Chapter 4 What kind of world is this?
Chapter 4 What kind of world is this?
Haitian didn't sleep all night.
His well-behaved, cute, sensible baby daughter didn't come home all night.
"Ah——! God, why! Why! What the hell is going on! He looked at the note left in his daughter's room and stroked her delicate handwriting.
I want to go out for a walk, please don't come to me.
- Haian
"Ahhh Daddy did something wrong! Haitian rolled on his daughter's bed, "That's right, it's all because of that stinky boy!" Everything for me is ruined! He pinched his daughter's quilt and said viciously. After that, I couldn't help but sniff the quilt with a faint body fragrance of my daughter.
The phone rang in the living room, and after a while, he reluctantly stood up.
"Hello?" Haitian answered the phone angrily.
"Oh, good morning, Haitian."
"Lao Huang? What are you looking for me? ”
"I forgot to tell you yesterday, your daughter said she was going to rent an apartment outside......"
Haitian stared blankly at the beautiful scenery outside the window, and the phone clicked and fell on the table.
"Hey, hey? ......”
Putting down the phone, for a long time, looking at the beautiful scenery outside the window, Principal Huang touched his little beard and laughed unkindly.
“...... That's it.,Because the above students failed the last written test.,Tomorrow will take time to make up the exam.,If not, you will have to make up for it on weekends and holidays.,You shouldn't have forgotten it.。 After the teacher on the podium finished speaking, he walked out of the classroom with the bell for the end of class.
"Damn!" Chen Hao hammered the desk hard, and he turned his head to look at his comrades in the make-up exam, "I said you, are you going to review!" ”
"Of course it's 'NO'!" One of the people next to him shrugged his shoulders as a matter of course.
"That's it! Is there any point in reviewing nowadays? ”
"That's right! Have fun tonight! Chen Hao heard a few people say this, and he also shouted with high momentum.
After school, he and his friends Lin and Xi were walking on the way home, and Chen Hao looked at Lin Hexi, who was a little lost: "What's wrong?" ”
"It's nothing, my stomach seems to be a little upset." He smiled, "I'm sorry, I can't play with you tonight." ”
"Don't push yourself." said goodbye at the fork in the road, and Chen Hao arrived home in a short time.
Open the game, and the other two are already online.
"Yo!" Chen Hao greeted them.
"Yo, what about Lin and Xi?" One person asked.
"He said he had an upset stomach and didn't come today."
"That's right."
"Wait!" Another suddenly said, "That's not what he said when I went to him!" What he told me was that he had a fever! ”
"Could it be...... What do you mean! Chen Hao was taken aback.
"This kid has a ghost!" The three of them uttered this sentence almost simultaneously.
Half an hour later, the three of them sat around Chen Hao's house with calm faces.
"Huang Shen, what do you think?" Chen Hao looked at the tallest guy among the three.
"Can't spare him!" Huang Shen shouted viciously, and the Coke jar in his hand was crumpled into a ball by him.
"Let's calm down first, I said you, why are you so immature, and you are still so excited. We're best friends, does he have to lie to us? Maybe it was just a slip of the tongue, or maybe you just happened to find out that you had a fever when you went back? Chen Hao smiled indifferently. Lin and Xi are still not clear? With a height of 1.6 meters, an ordinary face, sloppy habits, and a lazy schedule, what can be boring? Funny! Compared with Uncle Ben in the wind in Yushu, it is really a heaven and an underground!
"Quiet!" Wang Si on the other side made a silent gesture - he was on the phone.
The two understood what he meant, and pricked up their ears and watched silently.
"Toot-tot-" waited five minutes, and it was all the same. Wang Si's face became even more gloomy, and he pushed his black-framed glasses, "He doesn't answer." ”
"What is this stinky boy hiding from us!" Huang Shen looked at Chen Hao, "Chen Hao, do you know where Lin and Xi's house are?" Let's check it out! ”
Chen Hao was puzzled: "This is not very good, right? ”
"It's okay, we're just visiting him as friends." Wang Si said with a smile.
......
"Senior sister, I don't know much about this question." Lin and Xi took the exercises and asked a woman beside them.
"The words of this question ......" The woman leaned over and pointed, while Lin and Xi nodded with a smirk.
"Little bunny!" Huang Shen's forehead was bruised, if it wasn't for the two of them to stop him, he would have rushed upstairs to break into the door!
"Let's take a little more observation." Wang Si observed Lin and Xi on the fourth floor of the apartment outside the window through his second-order magic gaze eye, broadcasting the two of them live.
"What's 'Senior sister, I don't know much about this question', with a foolish smile on his face, it's really disgusting!" Huang Shen gritted his teeth and said, he looked at Chen Hao, who was silent, "Chen Hao, why don't you speak?" ”
"Traitor! Not only secretly studying behind our backs, but also hooking up with beautiful girls, unforgivable......" Chen Hao's voice was creepy, like a ghost whispering in the abyss. Both of them felt a very big resentment.
"We are the best brothers. We vowed never to betray the Order! Chen Hao's tone was impassioned, and he suddenly began his speech, "I, Chen Hao, will always share weal and woe with the brothers!" So! Lin and Xi's behavior is a serious violation of the league rules, which is a manifestation of contempt for discipline! He must not be spared! ”
"All obey orders." Chen Hao stood up from the park bench, "Charge!" Ravage to your heart's content! ”
"Oh——!" Huang Shen also screamed and followed, and the majesty even overshadowed the square dance aunts next door, causing them to despise for a while.
"Hey! Wait...... Alas. Wang Sijian was too late, so he could only sigh. Isn't it just a flirtatious girl, as for it?
I don't know who confidently vouched for Lin and Xi before.
"Stinky little ghost! If you want to be qualified alone, you don't count, you still want to have a girlfriend! It's a dream! Huang Shen said while listening to a faint voice at the door, "I said you plan to ......"
"Knock knock!" Chen Hao suddenly knocked on the door with his best smile.
"Lin and Xi! I've come to see you, open the door! His tone was so gentle that it blew into the room like a spring breeze, and pierced Lin Hexi's eardrums like a cold wind.
Lin and Xi looked in the direction of the door in disbelief. Damn, it's Chen Hao! This guy never comes to visit for a minor illness! Just come to my neighborhood? No! He should be playing games with Huang Shen, right...... Is it exposed!
He hurriedly opened his mobile phone to take a look, and was immediately startled by Wang Si's dozen phone calls! Could it be that the three of them are not outside the door now! Cold sweat dripped unconsciously, and Lin and Xi didn't dare to respond. Just pretend you're not at home! No, wait, even if it's over now, what should I do after that, I'm fooling them that they're not feeling well, is it really good that the patient isn't at home at night? Moreover, if they had already confirmed my condition, they would be admitting that they had ghosts......
"What's wrong? Your friends? The woman smiled.
"Ah, hahaha, yes, I'll go take a look." Lin and Xi scratched their heads and walked towards the door.
Looking at Chen Hao's kind smiling face, he swallowed his saliva and opened a little crack in the door: "What's the matter......"
Before he finished speaking, a big hand pressed down on the iron door, and even made a tooth-squeaking sound when he held it, and although Lin and Xi's entire bodies were pressed against it, Huang Shen pushed it away!
The door snapped open, and the sound of the two of them rubbing their hands and smiling "kindly" greeted them.
"Wait!" Lin and Xi pulled Huang Shen, who was pinching his neck, and struggled desperately, "I have something to say!" ”
"The evidence is conclusive, and the stolen goods are seized, what else do you have to say!" Chen Hao said with a calm face.
"Ahem, that's not the case, she's my hair! We are innocent. Lin and Xi said innocently.
"Bullshit!" Chen Hao was about to have a seizure.
"It's noisy, what's going on, Kobayashi?" The girl walked over, and her delicate face was endearing.
Lin and Xi were in a big mess, thinking about how to explain the origin of these two barbarians and dissociating themselves by the way, but what happened next surprised him.
"Hello this beautiful young lady, I'm Lin and Xi's best friend, Chen Hao! Can you leave me your v signal? Chen Hao didn't know when he was already standing dignified, and bowed in a chic manner, with an elegant and atmospheric smile on his face, "This is Huang Shen, my mutual friend with Lin and Xi, he heard that Lin and Xi were sick, he was really worried, and he actually knocked the door out of shape, alas! I'm not careful, I'm not here to pay a loss. ”
Oscar owes you a little golden man. Lin and Xi muttered in their hearts, but they were also relieved, at least he didn't plan to lose with him in front of his sister-in-law.
Chen Hao stepped forward and patted Lin Hexi's shoulder: "It's so good, I'm really proud of you to see that you are still studying so hard when you are [entangled by illness]!" Isn't it, [Kobayashi]-san? ”
Lin and Xi looked submissive and kept nodding.
"It turned out to be Xiaolin's friend, come in and sit down." The girl said with a smile. But she apparently ignored the V-letter thing.
What's going on with this hostess-like calm? Saying...... Why is this woman so familiar? Chen Hao thought so as to sit politely in the living room.
After taking the tea brought by the girl, Chen Hao looked at his watch: "It's not early, it's already eight o'clock, isn't Miss going home yet?" ”
"My family lives next door, thank you for your concern." The girl laughed
"Poof!" Chen Hao turned his head and sprayed hot tea on Huang Shen's face, Huang Shen was calm and motionless, but if he looked closely, he could see that the glass in his hand had a slight crack.
"Ahem, hahaha, this water is a little hot, I'm really embarrassed! We'll clean up! Chen Hao almost couldn't control his expression.
"It's okay, I'm too careless."
Embarrassed, he hurriedly changed the topic: "So you are also a student of the Academy of Magic?" ”
"My name is Shen Lin. Originally, I lived at home, but Kobayashi's living habits were too bad, so I moved here to take care of him. ”
Knowing the blow! The results are outstanding!
Chen Hao almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood, no wonder it was familiar, as soon as he heard the name, he immediately remembered that this product was the vice president of the student union!
"Classmate, you don't matter, right?" Shen Lin asked with concern. She was a little worried when she saw Chen Hao suddenly covering her heart.
"It's okay, little things. Don't worry. Chen Hao hurriedly shook his head, his reaction was a little too excited. He quickly changed the topic, "Anyway, the relationship between Senior Sister and Lin and Xi is really good." ”
"Hahaha, what's the matter. I've known each other since I was a child, and I just have some tacit understanding. Lin and Xi were sloppy.
Alas, what a flower stuck in cow dung. Chen Hao propped his head depressedly and couldn't help but sigh. What the is this?
......
"They're slow." Wang Si muttered to himself. Chen Hao, who has always been known for his drama, is so out of shape that it is really hard to imagine what happened. When I was bored, I was about to keep up, but unexpectedly, a chill came up.
He hurriedly looked back, and all he could see was a cleaner in overalls. No, it's not! Wang Si looked at him in horror, the moment this endless coercion approached, Wang Si actually spit it out directly!
If a strong coercion can scare away the birds in the tree, and a stronger coercion can make the bird shiver in the tree, then the coercion in front of you is the kind that can make the bird fall from the tree!
Wang Si saw him frowning at himself, and his heart suddenly cooled: "I'm sorry!" My lord, if I have any offense, please bear with me! ”
He walked over, grabbed Wang Si's collar, and looked unpleasant: "If you get something out yourself, you will clean it up by yourself." ”
"Yes!" Wang Si hurriedly responded, took the mop and bucket in the other party's hand, and cleaned up his vomit tremblingly.
"Hmph." He snorted coldly, "It's so leisurely, let's clean up the two parks in this community." Then he walked away.
"Alas, what kind of world is this......" Working hard, Wang Si shook his head and smiled bitterly.
……
"Why is the psychological quality of human beings so poor now?" The lord of the demon capital, who was wandering around, couldn't help but sigh with emotion, as soon as his handsome face appeared, he actually scared people so much that he had to vomit out of dinner, alas, don't you understand the realistic problem of not being better than yourself? The Lord of the Demon Capital shook his head, "Alas, what kind of world is this! ”