Chapter 127: Turtle Feathers Are Hard to Serve, Dissecting the Three Major Events of Men

In my concept, although this person is occasionally a little uncertain, he is generally very easy to get along with.

Now I'm going to retract that concept.

This guy is really too turtle hair!

First I had to respectfully wait for him to move his chopsticks before I could start eating, and then I had to use the chopsticks to pick up the food for him. I thought he couldn't take care of himself, so I reluctantly helped him clamp it.

Finally, when he finished eating, I had to quickly put down the food, wipe his mouth, wait for him to stand up, and tidy up his clothes.

This is the step to take care of a child.

I sent him away respectfully, so that I could continue to eat breakfast, and as soon as he left, I sat in my seat and told myself that I must endure.

Next, when I usually get along, I want to serve tea and pour water, I first served him a cup of tea, and he put it down as soon as he touched the cup: "It's too hot, put it on again." ”

I didn't care and said, "It's the same to wait until it gets cold before drinking, right?" ”

As a result, he put down his pen slowly: "Madam, serving tea and water is a basic service, even if I drink a lot of tea, I can't do this well, how can I get my favor." ”

My mother in our family can pour a cup of tea for my dad, and my dad is grateful to Dade, and he also serves tea and water is the basic service, which is the common problem of ancient men.

Why don't I get you another thermometer, measure the temperature and bring it to you?

So I went down with the cup of tea, took another empty cup, poured the cup of tea into the empty cup, and poured it back and forth, blowing as I poured, helping the water cool down quickly.

After pouring it back and forth a few times, I handed the teacup back to him: "Drink, the temperature should be about the same by now." ”

Li Xing glanced at the teacup, then looked at me, and touched the teacup: "It's too cold." ”

I... Raised his fist, forget me to endure.

Then I poured out some of the tea, poured some boiling water into it, touched the teacup, and gave it to him again, and he looked at me, and then at the teacup, and when he opened the cup, he smelled it: "The tea is not fresh anymore." With that, he put it back on my tray.

If you don't explode in silence, you will perish in silence, so I moved all the things that made tea in, and then started to make tea in front of him, he said that I would repeat the cooling method just now when it was hot, and when he saw my method, his expressionless face twitched slightly, and when I saw my method of coping with the cold, his expression then twitched, and finally took the cup of tea, and there was no other word.

Hmph, sample!

Later, when he made some small requests, I would come up with some ways to deal with the child, so that he could not refute it.

He also has some cleanliness habits.

For example, it would be a little uncomfortable to never share the food in the same bowl with others, or even to eat a dish without chopsticks, and I know that I was deliberately disgusting with him last time.

In fact, such a thing can be understood, and I have met such people, and some of them do eat together, and it is better to use chopsticks to be hygienic.

But I was particularly annoyed by the request he made in the evening, saying, "I am not accustomed to being served by people who are not close to me, so it is troublesome for my favorite lady to wear loose clothes or something." ”

I stared at him coldly: "How did you get over the first half of your life without me?" ”

He thought for a while: "This, it's unbearable, it's good to have a lady in the future, you say yes, madam." ”

I simply raised my eyebrows: "Then do you want to take a bath and I'll do it for you?" ”

Li Xing sighed slightly, and then his ears turned red with a visible degree.

I smirked, this ancient sullen old man really couldn't stand the teasing.

Seeing that I was smiling proudly, Li Xing flicked his sleeves: "Nonsense." Then he left, looking a little bit of a deserted escape.

Annoyed and angry, yes.

All in all, Li Xing wanted to call me well this time, but unfortunately he met Mingsao, and he was helpless to pursue it, and he was defeated.

The next day, Li Xing again offered to let me serve tea and pour water, but this time it was not much turtle hair, about he also realized how naΓ―ve he was, I thought that I had to rely on him to take me to the waves in Jiangsu and Zhejiang, and serve him as warm and considerate as a customer, so that we got along well the next day.

We all got along well for the next few days, at least the people on the boat looked at us like a bunch of couples, and of course if I could take off that strange makeup, we would be more in line with the positioning of fairy couples.

I've asked the question, "Why did you put on such makeup?" Although this is the most popular in Beijing, I really can't appreciate it. ”

Li Xing touched his fake beard and looked at me: "In order for you not to be able to see your real age." ”

I blinked, thinking carefully about the meaning of this sentence, is he complimenting me for being young before?

"To match your beard? Make us look more like a couple? ”

Li Xing let out an expressionless "um".

"It's completely unnecessary, since you're going to pretend to be a tyrant this time..."I almost told the truth, I quickly stopped and changed my title: "Since you want to pretend to be a rich businessman, bringing a young and beautiful concubine by your side is in line with the general law this time." ”

Putting down the pen in his hand: "What is the truth of this?" ”

I sat lazily on the soft couch next to me, and by the way, I shrunk my feet, my eyes flashed, and I didn't say anything, just stared at me, waiting for my explanation.

I was playing with a piece of jade in my hand, and said slowly: "Men's inferior nature, some people say that being promoted to an official and killing a wife is one of the three good things for men..."

I hurriedly patted my ass: "Of course you are already a very human minister, and you must be different from those ordinary people." ”

Li Xing gave me a sneer and motioned for me to continue.

"This is really the psychology of many men, for them, a dead wife means that they can marry a young and beautiful woman as a wife, and of course they can also take concubines, but ordinary women still don't want to be concubines, they have no status, they have no status for the children they have born, and they have to be angry everywhere, unless their brains are in water."

"That's why you don't want to marry King Kang as a side concubine?"

I nodded, "This is one of them." ”

"And why?"

I said with a very serious expression: "The main reason is that King Kang is Yan Kong, and I am a person, I can only control others, not others." ”

Li Xing's expression was a little crying and laughing, and he motioned for me to continue.

"You see that your whole body is shining, and it is almost written directly on your face, I am very rich. What about this character, generally speaking, there are still a lot of girls who want his money to be his concubines, so it is generally unlikely that he will take his wife when he goes out,, not good-looking, how embarrassing, young and beautiful is what he can take out to show off. ”

Li walked to the edge of the soft couch and sat on the soft board: "So Mrs. is indirectly saying that she is not beautiful enough?" ”

I got up from the soft couch all of a sudden, my eyes widened, can he really help His Majesty the Emperor deal with state affairs and manage hundreds of officials?

Of course, when I think about it, this face is indeed not my own, and my modern face is indeed unsatisfactory.

suppressed his anger and said: "I mean, your character should bring a young and beautiful wife and concubine, not a who wears heavy makeup and pretends to be old and can't see the specific age, as for you can understand that there is a deviation, you can be blind, but please don't insult this face." I said this to myself.

Li Xing smiled lightly and hugged me: "I am different from them, I only have affection for my wife, and I will not abandon my wife because my family is rich, my wife can rest assured." ”

I fell into his arms, my old face flushed, and then I thought that he might cheat on the marriage, and quickly pushed him away, got up and went out.

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