"Don't worry, let's take care of it first."

Jiang Hao took a sip of beer and took a bite of the skewers: "This meat skewer is quite fresh." Guzi, listen to what you said before, your cousin fell stupid twenty years ago, right? It's been more than 20 years since you were in school, and your cousin is at least in his thirties now. That girl was led by Ma Xiangu, and she suddenly came to your cousin's house, right? ”

Li Guzi also took a kebab and put it on the plate in front of him, and instead of eating meat, he drank a sip of wine, and then opened the conversation. "yes. My cousin said that he didn't want to cheat other girls, and he hadn't found a partner for his cousin for so many years. With his family's conditions, he can really find a daughter-in-law in the countryside. ”

It seems that this Northeast man is still used to talking with wine. As long as you take a sip of the bottle of wine, you can ensure that the table is full of buddies, and the enemy can hug his arms and touch a glass. Jiang Hao and Li Guzi chatted like this, Wu Xing next to him drank boiled water, and Lu Jia listened to the master chatting with people, while eating grilled mushrooms and roasted steamed buns.

"And how old is the girl?"

"It's more than twenty."

"Does the girl know the details?"

"I heard that she was also a normal girl, but she suddenly became stupid a few years ago."

"Just like your cousin, the day after tomorrow."

"Yes, the day after tomorrow."

"Ma Xiangu is out of Ma Xian'er?"

"Yes, out of the horse fairy, Hu Jiaxian."

"Well, I know, let's go to your cousin's house tomorrow." After speaking, he turned his head and glanced at Wu Xing: "No problem, Wu Dashen?" ”

Wu Xing didn't speak expressionlessly, and Jiang Hao acquiesced to him. As for Lu Jia, who came to make soy sauce, Jiang Hao directly skipped it and didn't ask.

The next day, Li Guzi drove three people to Longquan Town.

Longquan Town is the trade exchange center of the surrounding villages, with convenient transportation and convenient transportation to the city of Lihe in the province. Despite the fact that this town is still a large rural area, it is still bustling: the streets are full of cars, rows of five- and six-story buildings on both sides of the road, and several small shopping malls and farmers' markets in the center of the town are also bustling with people. Most of these people come from nearby villages to do business, and some come to shop.

Walking along the main street of Longquan Town to the end, Li Guzi parked the car outside a beautiful red brick wall courtyard on the side of the road, several people got out of the car, and saw the three-story small western-style building in the courtyard through the courtyard wall. On the window on the third floor, there is also a pair of big red happy characters. You don't have to guess to know that this must be Li Guzi's cousin's house.

Li Guzi knocked on the door a few times and shouted a few times: "Uncle, I'm Guzi, open the door!" ”

Soon there was a sound of footsteps in the door, and it was Li Guzi's cousin who opened the door, although the cousin was tall but a little fat, which made him look less robust but bloated; His eyes are bloodshot, which should be a bad rest recently. Uncle Cousin saw the bloodshot eyes of the four of them and instantly lit up: "Guzi is here, big guy, come into the house." ”

Li Guzi introduced Uncle Li: "This Mr. Jiang is a very famous master in Beijing, and these two behind him are also fellow practitioners. Li Guzi couldn't figure out the temperament of Lu Jia and Wu Xing, Lu Jia was okay to say that he was simple-hearted at first glance and had no experience in the rivers and lakes; But Wu Xing is difficult to say, this cold-faced god who is invisible, and the sky has nothing to do with me when the sky falls, maybe the masters are like this. So Li Guzi had to vaguely say that they were all fellow believers.

After entering the courtyard, Wu Xing had a cold face as usual, and the king of heaven and Lao Tzu came to the cold style of the bird; Lu Jia came to the countryside for the first time, looking around curiously with her eyes open; Jiang Hao is a self-acquaintance, and he got acquainted with Uncle Li Guzi's cousin in a few rounds of chatting, and he began to shout at the uncle, and he didn't know that he thought Jiang Hao was the nephew of the old man.

"Uncle, do you still have chickens?" Jiang Hao's little eyes swept back and forth in the yard.

Uncle Li (let's call Li Guzi's cousin for the time being) replied one by one: "Man Cang (that is, Li Guzi's cousin - Uncle Li's stupid son) loves chicken, one chicken a day. Now Mancang's daughter-in-law also loves to eat... Hey..."

Uncle Li talked about Li Mancang's eyes were still gentle, but when he talked about Mancang's daughter-in-law, his eyes were full of disgust. The eyes are the windows of the soul, people can lie, but the subconscious eyes will not lie, it seems that Uncle Li really doesn't like this Mancang daughter-in-law very much.

"Uncle, do you still have an old locust tree in this yard? This locust tree is old, right? Jiang Hao looked at people's eyes when he arrived, and did not continue the topic, pointing to a big locust tree under the west wing in the courtyard.

"That locust tree is a few years old, older than me, it was there when I was a child." Older people always like to recall the past, talking about his childhood, Uncle Li said that his grandfather, a big officer of the Kuomintang, went into battle to kill the enemy and cut down Japanese devils, it is said that he was majestic back then.

Jiang Hao responded with "Uh-huh...... while looking east and west, and entered the house with everyone.

Uncle Li heard Gu Zi say that these people were masters from Beijing, and he said that this time there was salvation in Mancang. Mancang's daughter-in-law, who always gets sick in the middle of the night and goes out to bite dead chickens and drink blood at every turn, is in this house, and looking at her every day is as frightened as seeing a ghost.

Uncle Li let Man Cang and his daughter-in-law live on the third floor, because there was a gate outside the first floor, and he was afraid that this stupid son and stupid daughter-in-law would go out one day and get lost and couldn't find their way home. So I locked them up on the third floor, and I didn't let them out if they had nothing to do on weekdays. When Wu Xing and Jiang Hao entered the house where Li Mancang lived, Li Mancang, who was a little obese because he ate too many chickens and lacked exercise, suddenly could speak: "Dad, who are they?" ”

Then he glanced at his daughter-in-law, who was sitting next to her, and asked, "Who is she?" How come I've never seen one? ”

Uncle Li was struck by lightning at that time, and the pestle was next to the door for a long time before he said a sentence: "Mancang, you... It's okay? ”

"What can I do? Dad, what's wrong with you, all of a sudden, asking me that? Li Mancang asked Uncle Li with a puzzled face, there was no trace of stupidity at all, and his thinking was quite clear.

Mancang's daughter-in-law lowered her head and wrung her fingers: "I am... Your daughter-in-law... Cuihua..."The daughter-in-law of Mancang was flushed, and she looked neither stupid nor crazy.

Uncle Li suspected that this was not his home.

The son who has been stupid for more than 20 years is suddenly not stupid. Not only is the stupid son not stupid, but even the stupid daughter-in-law's brain is enlightened.

It must be a dream.

Even if these three are Bodhisattvas from Beijing, they can't take effect so quickly, right?

"Mancang, think about it, is there anything wrong?" Uncle Li asked cautiously, while also observing Li Mancang's face.

"Dad, what's wrong with you today? What's wrong with me? And when did I get married? Why am I not impressed? ”

Li Mancang said and prepared to stand up from the bedside, "Dad, I'm hungry, when will I eat?" He just walked a few steps and said, "Dad, why do I feel so tired, it seems that I am tired from a dream." When did I get so fat? Li Mancang said and lowered his head to look at his belly, but his belly was very big, and his whole body was also very fat.

"Okay, let's have dinner together later. Tell Dad what you want to eat. The old man saw that his son was suddenly better, and he didn't know whether it was good or bad, but this son was really good, and he knew himself, and he was happy and tearful, "I'll tell your mother to kill a chicken for you." ”

"What are you doing with chickens?"

"Yes, don't kill chickens, don't kill chickens" The old man said two times in a row, he remembered, his son is fine, and the chickens are not eaten. It was great news, and I was about to go out to tell my wife and son that it was okay, but I turned around and remembered that there were still a few guests in the house. "It's a good day, so stay and eat together."