I'm completely blindfolded, why are all these famous and decent people a?

In my impression, shouldn't the so-called famous and decent Taoist priest be like Uncle Ying in the movie, wearing a Taoist robe and smiling all over the world to catch ghosts and eliminate zombies?

Why is this special mother so good at health care?

I was doubting my life, Liu Changge slapped me on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Boy, Lao Tzu has made a lot of money to help you this time, shouldn't you invite me to thank you for a few big health care?" ”

I came back to my senses and turned my head to look at him seriously: "Brother Liu, are you going to make a phone call back to Shushan now, and let them confirm whether your ancestor's coffin board can still be pressed?" ”

"Roll the calves!" Liu Changge glared at me, turned around and put his backpack on the ground, and began to tinker.

Zhou Xiaoqing and I were idle, just watching, I asked Liu Changge, "Brother Liu, you didn't tell me what it means to suck wealth just now?" ”

Liu Changge explained while tinkering with the things in his backpack: "It's nothing, it's just borrowing this evil qi to suppress the qi in your body." ”

I nodded, and it dawned on me.

This so-called "wealth" turned out to be the "wealth" of this coffin lying on the corpse and the evil qi escaping, which should be called "material qi" to be exact.

I'm a mid-art practitioner now, and it's not much different from suffering, but this calamity can't be swallowed by my Xuanyin body, so it will hang over my head and make me unlucky.

Liu Changge asked me to suck the qi of wealth, in fact, it is to absorb the evil qi of the zombie in this coffin, this evil qi must be no problem, I can fuse and absorb it when I inhale it into the body, and the evil qi is weaker than the evil qi, inhaling the evil qi can completely suppress the evil qi in my body, break the spell, and then the remaining evil qi will be absorbed by myself, even if it is a broken spell.

Liu Changge, who was squatting on the ground, also took out a lot of things from his backpack, and what I didn't expect was that he actually took out a slaughtered chicken and a plate of apples and a stack of sugar from his backpack.

I was a little confused when I looked at the things on the ground, wasn't it just to suck money? With my Xuanyin body's physique, can I prepare so much? Is this special mother going to make offerings to the zombies in the coffin?

Thinking about it, I didn't bother to care about him, strode to the side of the black coffin, and opened my mouth to inhale the evil breath on the coffin.

The evil qi entered my mouth and nose, and the smell was so bad that it was like the smell of a dead mouse, and it was too far from the cold feeling of the yin qi, but in order to break the spell on my body, I also gritted my teeth and endured it, and sucked it in a big gulp.

I was sucking a lot, Liu Changge suddenly walked up to me and pressed my shoulder with one hand: "What kind of demon are you kids?" ”

"Suck the fortune." I didn't look back.

"Idiot." Liu Changge pulled me away: "Who told you to suck it like this?" ”

I was stunned: "How can I suck if I don't suck like this?" ”

"Watch out for the zombies here coming out and killing you!" Liu Changge gave me a roll of the eyes, turned around and found two benches from the side and put them next to the coffin, and then beckoned me and him to carry a wooden board and put it on the bench, he pointed to the wooden board and said, "Lie down." ”

"What's that?" I wondered even more, this is a good way to suck money, let me lie down, how many things is counted?

"Fengzi, just listen to Brother Liu, he won't harm you." At this time, Zhou Xiaoqing on the side spoke.

I glanced at her, this girl didn't talk much from beginning to end, she should have been afraid of Liu Changge making her, now that she has spoken, I have nothing to say, nodding, and lying on the board.

Then I saw that Liu Changge put the tributes he had prepared on the offering table opposite the coffin, took three pillars of incense and a pair of white candles, lit them and inserted them in the incense burner, and then pinched a seal and muttered a few words.

He read it very quietly, I didn't hear it clearly, after reading it, this guy turned around and made a gesture at the black coffin, and then like a mountain mouse, he got into the curtain under the offering table, stretched out his big head and shouted at Zhou Xiaoqing who was standing next to me: "Zhou Xiaoqing, come over quickly, otherwise the zombie will come out and kill you." ”

I suddenly shook my head and shouted at Liu Changge, "Brother Liu, what do you mean by this?" ”

"Lie down." Liu Changge scolded me, and then shouted at Zhou Xiaoqing: "Why are you stunned? Hurry, as soon as it gets dark, I guess this zombie is about to come out. ”

Zhou Xiaoqing glanced at me, hesitated, and I said to her, "You go." ”

Zhou Xiaoqing nodded, and a gust of yin wind swooped into the bottom of the offering table, at her speed, I very much doubt that her hesitant expression just now was completely pretended to be shown to me!

The corpse inn was quiet for a while, because of Liu Changge's words just now, my heart was also hairy, and my heart was pounding and accelerating.

What is the rhythm of this special girl sucking money?

What if a zombie does jump out of the coffin and bite me to death?

It's almost hard to deal with a corpse, so I'll just wait for death to deal with zombies.

But now I have no other way, the middle technique in the body, if it is not broken, according to what Liu Changge said, I will not survive tonight, this is like a sword hanging above my head, it may fall at any time.

The left and right are dead, and I can only believe Liu Changge.

I was lying on the wooden board, staring at the black coffin with round eyes, for fear that the zombies here would suddenly come out, to be honest, buddy was really cowardly, this special mother is a zombie!

Whoever doesn't coax it, it's definitely bragging!

Time is like a bloody collapse of the eldest aunt, and it flies.

In the blink of an eye, the sky darkened, and the corpse inn was always quiet, Liu Changge and Zhou Xiaoqing, who were under the table, would brag a few words to me at first, but now there was no sound for one person and one ghost.

The silence in the corpse inn was terrifying, and I could only hear the sound of my breathing and the sound of my heartbeat speeding wildly with the motor.

I subconsciously glanced at the black coffin, because the night was falling, and the evil aura on the coffin was getting thicker and stronger.

Liu Changge said before that if the things in this coffin suck enough of the Extreme Yin Yuehua after tonight, they will be able to turn into real zombies.

Ah, now that Liu Changge asked me to lie down next to this coffin, could it be that he wanted to celebrate the things in the coffin as zombies and let me deliver food?

Thinking of this, I was about to go crazy, struggled to look at the bottom of the offering table, and whispered: "Brother Liu, when will this special mother lie down?" ”

"Don't talk nonsense, wait for the zombies to come out, you don't care about anything, just lie down, can't move or shout, otherwise he won't blame me for killing you." Liu Changge's voice came from under the offering table.

I'm going crazy, what do you mean by this grandson? Can't move or shout? What the hell does he think of me as a zombie dish? Or the roast suckling pig kind?

"Fengzi, don't worry, I will cover you." It's enough to fuck up, Zhou Xiaoqing still drilled his head out and shouted at me.

As soon as I heard what she said, I immediately felt that I was going to die tonight, Yaya's legs, when did she really cover me? When is it not a critical moment to pick a child?

Poof!

Suddenly, the candle on the offering table jumped violently a few times, and the whole corpse inn flickered and dimmed, and I realized that the sky outside had completely darkened.

It was dark, and the moonlight shone down, setting off the shadows of the weeds and trees outside.

The hairs on my whole body stood on end, and my body couldn't help but tremble, making the planks and benches under me "shiver".

"Chen Feng, your special mother is ruthless enough, you can still masturbate at this time." Under the table, Liu Changge's scolding was heard.

I was about to speak, when suddenly a gust of wind rolled up in the corpse inn, and the temperature dropped suddenly, and I suddenly felt a "crunch" sound.