a force, the three monks fell into the river.
At this time, the fish revealed the true face of Lushan.
Tsk, it turned out to be a shark!
"Why are there sharks in the river?"
Feeling that his IQ had been insulted, Qianjun looked at He Lao with an expression like he was looking at a husky who had just done something bad.
"I'd love to."
He Lao gnawed on the pig's trotters, and when he was excited, he exposed his truest thoughts in his heart.
"What do you say?"
She narrowed dangerously, pretending to approach inadvertently.
His eyes presumptuously glanced at the plate behind He Lao, which made people move their index fingers at a glance......