Chapter 447: Big Wedding (Medium)!
The people on both sides are huddled together, like canned sardines, there is no good routine for the countrymen to rush the door, how effective it is, what monkeys steal peaches, fairies pick grapes and other obscene attacks, so that the bodyguards are miserable.
In a flaw, the bodyguard captain shook out the key, or threw it directly in front of Chen Yi, this flaw was intentionally prepared for Chen Yi, but it couldn't be too obvious, otherwise it wouldn't be fun.
Chen Yi got the key, and then began to open the iron door, while the rest of the relatives were blocking the push and shoving of the bodyguard army, covering Chen Yi with all their might, so that he could enter.
With a click, the iron door was pushed open by Chen Yi, and he entered it alone.
The fifth cousin was dexterous, and he also took advantage of the chaos to follow Chen Yi over, and there were some relatives who were messing around, those bodyguards couldn't stand the dirty routines, so they had to put them in, and the first wave of attacks still blocked many people from coming in.
finally got out of the first level, Chen Yi didn't let go of his hanging heart so easily, even if it was him, he didn't know what damage the Long family would have to do next, and Long Aoting didn't reveal a little bit to his husband, what an unqualified wife.
After the fifth cousin came in, he laughed at Chen Yi and said, "Brother, don't look at the three bodyguards outside, they are all useless guys, and they thought they were going to go through a vicious battle." ”
As soon as the words fell, suddenly there was a killing sound next to him, and someone on the left was holding a pole with a length of five meters, and at one end of the pole was a series of firecrackers of black powder.
"Chen Yi, the second level didn't let you come over so easily. ”
"Uncle her, the green mountains don't change the green water, do you remember what I promised you two days ago?"
The second level is guarded by the goddess and her uncle with firecrackers, look at the box of firecrackers behind him, the storage can be played from now to tomorrow, Chen Yi doesn't have so much time to wait.
"Two days ago was two days ago, and now it's now, if you want to get my niece, you can't pass my assessment, so take it. ”
The sound of crackling firecrackers sounded at the feet of the Chen family's relatives, people are actually the same as animals, firecrackers sounded around them, either they would subconsciously cover their ears, or they would try their best to go far, not dodging, this person was either blind, deaf, or stupid, and dead.
The explosion degree of this firecracker is very high, louder than the firecrackers in the countryside for the New Year, and the scope is even broader, how can people stand it, so the relatives began to flee in embarrassment.
"Her second uncle!"
After all, Chen Yi's voice was not as good as the sound of firecrackers exploding, so his voice was drowned out by this burst of firecrackers, and the other relatives were already flashing far away, and he was still carrying this burst of firecrackers outside.
Because the custom of the hometown is like this, others can escape, that is, the groom must be indomitable, no matter what difficulties and dangers he encounters, he must rush to the front and bring the bride home.
"You forced me!"
Of course, you can't use talisman power here, and Chen Yi also knows this, so urban people have to do it according to the city's methods.
Chen Yi first flew over a membership card, which said Wanhua Entertainment Club one-year card, his second uncle was about to stretch out the firecracker, but after receiving the card, he hesitated for two seconds, and after two seconds, the firecracker still sounded.
"Damn, you can't eat, drink and have fun for a year, and it seems that you can't use tricks. ”
Red envelope, there is nothing else to say except red envelope, Chen Yi took out a relatively thick red envelope from his jacket pocket and flew out again, or flew into her second uncle's hand.
This time, her second uncle wanted to check the amount in the red envelope, so the sound of firecrackers slowed down a little.
After this burst, the sound of firecrackers has not sounded again, it seems that the weight of this red envelope, the deep joy of her second uncle, this level is passed.
Her second uncle came over from behind the tree, wearing an Armani suit, and said happily: "Count you as a kid, otherwise I have three boxes of firecrackers behind me, enough for you to eat a pot." ”
Chen Yi said helplessly: "Her second uncle, how many levels are there in the future, you give me a preventive shot, and I'll see if the red envelope in my pocket is enough." ”
Her second uncle showed an expression of his own experience: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed, go up by yourself." ”
"Damn. ”
The fifth cousin patted the ashes on his body, and after the explosion ended, he returned to Chen Yi's side like a normal person: "Brother, where is this to pick up the bride, it's just a fate, the firecrackers are so loud that even the manhole cover has to fly, the Long family is playing with you." ”
"Alas, what can be done, the bride is still in it, not one pass at a time, where can I get your sister-in-law, first correct it on the spot, we have lost too many soldiers in this level. ”
Chen Yi sat on the ground, and at this time received a call from Goddess Ting, she asked with a smile: "My second uncle's firecrackers are not bad, I just saw through the telescope that you didn't dodge in such fierce firecrackers, you weren't hurt." ”
Chen Yi explained: "This level can't hurt me, the only thing I don't know in my heart now is how many levels there are in your house, I have more than a dozen people around me now, and most of them were stopped by your bodyguards at the first level." ”
Long Aoting replied: "I don't know how many levels there are, not enough for me to put water on you, one of the red shoes is on me, and the other is on my cousin's." ”
"Oh, even if you still have a little conscience, I'll rush to the level, and in less than half an hour, I'm sure I'll get you out of it. ”
"Then I'll hang up first. ”
Chen Yi regrouped and started a new round of killing, and the group walked forward, and finally came to the main door of the villa, and the relatives finally saw hope.
Now that the soldiers are in the city, they all know that the bride is inside, but the closed door still makes them dazed and overwhelmed.
A big red happy word sticker was posted on the door of the villa, and there were laughter and laughter inside, it seems that there are many relatives of the Long family guarding the door, and it is a difficult bone to gnaw.
The fifth cousin had a bad idea again, and he said with a sinister eyebrow: "Brother, the windows above the villa are still open, I will throw a torch into it to attract their attention, so that it will be easy for us to attack it." So saying, he looked for branches and pieces of cloth from the ground, and prepared to light the fire.
Chen Yi: "Die." ”
At this time, Long Bawei's strong voice came from inside the door, shouting: "Listen to the people outside, I am here to guard this pass, it is not so easy to take my daughter so simply, it is impossible to let you in without letting you out some blood." ”
Chen Yi stepped forward and took a closer look at the gate of the villa, the door of the villa was not closed, because the people outside still had to hand out red envelopes to enter, so they were all locked, and the red envelopes could not enter.
Chen Yi patted the door and shouted loudly: "Dad, open the door!"
Long Bawei's voice came from inside: "Stop, you haven't drunk the wedding wine yet, you can't call my dad yet." ”
Chen Yi said: "Don't mind, the marriage certificate is with your daughter, and now it's all a family, just let me go, you see that I'm like this now, it's not pitiful." ”
Chen Yi was indeed pitiful enough to be blown up by the firecrackers in the second level, but Long Bawei, who is very hard-hearted, will not eat your set at all, no matter how miserable the person is, he has seen it, but his clothes have been blackened a little, his face has been blackened a little, and his arms, legs and feet are still intact.
"How do you open the door? ”
"If you want to enter the door, give a red envelope first!"
Chen Yi touched his body, there was still a little red envelope on his body, in order to be enough for the next, he couldn't give it all at once, he had to keep a little on his body.
Except for a few large amounts of red envelopes left on his body, the others were stuffed into by Chen Yi.
Long Bawei took the red envelopes with his hand, and then gave these red envelopes to the children behind, obviously these red envelopes could not impress him, the door was still closed, and there was no sign of opening.
"Dad, I really don't have any red envelopes on me, if I don't open the door, I can only use a drill to destroy this door and repair it later!" Chen Yi gritted his teeth and said fiercely.
"If you dare to move, this is a golden silk nanmu. ”
Chen Yi's legs weakened: "Open the door, I beg you." ”
"If you don't open it, you won't open it!" Long Bawei also became naughty at this time.
Chen Yi's heart was horizontal: "Lao Tzu won't marry, go, brothers!"
Chen Yi is about to leave, because this is making things difficult for him, I don't know how many levels there are in the back, if the red envelope is stuffed now, what will be stuffed next, the underwear is red, but people accept it?
Of course, this is also one of Chen Yi's routines, seeing that the groom is leaving, the people inside will definitely not be so calm.
Chen Yi also pretended to take out the phone and called the fourth cousin, asking the fourth cousin to pretend to be his ex-girlfriend, and asked: "I want to marry you, I will give you ten seconds, if you agree, I will pick you up now!"
The fourth cousin knew the routine very well, and the reason for doing this was to let the Long family quickly pass this pass, so he answered a favor, and also reported the address and house number of a community in the Demon City, and then asked Chen Yi to come and pick him up.
Chen Yi finished the show and said with a smile: "Father-in-law, if you don't open the door again, I will marry someone else, time waits for no one, hurry up and open the door." ”
Who knew that Long Bawei said with a smile: "Don't think that I don't understand anything, when you are with Tingting, where is your ex-girlfriend, who are you blind, the other party is still from the Demon City, you can find a girlfriend in the Demon City before." ”
This is Jiang is still old and spicy, in a few short words, Long Bawei found countless flaws, and let Chen Yi lift a stone and hit his own feet, which hurts his heart!
(End of chapter)