Chapter 122 Sun Butcher Acting
"Anyway, I've studied acting for a few years, and I've played Zhong Kui, and I've also acted in ghost plays, so I continued to pretend and said: "The bold woman dares to insult the Night Wandering Shenjun, do you want me to detain you to the underworld?" ”
The old lady kowtowed in fright like a chicken pecking rice, and shouted in her mouth: "Grandpa Night Wandering God, the women don't dare, the women don't dare." ”
As soon as I said the Night Wandering Divine Monarch, it really works, our piece is still quite faithful to the Night Wandering Divine Monarch, we also have a Night Wandering Temple here, but it was later destroyed in the war, but the Night Wandering Divine Monarch punishes evil and promotes good, and the prestige of subduing evil ghosts is still well-known. I saw that the old lady was frightened like that, and the little girl had been crying there, so I wanted to use the mouth of the night wandering god to fulfill their pair of wild mandarin ducks.
So I said to the old lady: "I uphold the imperial decree of the Emperor of Heaven, parade between heaven and earth, punish evil and promote good, subdue ghosts and monsters, and secretly visit the people's feelings. Do you know that your daughter and that Sanga are married to the old man, but you acted against the sky and forced your daughter to death, which is really vicious. ”
The old lady was scared and kowtowed, the more such an old woman, the more scared she was, I saw it almost, so I said: "This god Jun thinks of your ignorance, spare you this time, your daughter and Sanga's matter is a marriage destined by God, you must not stop it, otherwise it will go against the will of heaven, the sky will thunder, and this god will go." ”
After saying that, I turned around and left, regardless of how frightened the two girls were. When I walked out of the village, I suddenly remembered one thing, I came to inquire about the road, because of the hanged ghost, I forgot about the road, and now if I go back to inquire again, it will be exposed, there is no way, now I can only go back the same way.
At this time, the dark clouds covered the moon again, faintly could not see the road clearly, walking and walking I felt that someone was following me, at this time there would be no one, then I remembered the hanged ghost, so I hurriedly walked straight forward, did not dare to look back, the old people said, there are three life-saving lamps on people's shoulders and heads, this turn will extinguish one, so you must not look back when you walk at night.
I buried my head and walked forward, and then the hanged ghost behind me spoke, and the voice was still the same, not yin and yang, and the voice of a person was the same, eerie, the hanged ghost said: "The person in front of me stopped, do you think this is the end?" You've messed with my good deeds, and I'm not done with you today. ”
I didn't speak, just walked straight forward, when the hanged ghost behind got angry and shouted, "The living man in front, you can't go like this, I'm not done with you." ”
After I finished speaking, I heard the wind behind me, the wind swirled and blew forward, the more I did this, the more I didn't dare to look back, hurriedly walked forward, suddenly the wind blew behind me, I felt cold, as if something was approaching me, the coolness, as if it was cold to my bones, from the back of the tail, all the way to the front, through the back of the backbone until the back of the head was cold, then suddenly there was a terrible feeling, feeling that something was lying on my back, lying there coldly.
My scalp exploded with fear, my heart pounded, and I felt that if I continued like this, I would be scared to death. Then I felt the hanged man blow cool air at the base of my ear, and I was even more frightened.
At this time I felt as if it was raining, ticking and ticking, but it was a little strange, this rain seemed to be just dripping on the side of my ears, which was a little strange, I couldn't control my neck anymore, turned my head to look at my ears, this look almost frightened soul flew out of the sky, it turned out that the sound of ticking and ticking, not the sound of raindrops, but blood beads, those blood beads dripped down a long tongue, and then looked up, it was a terrible hanged face, a pair of hanged eyebrows erected, two eyes bulging outward, It seems to have fallen out, but there are some muscles and flesh connected on it, there are two lines of blood and tears under the eyes, the face like a white paper, like a long man who has been pulled, and there is blood in his nose, the hanged man has a big mouth, and the scarlet tongue in his mouth hangs down my ear, and the blood is dripping down, and the tongue that is more than a foot long still shrinks from time to time. The hanged man held the wood with one hand and rested the other on my shoulder.
I was so frightened that I quickly turned my head, and then the hanged ghost said in a strange way: "Don't you want to see me?" I'm going to let you see it today. ”
As soon as I finished speaking, I felt that my shoulders were loosened, and the hanged ghost actually jumped off my shoulder, and then pit the wood that was much longer than him, and jumped forward, blocking my way, and said to me gloomily: "It's a good thing to spoil me, I want to go, it's not so easy, if you don't give me an explanation today, I'll find you as a stand-in." ”
I turned my head to think about what to do, when the hanged man, as if enraged by my appearance, yelled at me, "You don't look at me, do you?" I let you not look at me, change your face, let you not look at it. ”
As soon as I heard this, I quickly looked towards the hanged ghost, wanting to see what this hanged ghost could become, I saw that the wooden beam that the hanged ghost was carrying was hanging in the air, the hanged ghost was hanging on the beam, his body was hanging in the air, his feet were stretched straight, the wind blew his body and gently swayed back and forth, his hands hung down there, his fingers were still dripping blood, his mouth was wide open, as if he was shouting in pain, but he couldn't make a sound, the tongue stretched out longer, like a red snake, twisted and stretched, The two eyeballs had fallen off, dangling on their faces, and their eyes, noses, and ears were bleeding outward, ticking to the ground.
I was scared to the top, so I wasn't so scared, my heart calmed down, I thought that this hanged ghost would definitely not be able to hurt me, otherwise he would have killed me a long time ago, there is no need to scare me so much, this is a complete bluff, I have to find a way to deal with this hanged ghost, but there is no charm on the body to ward off evil spirits, this is a little difficult to do, at this moment I suddenly remembered the face I had drawn, and the headband, mustache and clothes I carried, and suddenly came to the idea, thinking that I would play another play to show this hanged ghost.
So he was full of dantian qi and said, "Do you know who I am, boldly hang the ghost?" ”
The hanged ghost was frightened by my roar, and returned to his original appearance, although he was also a hanged ghost, in comparison, it was still a little better now, the hanged ghost was frightened by me, and he stammered: "You, aren't you alive?" ”
I said, "Look who this face of mine is?" ”
The hanged ghost looked at me, sneered there, and said contemptuously after laughing: "Who else can you be, with your face, there are many ghost realms and underworlds, and you can still scare me." ”
I cried out, "You are a mortal with evil eyes, how can you see my true nature." ”
The hanged man was stunned by what I said, wiped his eyes that were about to fall, looked at me, and said, "Aren't you just a living person?" What else is there to see. ”
I said, "When I put on my robes, you will kneel and beg for mercy." ”
The hanged ghost sneered at what I said, and after laughing, he said: "I am a hanged ghost, I don't belong to the yang world, I don't care what official you are." ”
I heard it say aloud, "I'll wait until I change my clothes." ”
As I spoke, I put on the headband in my pocket, and then put on my mustache and sideburns, put on the judge's red robe, and held the judge's pen and the book of life and death in my hand. After dressing up, I thought about showing him up first, and shocking this hanged ghost. So according to the way of singing, there was a wild horse mane style first, and then there was a movement of raising fire to the sky, stomping his feet, carrying enough dantian qi, and said with the opening words on the play: "Ah-I am the will of the Emperor of the Underworld, to patrol the world, catch the lonely souls and wild ghosts who violate the Yin Law, and wait for you to wander in this world, looking for a substitute, this is a great crime of Yin Law, I was born jealous and hateful, and I brought the lonely soul and wild ghosts, and they have also made my wine and food, you know me." ”
I was strong enough to say this, and the ghost trembled with fear. ”