Chapter 23: Mustard
Le Shinoji: "Have you ever thought about choosing a name for your fans?" The taller kind? ”
Le Xiaosi forced a smile and said, "What do you mean by this little girl?" Isn't the "royal husband" tall enough? ”
Le Xiaosi didn't give fans any names, by chance, when it came to topics like the emperor, Le Xiaosi became the king, and then, her fans called themselves "Wang Fu".
Le Shino is quite satisfied.
Tang Yunfeng: "Singular numbers can't be added with s." ”
"What's the matter with you, brother? Have you changed careers to become a bartender? ”
Tang Yunfeng nodded frantically: "Uh-huh, what you said is right." ”
Rakkushino: "Can you educate your fans?" ”
"How do you know it's a fan?"
Le Xiaosi pursed his lips, pointed his finger and read it to Tang Yunfeng: "Isn't this written?" The wife of the fourteenth elder brother. Am I blind? ”
"I'm blind, I'm blind." Tang Yunfeng waved his hand in acknowledgement.
Tang Yunfeng: "A is such a cute girl, has Brother Feng ever been moved?" ”
He pretended to be calm and said: "I don't know if there is a difference in public aesthetics. After speaking, he faced the camera with a big hand and directly broke Le Shinoji's face.
Pinching her cheeks and pouting, it's so cute. Confused, I don't know what's going on.
Rakshinoji: "En??? ”
He continued: "I really don't see what is so exciting about this face. In addition to the flesh on her face, she also looks cute. ”
She pouted angrily and opened his hand: "It's just that you have a problem with your own aesthetics, okay?" This is my standard first love face. ”
Tang Yunfeng snorted twice in disgust, turned around and raised three fingers very seriously.
said to the camera very seriously: "I, Tang, have made a poisonous oath here and now, and I must be the first-class black fan of Le Xiaosi in this life." ”
"If I turn black or black to powder, I will be infertile, and my children and grandchildren will be cut off!"
Ruthless enough!
She can't do it, because Zhang Yunlei won't let it.
Le Shinoji: "The two of you obviously have the faces of traffic stars, why do you want to talk about cross talk?" ”
Tang Yunfeng: "Isn't it good for me to be a traffic cross talk actor?" ”
Le Shinoji: "Why do you want to be a cross talk actor.... Because I do. ”
After answering the questions, I sent them another paper, and they both had to write with a pen, but there were few questions.
1. "It is said that Fourteen and Eighteen have known each other a long time ago, right?" ”
Tang Yunfeng: "Yes, it's been more than five years, and it seems that in the third year of junior high school, she is new and has become my tablemate, and she was still a scumbag at that time." ”
Le Shinoji: "Which big brother picked it up, I hate you for the rest of my life!" ”
2. "Brother Feng and Eighteen are so close, has the second master been jealous?" ”
Tang Yunfeng: "He is a vinegar jar..... The possessiveness is also huge. In a word: Rakushinoji, you can't touch it. ”
Le Shinoji: "The second master is very cute when he is jealous hahaha...."
Second grandmothers: Maba, we haven't seen bullying! I hate Rakkushinoji.
3. "Will Asi/Brother Feng do something crazy if he drinks too much?" ”
Tang Yunfeng: "Then can it be described as crazy?" Once this baby drinks too much, he will catch someone who will kiss him..."
Le Shinoji was exposed, covering his face and laughing ///
Le Shinoji: "You're embarrassed to say me, he, he, he, once drunk, hugged the young class master and called the old ....."
Tang Yunfeng's eyes quickly covered Le Xiaosi's mouth, "Don't, don't, give me a face." ”
Le Shinoji's two round eyes blinked, and his face was half innocent.
"I'll clear your cart when I get back."
Rakushino blinked again in agreement. He lowered his hand and breathed a sigh of relief.
4. "It used to be the largest traditional art men's troupe in Asia, how do you call it now?" ”
Tang Yunfeng: "Asia's largest traditional art troupe." ”
Rakkushino: "I'm a family member!" ”
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After getting off work, it was past nine o'clock, damn which boss had to invite the two of them to dinner, saying that he wanted to discuss Tang Yunfeng's birthday special.
Zhang Yunlei didn't come to work today, she was busy, and now she has time to check the post to see if he is well-behaved.
It was too noisy in the private room, so she gave Tang Yunfeng a look and went out.
'Toot ---'
It's done!
"Hello?"
It was not Zhang Yunlei's voice coming from the mobile phone, but a charming and mature female voice.
"Hello?"
Le Shi couldn't help frowning: "Which one are you?" Please let Zhang Yunlei answer the phone! ”
"I'm sorry, he's taking a shower, so it's inconvenient to answer the phone."
Her angry teeth tickled??? Someone who dares to steal her? It's not a little bold
She rushed into the private room angrily and asked Tang Yunfeng for the car keys. "I'm sorry everyone, my dad had a cerebral hemorrhage, I'll go first!"
Leshi's drag racing skills are really not covered, and she ran five traffic lights in a row, and it wasn't her car anyway.
Arrived at the apartment after a while.
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The phone hung up, and as soon as Chen Qing exited the interface, Zhang Yunlei walked out of the bathroom, wrapped in a bath towel.
"Why are you here?" There was no doubt disgust between the eyebrows in his tone.
She hadn't had time to speak yet. "What are you doing with my phone?" He walked over to pull his phone back.
Taking advantage of the gap between his reach, she suddenly hugged him, leaving a few red lip prints on his chest by the way. It is conspicuous. You can't ignore it.
Zhang Yunlei pushed her away, and the wound on her arm was torn with too much force. "Are you crazy?!"
Chen Qing replied with a smile: "I'm not crazy, even if you are married, but so what? ”
Zhang Yunlei really has nothing to say to this kind of woman who is holding on.
Leth parked at the bottom of the apartment, entered the code and opened the door. "Zhang Yunlei!"
Entering the bedroom, she looked at the two people facing each other and felt ..... Unspeakable bitterness, she thought it was a lie, but she didn't expect that there was really a woman.
Still presumptuously staying in her room, when she doesn't exist??
"I don't care who you are, now, immediately, get out!"
Chen Qing is not so shameless and does not leave.
She pursed her lips slightly, angry! Did it all get to her house?
He reached out and tried to pull her into his arms, but she broke away. "Don't touch me!"
Zhang Yunlei really didn't touch her anymore, not because of a straight man, but because his wife was never duplicitous, so don't touch her or don't touch her.
Then if you don't listen, it's impossible to coax it.
He compromised: "Okay, good, don't touch you, don't touch you." Good job, what do you want my husband to buy for you, okay? ”
He had to coax softly.
"No, Tang Yunfeng has already cleared my shopping cart."
He silently cursed the little cub in his heart.
Zhang Yunlei has no moves. She spoke: "Forget it, I'll go to Tang Yunfeng's house to sleep." ”
She walked on her feet, and he grabbed her arm. "You're going to try?"
"Why do you mind my business!" She shook his hand away. "You have a lot of horses, huh? One after the other? You're so good with them, why are you marrying me? If you like the ones outside, we'll get a divorce, and I'm not bad for you! With that, she slammed the door and left.
She had seen that the two of them were not so angry, but after the woman left, she noticed that there were several lipstick marks on his chest.
If she had known, she would have slapped the woman a few times before letting her go.
The car drove very slowly, almost stop-and-go. Half an hour away, she drove to Tang Yunfeng's house in two hours.
She entered the password and entered the door, Tang Yunfeng had already taken a shower and was lying on the bed in the bedroom watching TV.
"Why are you here? Didn't your dad have a cerebral hemorrhage? He teased her.
She lay on the bed and said in a muffled voice: "Someone has taken care of him." ”
Tang Yunfeng heard that the voice was wrong, threw away the leftover apple in his hand, and touched her head: "What's the matter?" You two had a fight? ”
She snorted. "What should I do Tang Yunfeng, he has someone outside, and he brought it home."
Tang Yunfeng didn't say anything good, "Okay, okay, don't cry, it's a big deal." ”
There is really nothing difficult in the world, but I am afraid of people with hearts.
She also knew in her heart that he was not someone outside, but she just wanted to say that, and she felt uncomfortable when she saw the lipstick mark on his chest.
She didn't even take a shower and slept on Tang Yunfeng's bed, he covered her with a quilt, turned off the TV, turned off the light and took the door to the guest bedroom to sleep.
He tossed and turned and couldn't sleep.
Touched his mobile phone and sent a text message to Zhang Yunlei: "I slept here, and I will send her back tomorrow night." After sending it, he put it aside, rolled over and fell asleep.
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Le Shi went to Sanqing, thinking that he could see Zhang Yunlei's people, but the result was unsatisfactory. I was lost for a while, and then I remembered that he had asked for leave because of an injury.
It's been three years of stupid marriage.
Tang Yunfeng didn't tell Le Shi to send her back tonight. Instead, he planned to turn her back directly.
After getting off work and changing her clothes, she took out her make-up mirror and applied lipstick. While painting, he said, "Will Tang go or not?" ”
He casually put his arm around her shoulder. "Yes."
Out of Sanqing Garden, a group of people outside surrounded the two of them. Mostly boys.
"Shinoji go back and go to bed early, don't play with your phone."
……
Rakushino folded his hands and thanked the people around him. "Okay, you guys go to bed early, good night."
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In the nightclub, the deafening heavy metal music, the crowd, the lights are flashing, and the faces of people are not clearly visible.
Le Shi sat on the stilt platform and drank all the time, but Tang Yunfeng couldn't stop him.
She shook the glass in her hand and blushed. "Tang Yunfeng, you say, do men like the new and hate the old, that woman, I've seen her before, she used to be a little safe, but now she is when I'm dead? Can do whatever you want? ”
With that, she drank the wine from her glass.
"No, if you divorce him and marry me, I will definitely be better than him." Tang Yunfeng also drank a lot, but at least he still had a little sense.
Le Shi glanced at him, then turned his head and sighed. "What are you kidding?"
It was twelve o'clock in the morning, and the two came out of the Tang meeting and supported each other.
"Doodoo ————"
"My phone is ringing?" Leshi is obviously drunk, and he can still hear the mobile phone ringing.
Pull and pull the pockets of your clothes and pull out your phone. She squinted, and "Zhang" was displayed on the screen.
She always changed notes to Zhang Yunlei very often. What: Brother Lei, Master Lei, Second Master Zhang, my father's son-in-law.
Swipe right.
The phone was placed in her ear, and she spoke. "You bastard! I knew you didn't love me anymore! You don't love me, why are you marrying me? Just to get green, don't I? ……”
She wanted to say more, but the phone was taken away and hung up.
The second master called, but he didn't say a word but was scolded for no reason.
"Ouch, my ancestor, get in the car quickly." It took him a long push to shove her into the car.
He got into the car and sent a message to Zhang Yunlei first. "Wait downstairs." He probably won't be able to send her up, it's too hard.
Happily, she didn't hug him and kiss him......
Otherwise, if he was photographed or let Zhang Yunlei know, Zhang Yunlei would have to kill him.
He followed Zhang Yun Leifa like this, and he was really waiting downstairs. He sent her to Zhang Yunlei.
gestured: "Please call me Tang Feng!" Don't thank me! I'm leaving. ”
After the car drove away, he began to dislike her with the smell of alcohol, as if he had soaked in a wine jar. He couldn't stand it.
"Why didn't I kill you?"
Le Shi may have fallen asleep, lying on his stomach as he ran, and kept muttering: Zhang Yunlei is a big bastard.
Helping him up to the apartment, he finally understood why Tang Yunfeng asked him to wait downstairs. It's hard.
His old waist is about to break.
She was lying on all fours on the bed, still scolding him. He couldn't help but kick her, but not hard.
"The big bastard helped you up, a heartless thing."
He dared to say a few words to her at this time, but he usually didn't dare, he was afraid of his wife.
The next most painful thing was that he had to bathe her, otherwise he wouldn't be able to sleep, and he couldn't stand the smell of alcohol.
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"Water water, water water~" Le Shi was so excited when he entered the bathtub. Splashing this in the water all the time.
"You give me some peace."
Obviously, Zhang Yunlei's order was useless, she went even further, and directly splashed water on him.
"You ......"
There was no way, he had no choice but to take her off and wash it with her. She watched him strip naked and go barefoot into the bathtub.
He adjusted his position, and she sat on top of him. He hugged her.
Le Shi asked suddenly. "What is my brother doing?"
"Wash with you."
She leaned into his arms and put her hand on his arm. "But if Si Si takes a bath with other boys, my husband will be angry."
Does she think he's "another boy" now?
Zhang Yunlei turned her little face over and pinched the flesh on her face. "You can see clearly, I'm your husband."
Rakushi's eyes blinked twice, and his hand was on his handsome face, pushed to the side.
"Don't be kidding, how can my husband be so ugly."
Zhang Yunlei: "......"
Should he be happy or angry?
He pulled her little face over again. "You name it once."
It's really intimidating. Le Shi was stunned, pouted and said: "Ugly ————" and deliberately lengthened the tone.
His eyes were quick and he choked her little mouth.
Leshi: "Huh?? ”
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Woke up early in the morning, two people, naked......