So the greedy and afraid of death coachman ran away, and Miss Ye and I were caught on the mountain by pushing Sangsang, and then I saw their big boss, hey it's really a blindfolded character, the big boss is slightly fat, with a blessed face, a burly figure, even if there is only one eye, the eyes staring at me and Miss Ye still show his WS to a full.

He looked around me and Miss Ye, and finally decided to lock us up first. The moment we were taken out of the door, I heard the leader who had taken us up the mountain laughing and saying, "Great boss, which one do you like, can you give me the other one?" ”

Hearing this, Miss Ye who crossed the threshold stumbled and almost fell, probably not worried about us escaping, the bandits didn't tie us up after they arrived on the mountain, I suddenly supported Miss Ye, and Miss Ye only looked at me with tears in her eyes.

The bandits locked us in a house with some sun-dried food and a bed, and Miss Ye began to cry since she was caught, and she no longer had the strength to escape from marriage before. I reminded myself to definitely calm down, I am a modern person, it is difficult to cross over to be the lady of the village, that is too funny, it is completely inconsistent with the law of crossing. What value can a modern person create in a bandit den? So, I'm better suited to the outside world.

I can only try to calm myself down, think about how to rescue myself, and talk about human rights with ancient bandits, which is basically nonsense; So what if you threaten this consequence, forget it, since you can fall into the grass, you have basically thought about the possible consequences in the future, and you will worry about the law? It is said that these mountain bandits have been entrenched in this area for a period of time, will the government not know? If this road is still impassable, then you can only save yourself.

The hard one is definitely not able to fight, the soft beauty plan, if you are really willing to give up this skin, I don't have to be anxious, if the other party is a handsome guy, I can still do it, grow into that virtue, I'm afraid of vomiting. Then I can only outwit it, I carefully recalled how the girls in modern TV dramas got out of the bandits' den?

It seems that others have rescued them, and they are stuck in a dead loop.

I was upset, someone outside shouted, I went down the mountain today and plundered a lot of cattle, a big harvest, today I want to have a whole cattle feast, this group of bandits robbed other people's things and was extravagant and wasteful, it was really shameless. Wait, beef, I remember when I was studying biology, beef and a lot of things were compatible, and eating them together would be poisonous, what the hell is it, calm and calm, this is a matter of my life, I must figure it out.

It seems that sugar, catfish, and snails and other things, eating them together will cause accidents. After making up my mind, I have to make sure first, did the ancient people know that these foods were mutually reinforcing?

Miss Ye was dying at this time, and I sat next to her: "I have thought of a way, maybe I can escape." Hearing this, Miss Ye's eyes lit up and looked at me, and then dimmed: "Young Master Ling, don't comfort me at this time." ”

I held Miss Ye's shoulder: "Don't be depressed, we can only save ourselves at this time, do you want to accept your fate?" ”

"Naturally, I don't want to, but ...... How can we escape? ”

"That's right, cheer up. Did you know what beef can't be eaten with? ”

Miss Ye thought carefully for a while: "I haven't heard of it. ”

"That's it. Listen to me......"

After discussing the plan, we began to prepare, and Miss Ye now returned to the cleverness of when she escaped from marriage, and her eyes blinked and blinked. We first said that we were hungry, and then after the food was served, we lost our temper, saying that the food was too unpalatable, although the little minions couldn't stand my temper a little, but considering that I might have a higher status than him in the future, I still didn't say anything after all, I said that I wanted to make food for myself, and the little minions went to tell the big boss. It seems that I am afraid of poisoning, but my poisoning is not what you think, the ancient silver needles can be tested are basically heavy metal poisoning, food restraint, see how you find out? Food restraint generally takes time to attack, and individual constitutions are different, even if someone has a seizure first, they will not think about it that way.

Soon, the bandit leader came over, looked at me, and hooked my chin in a hooligan manner: "What kind of trick does the little girl want to play, poison?" ”

I avoided his hand: "I'm not that boring, I just want to live better, I'm all your captives, what, you're afraid of me poisoning?" You could have sent someone to stay with me and see if I was going to be poisoned. ”

The bandit leader looked around, probably because he still had confidence in his cottage, they were more than 20 people, could they still look at our two little girls? He laughed twice, and said to me flatteringly: "Aren't I afraid of tiring the little girl?" In a few days, it will be the day you and I get married, and if you lose weight, my brothers will think that I am not good to you. ”

I didn't speak, I looked at him coldly, the bandit leader was bored with himself, agreed to give me the kitchen, and sent a little minion to supervise, in the name of help.

After entering the kitchen, I gave Miss Ye a look, and she understood and said to the attendant, "I just saw a pond over there, and I want to eat fish." ”

Now it is the middle of winter, and I want to make it difficult for them to ask for such a thought, but there are really people who go to fish, and I will plan it and let them catch the snails. Fortunately, it is estimated that catfish are easy to raise, and they really have catfish in this pond, which is trouble-free.

For the sake of insurance, we asked for some brown sugar and honey, and on the surface we just wanted to toss them, so as to avoid them suspecting that the two of us were deliberately asking for these things, which is good.

In addition to us, there were some people in the kitchen who were handling beef, and as soon as our fish came out of the pot, the aroma was overflowing, and they immediately killed their beef, and several small mountain bandits drooled. Seeing that the goal was achieved, I said to one of the leaders who might have a higher status: "Discuss something, we can make food for you, that is, can we let you big bosses not push too hard, we need time to adapt, and then get married after a while, okay?" ”

The little boss hesitated, but the others urged him to ask the big boss. Ancient people can fall into the grass for the coward, nothing more than life forced, just entered this cottage, I paid attention to it, some people are still not so obedient, it seems that this bandit leader is not so much to say, probably still have to consider the mood of his subordinates. But then again, with just these dozens of people, this big boss probably has so much ability.

I just want him to go down and say, as for the rhetoric, I have taught it well: "What kind of person you big boss is, we don't know, since he wants to keep me as the wife of the village, it is best that I can be willing, the twisted melon is not sweet, I always think about how bad it is to run in the future, and you really don't want to taste delicious things, if I am willing to stay in the future, why don't you worry about not being able to eat delicious food?" ”

Saying this, the little leader knew in his heart, and suddenly felt that the happiness of their boss in the future, as well as the food of the brothers in the future, had been settled. really took that plate of fish and went to do ideological education with the bandit leader.