Saitama, who had just woken up from his sleep, took out a pack of instant noodles from the cabinet, poured boiling water and covered the lid, turned on the TV and quietly waited for the arrival of the sacred three minutes. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Here's a news that the terrorists who continue to riot in City F call themselves Taoyuan Regiment."

After three minutes, I lifted the lid and picked up a fork in a daze to put the noodles in my mouth.

"The identity of the leader of the gang has now been clarified, and the B-class bounty is hammerheaded..."

The name is so ugly, Saitama glanced at the TV screen lazily. found that the other party was also a bald head like himself.

Or my head is rounder.

“... The accomplices who follow Mace Head are young people who have no job and don't want to work... All members are bald and vicious. ”

Well? Saitama looked at the members of the Momogen group displayed on the TV screen, and they were all bald. When I heard the news on TV, I felt a cold sweat soaking my head, and I had a bad premonition. I couldn't swallow a mouthful of noodles in my mouth.

"A reminder to the general public... Please be careful when you go out and encounter a bald head. Protect your personal safety and report as soon as you find a safe place. ”

Burst! The noodles squirt out of the nostrils!!

These guys who have stolen my appearance must not be allowed to go unpunished, and they must be punished by the hero Saitama.

Punish them severely!

Let them grow their hair!

In the town garden of F City, a group of bald men in strange armor are gathering. The first of these is none other than the B-class wanted criminal Mace that was previously broadcast on the TV news.

He stood at the front of everyone, as if he was giving a speech.

"Why do we have to work?"

"Why do you have to pay to get food, can't you just share it with me?"

"What is free in this world? Everyone is bound by labor! Zhumen's wine and meat stink, and there are frozen bones on the road! ”

"Are you having fun at work?"

"Nope! How can it be! ”

"We don't want to work at all! Just let those who want to work do it, and everyone else will be fed. We want to create such a society! The Taoyuan Regiment, led by my mace, changes all that! Make our dreams come true! ”

A bunch of donkey-lipped and incomprehensible speeches won the cheers of the bald guys in the same armor behind them.

The manifesto and ideals of a group of rice worms.

"Let's go, let people see the determination of our Taoyuan group. Destroy the building of Zennier, the richest man in the city! ”

"Roar!" The players behind him are full of morale and momentum.

"Come and see this dress, how about it? Is it a good match for me? "In the most prosperous shopping building in F City, Fuyuki is wearing a pure white mink coat and circling in front of Jelf.

This mink is not a bargain at first glance, and the string of zeros on the price alone is enough to deter ordinary people.

The shopping guide on the side chattered about the origin and brand of this leather coat, and kept praising the blowing snow.

Blowing Snow didn't hear it at all, and his eyes were fixed on Jelf.

"Well, pretty." Jelf could only echo casually, his tone dry and dry, and he knew that it was perfunctory and insincere.

However, Blowing Snow was flushed with excitement on her little face.

He grabbed Gerf's arm and leaned his whole body up: "Really? Do you really think I'm pretty? ”

Feeling the "chopping waves" coming from his arm, Jelf had a headache. Something went wrong with the setting, right? What about the good Gao Leng Royal Sister? The whole is a child-faced giant X.

"So you're coming to me to do some shopping? Don't you have this coat? Last time I wanted to see you walk through. ”

Jelf quickly diverted the topic and didn't want to dwell on it, so he quietly pulled his arm out of Blowing Snow's arms.

"You really care about me! The one I wore last time was already dirty, so I had to get a new one. ”

Is there something wrong with your focus? What the hell are you looking for me? And if it's dirty, can't it be washed?

Losers.

"Hehe," Jelf chuckled dryly.

The whole building shook unusually like an earthquake, and the ceiling fell with rubble.

In less than a moment, I heard a bang, and the whole building collapsed.

"Ah, Boss, we hit the wrong target." The bald man touched his bare head and pointed to the building that he had destroyed with a regretful face.

"This isn't Zennier's building!"

"Don't call me boss, call me chief."

"Wrong is wrong... Let's teach these mortals who don't respect us a lesson. ”

Mace Hammer directs the boys towards another tall building in F City. On the roof of the tall building was a striking golden poop building.

"Levitation Charm!" With one hand, Jerph flipped over, and countless people who had fallen from the collapse of the building floated in the air.

"Blowing Snow Lan!" A massive storm of superpowers held all the collapsed rubble and crushed it into powder.

Apart from the large amount of dust that was produced, there were no casualties due to the collapse of the building.

After all, he is a hero, and in the case of ability and no special circumstances, Jelf does not mind acting as a messenger of justice.

"Good job," Jelf nodded at the snow. Destroying gravel with such precision and not hurting civilians blowing snow is quite delicate in its superpowers.

This woman is not bad, but she is a little troublesome. It gives him more headaches than Himiko...

Fukiyuki, who was originally a little annoyed because his clothes were dirty, instantly smiled when he heard Jelf's words.

He praised me, he praised me.

His hands unconsciously rubbed together in the air.

Jerf unconsciously shed a drop of sweat when he saw his brain, what did this female hooligan want to do?

Sending the civilians safely to the ground, Gerf spoke to the sound of enthusiastic applause.

"Are you leaving?"

"Huh? Where to? ”

"Of course it's the guy who caused us trouble."

Just find a passer-by and find out where the Taoyuan group is.

In the small forest leading to the Golden Mansion, the members of the Taoyuan Regiment who had just destroyed the shopping building had been reduced to broken corpses.

"You're very unhappy to choose Zenier as a target before my contract with Zenier expires, and it's even more unfortunate to meet my Sonic Sonic here."

With a short knife behind his back, the handsome man dressed as a standard ninja said as he hung upside down from a tree branch. In front of him, only the mace was left.

In three seconds, it took less than three seconds for the entire Taoyuan group to be completely destroyed.

Ninja bodyguards hidden in the shadows, Sonic Sonic at the speed of sound. Because the speed is faster than the speed of sound, it is named the speed of sound of sound.

"It's such a terrible speed, you can't even see his movements." Mace swallowed and maximized his suit's output.

"You're next!" Sonic pulled out the short knife behind him again,

The Great War is imminent!

"Ah, I found it..."In this tense moment, a voice sounded out of place.