Chapter 845: Farce (I)

Emperor Naruhito is laughing, he is laughing wildly!

He laughed like that, laughing and laughing, laughing and laughing, as if he had heard the funniest joke of his life, and laughed for almost five minutesβ€”Mu Tang was impatient to hear it, and he was still laughing. No one interrupted him, everyone just watched. Shinonome Eiri looked like she was winning, smiled faintly, and showed rare patience.

Finally, Emperor Naruhito stopped smiling, his smile retracted, and was replaced by coldness and disdain, "You want me to abdicate?" After my abdication, who will be the emperor of this 'East Day Island'? You? ”

Dongyun Yingli said: "Naturally, it is the main palace. Besides this palace, is there anyone more qualified to be called a lonely widow than this palace? Emperor Naruhito said, "Why are you? Dongyun Yingli was dumbfounded and said, "Brother Huang, did my sister say so much before?" Naturally, it is based on this 'Three Holy Treasures' that symbolize the imperial power artifact! Isn't that enough? ”

Emperor Naruhito nodded and said, "Enough, of course it's enough......"

Dongyun Yingli said with a smile: "Then please ask the imperial brother to prepare an abdication edict, the palace has ordered someone to choose a good day and an auspicious day......"

Emperor Naruhito interrupted Dongyun Yingli: "My good sister, today is not April Fool's Day, but you came to make such a big joke with my brother, I have already laughed just now, it's funny, you also have a heart." Now that the joke is over, you stay and talk to me. Other idle people, etc., just retreat first, retreat. ”

Dongyun Yingli frowned slightly: "Brother Huang, do you think this palace is here to joke with you?" Just now, the main palace has been notified to the whole country, and now people all over the world already know that I, Dongyun Yingli, have collected the 'Three Holy Treasures', and I am the person who belongs to the destiny of 'Dongri Island', and I am the only person who has been granted imperial power by God on 'Dongri Island'! Brother Huang, let you issue the edict of abdication, it is the palace to read it to our brothers and sisters, so that you can retire with dignity. Sister's kindness, you shouldn't appreciate it, right? ”

Emperor Naruhito looked surprised, "You also notified the whole country?" Yingli, you're just messing around, it's just joking with the royal brother, why are you still making such a big joke? You are here to apologize to the people of the whole country. Zhuqing, you are really, why don't you stop Princess Yingli, and let her mess around, what should you be guilty of? ”

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The small court officials who came with Dongyun Yingli were silent, clubbing like wood, and did not kneel to apologize.

Dongyun Yingli shook her head and sighed, "Imperial brother, this palace knows that it is difficult for you to accept this result, but you still accept the reality, right?" "Hand move," the abdication edict and the Zen edict are ready, and the imperial brother is also asked to cover the jade seal. ”

Sanada Kosuke placed the two edicts in front of Emperor Naruhito.

Emperor Naruhito glanced at the two edicts in front of him and said, "Even the edicts are ready." Yingli, you still make a full set of jokes. ”

Dongyun Yingli was already impatient, "Brother Huang, this palace is not joking with you!" ”

"Didn't you?" Emperor Naruhito shook his big sleeves and said, "That's strange, since you didn't watch the joke, why did you take out three fake 'Supreme Treasures'?" ”

Fake!?

These two words immediately caused an uproar among the officials of the small court.

These officials never thought that Shinonome Eiri would take the fake "Supreme Treasure" seriously, and then declare their absolute sovereignty over the "Dongri Island" to the world - this thing is so stupid that no one with a brain can do this! But now that Emperor Naruhito said this, they couldn't help but think about it in that wayβ€”could it be that the "Three Holy Treasures" were really fake?

They all looked at the three "treasures".

Dongyun Yingli's face sank, and the gouache on her face seemed to be about to fall off, "Brother Huang, are you joking?" ”

Emperor Naruhito said, "Yingli, you are joking with me. If you're really joking, I'm just playing for you, and I'm not going to blame you. This joke is over. But if you're not joking with me......"

Dongyun Yingli snorted and said, "This is your method of trying to turn the situation around?" Brother Huang, your time has passed...... No, or rather, this era has never been yours. Stop struggling and give up. Hongu can assure you that you will be able to enjoy your old age comfortably and with peace of mind. ”

Emperor Naruhito sighed and said, "Eiri, how I hope this is all just a joke. I've given you a chance. Why don't you get sure? The struggle for power has always been a man's business. You're a woman, why do you have to get involved? ”

With a wave of her sleeves, she was too lazy to talk nonsense with Emperor Naruhito, "Brother Huang, please cover the jade seal." ”

Emperor Naruhito said, "Muqing, you've watched the play for so long, shouldn't you come out to meet people?" The tone of this sentence is quite dissatisfied.

"I'll go, I'm watching the play, what are you pulling me out for?" Muttering, Mu Tang walked out, grinning with a smile on his face, ignoring the discoloration of some people, "Hi, hello." Have you had lunch? ”

For the first time since entering the main hall, Shinonome Yingli became excited: "Why are you still alive?" ”

Mu Tang pretended to be stupid and said, "Yes, why am I still alive?" It's simple, because I'm still young. Am I going to die at such a young age? ”

Shinonome Eiri turned her head violently and looked at Kosuke Sanada.

Sanada Kosuke said, "Your Majesty, I did decapitate him and kill him, and put his head in front of you. ”

Mu Tang said: "Oh, you said head, in fact, I have a special ability, even if I don't have a head, I will grow a new one." Hee-hee-hee. I'm sorry, I'm still alive and I've let you down. ”

Emperor Naruhito said, "Mu Qing, the 'Three Holy Treasures' were retrieved by you through great hardship. You say, is the 'treasure' in Princess Yingli's hand real or fake? ”

Mu Tang said: "Of course it's fake! ”

Eiri Shinonome couldn't calm down anymore, "Nonsense! Sanada Kosuke, this palace orders you to get rid of that Kyushu spy immediately! ”

Okay, as soon as you come up, you will put a hat on me as a "Kyushu spy", so that the credibility of our words will be greatly reduced, and no one will believe that the "Three Holy Treasures" are fake.

Sanada Kosuke naturally obeyed the words of Shinonome Eiri, and was about to make a move, but he heard Emperor Naruhito shout angrily: "Bold! Eiri Shinonome, where do you think this is? ”

With a roar from Emperor Naruhito, Sanada Kosuke was crushed to the ground by an invisible force, unable to move.

Dongyun Yingli was startled, and then shouted: "Two adults, this is a battle for the throne between this palace and the imperial brother, and please don't interfere with the two adults." If the main palace ascends to the great treasure, you will definitely not forget the kindness of the two adults. "I can't help but be afraid, the two "Yasheng" shot, how can she have a chance of winning?

Emperor Naruhito said: "Dongyun Yingli, with the fake 'Three Saints Supreme Treasure', you are still delusional to usurp the throne, you are simply bold and arrogant. I miss the love between our brothers and sisters, and I can't bear to brew the tragedy of the same room, and now I will give you one last chance, kneel down and apologize, and I can take it lightly. ”

Eiri Shinonome screamed, "Nonsense! You are talking nonsense! The 'Three Holy Treasures' in the hands of this palace are real! You idiots, do you want to listen to the nonsense of a Kyushu person? Have you forgotten that he is a native of Kyushu, and he is the prime minister who poisoned my 'Daito Day'. Can you believe his words? ”

The officials looked at each other, and many of them were still nodding.

But at this time......

"Look, 'Arcana'......"

As this exclamation sounded, everyone looked at the "Three Holy Treasures", only to see that two of the "Treasures", the Sunrise Sword and the Divine Wind Fire Fan, melted as if ice was in heat!?

"Really...... Fake ......"

"Liar, huh? How could it be ......"

"This is terrible, this is really terrible!"

Dongyun Yingli only felt as if she had been hit by five thunderbolts, her brain was blank for a while, and she couldn't even stand steadily, "It's impossible...... How is this possible...... how can 'Arcana' be fake......"

Mu Tang said with a smile: "In order to prevent someone from coveting the 'Treasure', and I can't defeat it, I prepared two fake 'Treasures' early, which are almost real." I didn't expect it to be used. Princess, I really didn't expect that you would be the one who snatched the fake 'Arcana' from me. Alas......" At this time, he really wanted to say, "Your circle is really messy", and then said, "Everyone, the real 'supreme treasure' has been handed over to His Majesty the Emperor by me!" It's true, it's true. I took it from the 'Seisha Shrine' and the 'Honnoji Temple' with great difficulty, and if you don't believe it, you can go to them for verification, it will definitely not be fake. Therefore, only His Majesty Emperor Naruhito is the true destiny of 'Higashihijima'! He is the one who has truly collected the 'Three Holy Treasures'! So, what are you waiting for? Don't hesitate to kowtow to His Majesty the Emperor and apologize. ”

Of course, Mu Tang said this deliberately, in order to draw the fire to Emperor Naruhito and push this farce to a higher level. Tide......

At this moment, a group of "Hulala" people jumped in from outside, all wearing black suits and black leather shoes, and the person at the head was none other than the new prime minister of "Dongri Island".

"What do you want to do?" As soon as the prime minister rushed in, he shouted violently, "Isn't your life too comfortable?" You think you can do whatever you want, don't you? Shinonome Yingri, you are so bold, you dare to hold a press conference without authorization, and dare to pretend to be the empress? What do you want? Do you want to rebel!? ”

The war on the front line is advancing vigorously, and everything is developing in a good direction, but at this time, a member of the royal family jumped out, held a press conference with great fanfare, invited a bunch of foreign reporters, and announced to the world the sovereignty of "Dongri Island" with the "Three Holy Treasures." Now the international political public opinion outside has completely exploded, and the telephone calls of the "cabinet government" have also been blown up, and at the same time, the originally silent "Emperor's Party" has all come out to make trouble, and some people who have seen the news have also spread their word everywhere. At present, the political arena of "Dongri Island" can be described as a mess, thanks to the timely operation, and this chaos has not affected the "military" for the time being, otherwise the front-line army will be disheartened, how can this battle be fought? However, it is foreseeable that the "military" will be affected, and it is necessary to act as soon as possible to minimize the adverse effects.

So the prime minister came in a hurry this time to start a fire and put out the fire!