Chapter 53: Ami Tofu, Scatter Wealth! The old man recognized the wrong person!
After receiving the female ghost Xiaoyu, Situ Yi took out two sets of clothes from the system space, threw them to the dog who had woken up on the side, and told him to put them on. Avoid being watched by people after returning to the present world, which will cause unnecessary trouble.
After losing his clothes, Situ Yi suddenly found that it seemed that Goudan and he did not go back at the same time, and he needed to pay for the task points to bring people back.
Thinking of this, Situ Yi opened his mouth, looked at the happy appearance of the dog Dan wearing clothes, and shook his head, "That's it, that's fine, anyway, I have to buy clothes for them or something when I go back." ”
Suddenly, Situ Yi gasped!
"Shhh!! If the dog and the dog go back together, won't there be no way to live in the house? There are too many people, not enough rooms! And Xiao Yu'er needs a baby room, and she has to go to school in the future, which all costs money!! ”
After Situ Yi thought of this, he patted his head, "Oh my god, I already knew that there would be a little antique in the mythical plane, how can I say that it has been two thousand years!" it! ”
"Go back and ask the system, can you designate the plane, and then go to some low-level planes to get some gold and silver treasures or something, such as national treasures?"
"This can be had! Even by extension, then I will be able to speed up my growth in the future, and if I can, I still want to see Master Ip Man! ”
Situ Yi shook his head, "Forget it, let's go back to the present world and discuss it with the system." Now go back to Yizhuang, pick up Xiao Yuer, leave a letter according to the old rules, and return to the present world! ”
Situ Yi beckoned to the dog, and then told the dog, telling him to take the two dogs to find a random place to stay first, and then wait for his own summons.
Goudan nodded, indicating that he knew, and flew away with the second dog who was drinking animal blood.
Situ Yi looked at the two stiffs in the distance, retracted his gaze, and instead exhaled a light breath, shook his head and smiled: "What's so sad about it, I've experienced so many planes." You're probably used to parting. Situ Yi patted his face, "Cheer up, the system didn't say that you can't go back, so it's a long trip!" ”
Back in Yizhuang, Situ Yi first teased Xiao Yu'er, who was woken up by him when he entered the door, and then sat down at the table and picked up a pen and wrote on paper.
It didn't take long for Situ Yi to press the letter on the table so that it would not be blown away by the wind.
One by one, they glanced at Uncle Jiu Qiusheng Wencai. After recovering the quilt that Wencai had kicked off, Situ Yi said softly: "Master, senior brother, Situ Yi is leaving, go out for a long time, there will be a period later!" ”
"System, return!"
Swish!
A white light that only Situ Yi could see suddenly appeared in the air, and the white light enveloped Situ Yi. Gone in a flash!
Situ Yi, who was standing in place, disappeared.
On the day of the day, Uncle Nine got up and rubbed his head with a splitting head after a hangover, and shouted: "Wencai, Wencai!" ”
"Master, it's a big deal! The junior brother is gone! ”
Uncle Nine was stunned, and then smiled bitterly, "After all, I left." The temple here is too small, and the hidden dragon will eventually become a flying dragon! Xiao Yi, have a smooth journey in life! ”
Listening to Uncle Nine's words, it seemed that he had known that Situ Yi would leave.
After finishing speaking, an angry look appeared on Uncle Jiu's face, "What are you shouting!" Howling in the morning! Your master, I'm not dead yet! ”
"No! It's junior brother! Senior Brother Situ Yi! He's gone......"
Not to mention that the Yizhuang where Uncle Nine is located in the Mr. Zombie plane is jumping because of Situ Yi's departure.
But said that Situ Yi, after returning to the present world, looked at the crowd coming and going on the street, and Ying Ying who was smiling like a flower in the crowd, Situ Yi smiled, trotted up, and held Ying Ying's hand hard.
Just when Situ Yi thought that Ying Ying's shy voice would still come from his ears, a voice like a yellow oriole singing green willows sounded. This voice is shy and timid, so that those who listen to it can't help but want to protect the owner of this voice!
"That...... That one...... That gentleman, why are you holding my hand? We...... We don't seem to recognize ...... I don't know! Please ...... Please let it go! ”
Situ Yi was suddenly embarrassed, Emma, this is embarrassing, holding hands on the street and holding hands with the wrong person, what if this is regarded as a pervert? Will it be killed in the street? Will you be scolded to death if you don't beat it to death? If Xiaoying knew, would she kneel on durian when she went back at night? Or kneeling on the keyboard? Or kneel instant noodles?
But when I think of the sound of this sister paper who was holding the wrong hand by myself, I suddenly poured out even if I knelt on the keyboard to take a look, how soft is the sister paper that makes this sound!
But when Situ Yi was afraid that people on the street would see the wrong person, and he looked up to see the face of the voice owner clearly along the hand he was holding, Situ Yi let go of his hand without hesitation, put his hands together and said: "Ami Tofu, scatter wealth and scatter wealth, the old man recognized the wrong person, and thought that the female Bodhisattva was a boy under the old man's seat." Scatter wealth and scatter wealth. The female bodhisattva will meet again, and the old man will go to find the old man's seated boy. Ancient pendulum! ”
After saying that, Situ Yi didn't care about the sister's paper, and ran away directly.
Why did Situ Yi's mood change from "even if you kneel on the durian at night, you have to take a look" to "Ami tofu, scatter wealth and wealth, and the old man recognizes the wrong person"? Why did the ninety-year-old woman die tragically on the street? Why are hundreds of female donkeys screaming in the middle of the night? Why are the condoms in the commissary repeatedly hacked? Why are female dormitory underwear frequently stolen? Who committed the serial strong female sow case? The old nun's door was knocked on every night, was it a human or a ghost? What is hidden behind the accidental deaths of hundreds of female dogs? Behind it all!! Is it a distortion of human nature or a moral degradation?
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While Situ Yi followed his gaze and swam up, he sighed in his heart! "Wow, this beauty's hands are so white, wow, this beauty's waist is so thin, she almost caught up with my wife! Wow, this beauty's murder weapon is so big! What an old saying! Tolerance is great! Shame! Wow...... This...... Belle...... it! What kind of beauty is this? Wrong! Is this female? ”
The person Situ Yi is holding has a pair of long legs, straight and round and slender, a water snake waist that can be grasped, and a pair of shame on his chest! Long flowing hair!
Sexy slender neck! A square face! Thick lips, and when he laughs, his teeth are still stained with the noon meal. Sexy beard, a red rosacea, and nose burrs pricking out of the nostrils! A pair of small squinted eyes. A pair of equally thick black eyebrows.
In short, except for the face, the rest of the place is full of figures and tones that make women jealous! And the face ......
Situ Yi only thought of the word "flower" that could be described!
So the question is, do you want a beautiful woman with a mediocre figure as a girlfriend, or a woman with a great body and a face like a flower?