Chapter 217: Hold back your pee

Ruyi remembered those outrageous rumors, shivered, glanced at the angry Rufang, picked up a broom in the corner, and decided to be a quiet sweeping maid.

Maybe one day, it is not impossible to find a survival in the cracks.

What about the first-class maid, to put it bluntly, she is just a little maid after all, and life and death are all in the hands of the master.

One master is enough to give people a headache, and now she is a sad person with two masters, it is not an exaggeration to say that she is walking on thin ice, and she will fall into the hole if she is not careful, and she needs to take every step of the way.

Liu Yun and the others swayed on the street, patronizing several tea shops, and in the morning, their stomachs were full of tea, and when they walked, the tea in their stomachs swayed.

Brother Fang Dedi leaned against the wall and said: "Sister Yun, I can't hold it anymore, I can't drink it anymore, if I drink it again, I'm afraid I'm going to have tea when I say a word." ”

Liu Yun said with a smile: "I asked for it, I just let you wet your lips before, you are good, that guy, pour a cup of tea into his stomach, and I can't wait to chew and eat the tea residue." ”

Fang Dedi paused: "Do you have a grudge against me?" Who knew that a cup of tea in the capital would cost one or two or three dollars of silver, was that selling tea? What's the difference between robbing money and robbing money?

"You think I want to drink it, that thing is bitter, a glass is full of bitter taste, I don't feel sorry for the silver! As soon as the ass sits, the few taels of silver for white flowers were gone......"

She leaned against the wall with one hand, held her bulging belly with the other, and complained: "You too, you have to enter the expensive dead man's tea shop, according to me, the open-air teahouse on the street is not the same as the news, a penny of silver can solve the matter, it costs a dozen taels, and it costs a dozen taels, why don't you drink your own tea, I will drink double!" ”

"Hahaha..."Liu Yun burst out laughing, squatting on the ground and laughing uncontrollably, wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes, pointing at her and saying, "Did I break your mouth and pour it?" You can't stop it, you have to not even have a drop left in my teacup..."

Fang Dedi looked at the person who was laughing like a dog at his feet sadly, and said angrily: "Do you have tea left?" That's silver, the patriarch said, your own silver is not to be taken for nothing, are you so wasteful of silver? ”

She stomped her foot and said, "Hmph~ laugh..... Laughing ghost, I'm going to sue you when I go back today, you wait to be cut. ”

"Ouch~ No, no, stomp my feet, my stomach can't stand it, hurry up and find a place..... It's going to flow out......" Fang Dedi clamped his legs tightly, bent over and hugged his belly, his expression painful.

"Hahaha....." Liu Yun overflowed with a series of laughter, and helped her and said: "Hurry up, find a place, you can hold back, don't wet your dress on the street." ”

Xindao, call you a wealth fan, this is today, I can laugh for a year.

Fang Dedi held her hand and pinched it fiercely, so embarrassed that she was angry!!

Liu Yun sneered: "It's still hard, be careful to pee your pants." ”

Fang Dedi: "....."

I really don't dare to exert myself, and I can feel the urge to pee out with every step.

The two of them roared into the alley, looking around for a thatched house, but there was no one.

At this time, Brother Fang De's feet took root, and he stood at the end of the alley with his legs between his legs, and said with a red face: "Sister Yun, I can't walk, I will make a joke if I take another step......

Liu Yun pointed to the old family piled up at the end of the alley and said, "Solve it on the spot." ”

Fang Dedi blushed with shame, no matter how straightforward his temperament was, he ..... in the open air

On one side is the face of the yellow flower girl, and on the other side is the gushing urine, a dilemma!

Oh my God~ It's so hard to choose!!

Liu Yun bewitched the crowd and said, "What are you worried about? You think it's not just a matter of fleeing, it's a remote wilderness. ”

Fang Dedi snorted: "Self-deception, this is the capital, not a wilderness. ”

Liu Yun didn't care about himself and said: "It's up to you, don't cry your nose when you pee your pants!" ”

Brother Fang Dedi struggled a little, let go, and stepped to his old home in a few steps and said, "Sister Yun, help me pull a board to cover up." ”

"Okay."

Liu Yun brought two rotten boards to block the sides, and when he heard the commotion, he couldn't hide the smile on his face.

When it was over, Brother Fang was dressed and sighed comfortably.

The grinding goblin doesn't want to drink tea for the rest of his life!!

The two were about to walk out, not far away there were footsteps, the sound of arguments, the two looked at each other silently, tacitly retracted half of the foot at the same time, and quietly hid behind the house.

The footsteps stopped in front of the old home, and a delicate female voice sounded: "Brother Yang, you let go." If I were looked at like this, I wouldn't be able to tell if I had a hundred mouths. ”

The rough-voiced male voice roared: "I can't care so much, Ruoqin, you promised well, why did you suddenly change your mind?" Did your father force you? ”

The two people hiding behind the house saw through the gap that the people outside were a little puzzled.

The woman didn't know her, the man was impressed, a burly man, and he was trampled under his feet by the patriarch of his own family a few days ago......

Isn't he in Putang County? In just a few days, you have come to the capital again? Fate?!

Bai Ruoqin shook off his hand, turned her head, and said without crying: "No one forced me, I volunteered." ”

Yang Kunrong was full of disbelief: "I don't believe it, why do you want to help your father cover up, we grew up in an alley, I don't know what kind of person your father is, he hasn't treated you as a daughter since he was a child, for your brother's family, he sold you into Qufu without saying a word, and now he is greedy for a hundred taels of silver, and let the Qu family get you to be that kind of Laoshizi to marry the concubine." ”

Bai Ruoqin hung her head and was silent.

She was reluctant at first, it can be said that she was very resistant, and then after the mother-in-law enlightened, how to accompany the servants, enjoy the brocade clothes and food, have maids to serve, and her life is better, pregnant with a son and a half daughter, and it is not a dream to soar into the sky.

When I heard these words a lot, I went into my ears and into my heart.

The maids who worked together on errands, knowing that she had a beautiful difference, all looked up to her, and even some maids looked at her with jealousy and envy, and gradually their minds changed.

Yang Kunrong saw that she was always silent and didn't say a word, his heart couldn't help but panic, his words were no longer subtle, and he said bluntly: "Ruoqin, are you willing to be unable to raise your head for the rest of your life?" Would you rather be a concubine than be the wife I am marrying? ”

"I've inquired, the concubines of big families are not easy to be, not to mention that the concubine is the most inferior concubine, and the master is inconvenient, so he will be topped by the compensator, which is no different from the girl in the room...."

Bai Ruoqin raised her head and interrupted him angrily: "Brother Yang, don't persuade me, my father and mother gave birth to me, I can't abandon them, I have to fight for a future for my family, I have failed you, you forget me in this life, in the next life, we will continue to be born in a rich family, and I will only be your wife in the next life." ”

Yang Kunrong took half a step back when he heard this, and his face was like earth.