What, I'm sleepwalking, Xiao He, this is the biggest joke I heard in 2018, if I sleepwalk, maybe there would be no sleepwalkers in the world. Madrid laughed, thinking it was ridiculous to be sleepwalking.

Lin Fan frowned, looked at He Zhizhou and asked, "Xiao He, tell me what happened last night." ”

He Zhizhou cried with a sad face, pointed to Madrid and said: "Last night, last night, this guy, slept until midnight, came to me with a foot in the tower, and then, and then began to take off his pants." ”

Groove !!

No way!!!

How can it be.

Lin Fan and Leng Yuye were dumbfounded, although they didn't hear what was behind, they could all imagine what happened last night.

In the dark last night, at three o'clock in the morning, Madrid called He Zhizhou looked white and clean, he had not had a girlfriend for a long time, and when he saw a man, he felt that his eyebrows were delicate, and he suddenly became lustful, and wanted to plot against He Zhizhou.

In this regard, Lin Fan and He Zhizhou coughed dryly and silently stayed away from Madrid.

It turns out that this guy is a GAY

Madrid stood up in an instant, pointed to himself and looked at He Zhizhou and said: "What kind of joke is the plane braking in the air, why do you put one leg on your waist and take off your pants, why do you like women, women, what will I do to you as a man, and take off your pants." ”

"Impossible, impossible, absolutely impossible."

He Zhizhou pointed to Madrid, crying with a sad face: "I don't know what the you did, you fell asleep and told you to ignore it several times." ”

Leng Yuye was fantasizing about the picture of last night, and regretted how he fell asleep last night, if he hadn't fallen asleep, he wouldn't have been able to see the situation.

Lin Fan was different from him, although he was stunned at first, but he quickly calmed down, and he was just subconscious of retreating, and now he heard He Zhizhou say that Madrid was asleep at that time, and he didn't pay attention to a lot of shouting, and frowned and said: "Okay, okay, calm down, I'll say something." ”

At this time, He Zhizhou and Madrid were fighting, and when they heard Lin Fan's words, they all stopped, and even the cold and rainy night came back to their senses.

Although He Zhizhou and Madrid stopped, they didn't even have two seconds, and the two talked to Lin Fan.

"Brother Fan, this is impossible, I just like men, it must be made up by this guy, it must be made up by him."

"Master, there's really something wrong with the pony. There's really something wrong with sexual orientation. ”

"Stop~" Lin Fan pressed down with both hands, shouted, and after seeing the two of them stop and not speak, he spoke: "Xiao He, you lie down and describe the situation in the middle of the night in Madrid." Then he looked at Madrid: "Pony, you shut up now, I'll figure things out." ”

"Okay, I'm mimicking last night in Madrid." After He Zhizhou finished speaking, he then lay down on the ground.

"Absolutely impossible, you must be slandering me." Madrid said with his chest clutched.

"Shut up, wait for He Zhizhou to finish imitating." Lin Fan glared at Madrid angrily.

hum

Madrid snorted, but didn't say anything.

At this time, He Zhizhou began to make movements and spoke.

"In the middle of the night, Brother Ma put a foot on my waist." He Zhizhou leaned sideways and put his foot on the air, as if he was on a person.

"Then Brother Ma pulled down his pants, grabbed his own thing with his right hand, touched his chest with his left hand, and pushed up his lower body towards my PY, I don't know how long it took me, anyway, I woke up from being topped."

He Zhizhou made movements, and then began to push it, like this look, as if he was touching the girl's breasts in AV and snapping at the same time.

"I called Brother Ma many times, but he ignored me, and he was pushed up, and I was pushed under the bed by him."

Leng Yuye was dumbfounded, and asked with a curious face: "Did you go in?" ”

He Zhizhou stood up, and when he heard this, he immediately replied: "How is this possible, if I go in, I will simply jump from here, but it is certain that Brother Ma has sleepwalking." ”

Madrid jumped up directly: "Fuck, how can I, even if labor and management are pigs, they won't fuck you." ”

"Damn, pony, your sexual orientation, pigs are interested, admire and admire." Leng Yuye said with admiration, but then laughed.

Hahahahaha

Lin Fan laughed, holding his stomach and laughing, feeling that this was simply the biggest joke he heard in 2018.

"I don't think I should have said it." He Zhizhou found that something was wrong at this time, and when he said this, didn't he get into the water in his brain and be ridiculed.

This mistake has already been wrong, He Zhizhou hurriedly said: "Brother Ma is really sleepwalking, and he is still talking." ”

Lin Fan stopped laughing, and then said, "I probably understand, pony he didn't sleepwalk. ”

He Zhizhou: "Impossible, how can this be possible without sleepwalking." ”

Lin Fan said with a smile: "There are several possibilities for this situation, once you have a spring dream, a spring dreamer, it is easy to do this." ”

"Or maybe there are no women, I've slept with a lot of women, and then I haven't had a woman for too long, and this will happen."

"In addition, according to Madrid's usual sleep, I sleep with an inflatable doll, which has been a long time, so I have developed such a habit."

"It's just a normal thing, don't worry, it's not sleepwalking."

He Zhizhou cried with a sad face: "I'm relieved to be a ghost, in case the chrysanthemum is exploded by him, then I won't die." ”

Madrid scolded: ", who wants to blow you up, don't pee and look in the mirror to see what you look like." ”

Lin Fan said with a serious face like the host of the news network: "It's Beijing time, at 8:30 o'clock, broadcast a piece of news for everyone." ”

"In the xxx hotel in Hong Kong, room 520, there are two e-sports professional players, He Zhizhou, Madrid, just in the early hours of the morning, He Zhizhou was Madrid Day."

"He Zhizhou was Madrid Day?"

"Oops, my mom, hahahahahaha."

Leng Yuye patted his thighs and laughed.

He Zhizhou wanted to cry at this time, looking at the appearance of the two of them, he remembered that he shouldn't have said this, isn't this stupid.

Madrid looked at Lin Fan and Leng Yuye angrily and said: "Laugh, laugh at your mother, who is fucking fucking him, 10 fucking billion, and labor and management are not good." ”

Lin Fan spread his hands: "I don't know, I know that you will sleep at night." ”

Madrid: "I was dreaming, dreaming, dreaming. ”

He Zhizhou: "What do you mean to put me in the day, I haven't inserted it." ”

Hahahahaha

Hahaha

Lin Fan and Leng Yuye held their stomachs and laughed.

And Madrid gritted his teeth and looked at He Zhizhou: "Fuck, I'm not afraid of a god-like opponent, I'm afraid of a teammate like a pig like you, say your uncle,"

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