Humans are very snobbish animals, bullying the weak and fearing the hard. Fearing the gods, and at the same time making deals with the gods because of greed.

That's how people rely on themselves to be at the top of the biological chain and treat all other living beings as food.

But he never thought that one day when he returned to dust and dust, his corpse would also become food for other invisible creatures that died.

That person was miserable enough in his old age.

I had gallstones, psoriasis, and esophageal cancer. Do you know how painful esophageal cancer is? Not only did he vomit blood, but it also hurt so much that he couldn't eat a little bit of food. Later, the tumor was removed, and it was said that it was removed. As a result, it inexplicably shifted to the pancreas. The psoriasis was not only not cured, but it continued to spread, and finally the whole body ulcerated like rotten meat still in the garbage can in the summer, and the foul smell and pus were all holes, and the maggots in it crawled out and got into it.

His wife asked Ma Xian'er from the fox fairy hall to show her, and the fox said "There is too much karma to kill, and all living beings collect debts" and stopped care. Out of the horse Xian'er relayed the words of the fairy family as it was.

After this person dies, if he is retributed, he will go to hell. That man has a good wife, and he keeps begging the fairy family to cancel his debts. In the end, the fox was annoyed by the begging and gave a trick: according to the man's birthday, he burned a papier-mâché stand-in.

The man died last.

When the errand came, he was captured by his papier-mâché stand-in, who had stayed in the underworld for many years without being reincarnated, and the records in the book of life and death had thrown him to hell (it was his stand-in).

Then once I drank too much when I was chatting with a few ghosts, and I told me how powerful I was back then, and I could even lie to Yinji. As soon as the other ghosts heard about it, they quietly reported the case, and later these ghosts also mixed up and reported that they had merit and reincarnated into a good family.

The underworld found out that it was wrong, and this is an extremely shameless thing. Yin Si discussed this as soon as they could: women in this world are suffering, so let him be reincarnated as a woman with a blush face, and also give the sentient beings who died in his hands a chance to collect debts.

"It turns out that the reincarnation of a man may not necessarily continue to be a man." Lu Jia suddenly realized when he heard this.

"Silly child, the soul has no gender. Adults talk, children don't interrupt. Jiang Hao patted Lu Jia's head.

"Sooner or later, I'll be stupid by you." Lu Jia rubbed her hair and muttered quietly.

The fox was obedient and continued to tell the story.

When this man was reincarnated, he grew up, and he was the green flower in the village near Longquan Town. Seriously, although the cuihua who came with the life of "red face and blessing" is extremely good-looking, it is a pity that she is not smart when she is young, and in the words of the villagers, she is really blind to this good skin. She also cried a lot, always saying that someone had beaten her. Everyone whispered again: It seems that this girl is not only stupid but also crazy.

This girl is also a foodie, especially meat. Often regardless of whether the meat is cooked or not, they take it and eat it, sometimes they vomit after eating, and then continue to eat, and the villagers like to gossip about it, and they have speculated that this girl seems to be starving to death.

This girl is stupid, but when the matchmaker introduces the object, she won't say that she is so stupid, in fact, she can't hide her stupidity. The Li family didn't understand because Uncle Li's family didn't go out much on weekdays, and they didn't participate in those gossip discussions, so they didn't know the specific situation. Because of the discussion and discussion, eight times out of ten times it was to praise their own children, Uncle Li and his wife listened harshly, and after a long time, they did not go to the place where there were many people.

Coupled with the stupidity of his son, who has nothing to do to touch his head and deliberately run to him and say that there is a silly girl in the neighboring village who is the same as his son and is more than ten years younger? So the Li family naturally didn't know that the girl was also born stupid. Besides, even if you know it, what can you do? Although the girl is stupid, she looks handsome, and it is more than enough for his stupid son.

As for why Ma Xiangu became this matchmaker? Because Ma Xiangu received the money from the Cuihua family. Who is Ma Xiangu? The famous fairy girl in ten miles and eight villages is almost a word. She said that these two fools dare to say that they are not a good match? And according to the old man's idea of being the right person, although the Cuihua family is not as rich as the Li family, there is nothing wrong with a fool being a fool, right?

Once such an idea germinates, the more Cuihua's parents think about it, the more it makes sense. Although the son of the Li family is stupid, the old couple of the Li family are not bad, which means that the daughter has found a good family. Otherwise, when would it be a head at home?

Ma Xiangu did not refuse the money sent to the door. And the fox didn't stop it, because the master led him into the door and practiced as a person. The fox is only responsible for instructing her how to treat people, and the fox herself doesn't spend money, so what's the use of her asking for money? So the fox just practiced. Ma Xiangu helps others, she doesn't care; Ma Xiangu pits people, although she is not satisfied, but she doesn't care.

Because Ma Xiangu is losing his own merits, although he may indirectly implicate a fox, but after all, Ma Xiangu has worshiped the fox for many years, so the fox will turn a blind eye to Ma Xiangu's behavior.

After entering the Li family, Cuihua's "red face and blessing thin" life was fierce, and the snake fairy and fox fairy were all found. To use our human thinking, who doesn't have a descendant? Can you not get out of being beaten by your own baby? These creatures are waiting for her luck to collect her debts.

Creatures who have cultivated for many years have a far better sense of smell than humans, otherwise how could they live for so many years? When Jiang Hao and the others entered the courtyard, the fox immediately knew about it, and got down from Li Mancang and hid far away. Even those sentient beings knew about it and fled one after another.

But when Li Mancang was sober, he remembered that he had been rescued by the fox, so he had to protect the fox alive and dead.

"So the emerald flower is what you see."

"Uncle Eh, did you show the eight characters when Mancang got married?" Jiang Hao took out the fortune teller's gossip and asked curiously.

"Li Xiangu showed it, and said that these two children are just right and complementary." Uncle Li hates Li Xiangu now, good guy, this stupid daughter-in-law has come to pit our family for a long time.

"Tell me when the birthday of the green flower is, I'll see how good it is." When it comes to fortune-telling, Jiang Hao is in the spirit again.

Jiang Hao listened to Cuihua's birthday and pinched his finger a few times: "There is Mu Wang in the eight characters, and there is still a shortage of water; Can wood be good if it lacks water? Kim is her jealous god, and the more Kim she has, the more dangerous she is. It's just that this girl's jealousy is still very strong, and the jealousy is prosperous and fierce. This girl is really a "blushing face", she can't stand the wealth of the Li family. If it continues, this girl is in danger of her life. ”

Jiang Hao was talking to himself here, and Uncle Li panicked when he heard it. Although he doesn't want to see Cuihua, he doesn't want people to die in his own home.

"Master Jiang, what can I do about this?" Jiang Hao glanced at the fox and said to Uncle Li, "Ma Xiangu sent someone to your house, you can find Ma Xiangu to solve the disaster?" ”

Uncle Li was anxious when he heard this, and the immortal family worshiped by Ma Xiangu saw that Jiang Hao was honest and had no temper at all, but he didn't dare to count on Ma Xiangu anymore. But when he saw what Jiang Hao said, he instantly understood.

Uncle Li is also an old Jianghu who has been in the business for many years, and pulled Jiang Hao to a place where others can't hear: "Master Jiang, you take a step to speak." ”

"You are an acquaintance introduced by Gu Zi, and I have also seen the level, you are a person with great ability. I don't know how much it will cost you, so I'll tell you the price. Uncle Li asked in a low voice with a flattering expression on his face.