"Okay, since you want to be abused, then Lao Tzu will fulfill you."

Wang Hao stepped forward and took the astronomical stone in Guo Yunzi's hand, and then handed it to Xiaobai.

However, at this time, everyone looked at Xiaobai on Wang Hao's shoulder as if they were alive, this rabbit actually spoke just now!?

You must know that in their cognition, demon beasts are demon beasts, even those high-level, high-IQ demon beasts, there is no case of speaking human words, unless it is the kind of holy beast that travels the universe, a divine beast.

But now a rabbit with at most only the combat power of a martial artist has actually opened his mouth to speak human words, could it be that this rabbit is still some descendant of a divine beast!?

Le Xuan and the others were in a heartbeat, feeling that something bad was going to happen, if someone was interested in Xiaobai, wouldn't this be unnecessary trouble for them!?

"What do you see? A bunch of hillbillies, I've never seen a rogue rabbit! Wang Hao gave everyone a disdainful middle finger.

"Rogue Bunny!?"

Everyone was instantly puzzled, what kind of divine beast is this!?

Xiaobai felt Wang Hao's thoughts, and immediately shook his long ears, twisted his little buttocks, and waved his short little hairy paws, "I am the super invincible rogue rabbit in the universe, my mother said that I am very well-behaved, but I am a little yellow and a little violent......"

Seeing this scene, the eyes of the girls in the audience flashed with a strong peach heart, it was so cute, too cute!

Not only can they talk, but they can also sing and dance, and they are simply the most ideal pets in their minds, especially this song is too rogue, worthy of being a rogue rabbit, and they really want one.

Le Xuan and the others' faces turned black, and Xiaobai followed Wang Hao to learn badly, and he was actually singing Brother Huang.

After singing two sentences, Xiaobai suddenly stopped, and it felt the eyes of the group of girls looking at it, and there was a sense of wanting to swallow it alive.

Seeing this scene, Xiaobai was frightened and went directly into Wang Hao's clothes, not daring to come out.

At this time, the group of girls was even more excited, and quickly stepped forward to surround Wang Hao.

"This handsome little guy, how do you sell this rabbit!?"

"Little handsome guy, if you make a price, my sister will definitely satisfy you."

"If the little handsome guy is not good at bidding, then go to my sister's house, and we will talk slowly."

“………”

Wang Hao looked at this group of girls with a vigilant face, "Rabbits are not for sale, and you don't want to trick me, a pure young man, into going home to do something embarrassing." ”

As soon as the words fell, a big groove popped up in the girl's heart, and now she began to pretend to be pure, when she wrote a beautiful poem just now, who was coquettish like an old driver?

Le Xuan glanced at Zhao Yiling not far away, and immediately understood why Wang Hao suddenly pretended to be pure, compared to these vulgar fans, a big beauty like Zhao Yiling is his dish.

"Ahem, children, it's not too early, I have to pair up with this little guy, and when we fight, you can do whatever you like!" Guo Yunzi couldn't look at it and said loudly.

Seeing Guo Yunzi speak out, these girls didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly retreated.

"Hurry up, old fellow, don't delay me." Wang Hao said impatiently.

"The little guy is really rude, then the old man will come to test you first." Guo Yunzi snorted, and then groaned softly: "In a few days, it will be the old man's birthday, and there will be ...... The old man's upper link is: blessing such as the East China Sea, the sea is wide, the old man, the life expectancy, abundant food and clothing, the delicious food, ranking three, Taiwan enjoys the glory and wealth, the distinguished guests should have come early, it is natural, of course! ”

When everyone present heard this pair, they all frowned and thought about it.

Seeing this, Guo Yunzi stroked his beard and laughed, now his field was finally recovered, although he lost a little unjustly in the first two games, but there was absolutely no problem in this game.

"Old fellow, that's the problem you're talking about!?" Wang Hao pursed his lips and said: "My next link is: Shoubi Nanshan, the mountain is not old, the boss, the human face and beast heart, the heart is not good, a good turtle mongrel, he will die after all, there is no place to bury him, the foundation is not beaten, he regrets it, and he regrets it too late." ”

"You, you ......" Guo Yunzi was furious, this bastard actually dared to scold him for being a tortoise mongrel, and there was no place to bury him after he died.

"What are you, am I not right!?" Wang Hao glanced at Guo Yunzi with a look of disgust.

The eyelids of everyone present twitched, and they really didn't know what to say, but the pair was really neat, which made them have the urge to clap.

But if this is called, how will Guo Yunzi explain it? Could it really be that Guo Yunzi is a turtle mongrel!?

"Grandpa, are you alright!?" Duoduo glared at Wang Hao, and then helped Guo Yunzi with concern.

"Grandpa is fine!" Guo Yunzi shook his head, and then came out with the next couplet: "The white goose yellow has not been taken off yet, but I don't know how thick the sky is!" ”

Wang Hao smiled coldly, playing this with him, this old guy is still a little tender, "The turtle shell has long been polished, it can be regarded as an old treacherous and cunning!" ”

Everyone present looked at Wang Hao with admiration, this guy really dares to say it!

The last couplet scolded Guo Yunzi for being a turtle mongrel, and this couplet scolded Guo Yunzi for falling off the turtle shell, damn it, why is this guy so bad!?

Ling Xiao and the others covered their heads with their hands, feeling a pain in their heads, they could actually treat Wang Hao like this, and there was no one else!

Guo Yunzi snorted angrily: "Rice sorghum, wheat, millet, these mongrels, which one is Mr!" ”

Wang Hao didn't want to reply: "Poetry and books are easy to give birth to in the Spring and Autumn Period, and many scriptures have been passed down, so why bother asking Lao Tzu!" ”

Guo Yunzi: "The two apes cut the wood in the mountains and asked the little monkey how to make a saw (sentence)." ”

Wang Hao: "A horse is stuck in the mud, see how the old beast comes out of the hooves (question)?" ”

Guo Yunzi: "The cicada doesn't know the snow, the ants have the ambition, when will the villain retire!" ”

Wang Hao: "Ants follow the acacia, grasshoppers shake the trees, and the fools claim to be heroes in vain!" ”

Guo Yunzi: "Filial piety, loyalty, etiquette and honesty (shameless)"

Wang Hao: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven (Wang eight)"

………

Watching the two sides come and go, everyone present completely worshipped, and it is absolutely rare in the world to be like this for pairs.

Guo Yunzi's eyes changed when he looked at Wang Hao, it was really amazing that this young man could scold him to such an extent, it seemed that he had to come up with some killer features.

"Boy, the old man has a modern pair, do you dare to give it a try!?" Guo Yunzi gave Wang Hao a provocative look.

Wang Hao pursed his lips, "Put!" ”

Guo Yunzi glared at Wang Hao, "Listen, the old man can cross the tower and send people to the head!" ”

Wang Hao was stunned for a moment, "You also play masturbation!?" ”

Guo Yunzi smiled proudly: "The old man has always been at the forefront of fashion. ”

Wang Hao gave Guo Yunzi a contemptuous look, "Fashionable fart, at first glance, it's a pit goods, listen well, Ben Shaowen can hang up and spray teammates." ”

The smile on Guo Yunzi's face disappeared and became solemn, "I didn't expect to meet a pit friend, listen to the question, the old man can be alone in a five." ”

Wang Hao looked disgusted, "Ben Shao can sit back and wait for six points to vote." ”

"The old man can fly to save the remnants of the enemy."

"Ben Shao can put a wall to block teammates."

"The old man is quiet, and he hasn't seen anyone for a hundred years."

"If you don't move, you will send a super god for thousands of miles."

"The old man heroically flashed and sent a blood."

"Ben Shao sells his teammates and doesn't look back."

"Sail with the waves!"

"Venture Bucks!"

"How sad can you be?"

"Five-man, four-black, six-point shot."

“………”

The audience was completely dumbfounded, didn't they say that they were right!? But how did the old and young painting style change so quickly, this is completely two pit goods, and they are more pit than anyone, the forest is really big, and there are all kinds of birds.