Qinglou Jun Shen scumbag looked me up and down: "Why did you make yourself like this?" ”

I walked up to him and patted his clothes, and suddenly the ashes came out, and Shen Scum, who was far away from me when he landed, it was really no wonder that I was caught by the bandits and escaped from the mountains.

Shen Dazha was disgusted, and at the same time ordered his subordinates to arrange for us to wash, and then went out. I shouted behind me: "Remember that I still buy men's clothes, this Ye girl is women's clothes, and I don't have any money." Shen scum's figure shook when he went out.

Lying in the big pool, I thought about how to talk to Shen Slag about Yangliu later, and whether this Shen Slag would do something harmful to God and reason next, I must not help the abuse anymore.

Although Shen Slag is a little scum, but the basic behavior is not bad, knowing that we have no money to eat, and invited us to eat first, after eating and drinking, Shen Slag sat on the side: "How about you help me draw a picture album?" ”

I glanced at him: "This time it's not to paint the "Flying Goddess", and then dedicate the beauty in the painting to which powerful person, right?" ”

Shen scumbag smiled, opened the fan and fanned it: "Yang Liu actually told you?" ”

"Shall we discuss it? You lowered the ransom of Yang Liu a little, and I will redeem her. ”

"You?" Shen scumbag pointed at me, "You're not a real man, what are you doing to redeem her?" ”

I squinted and raised my chin: "I like women, okay?" ”

This time it was Shen Scum's turn to be surprised: "What are you kidding?" How can a woman like a woman? ”

It seems that there is no concept of Lala in this era, very good, it is necessary to popularize it for you: "You men have a dragon yang fetish, and broken sleeves show that men and men love each other, but women can't do it?" According to research, there are no women who are simply heterosexual, oh, that is, they like men, and most of them are homosexual, that is, they like women, or bisexual, that is, both men and women like it. Besides, do I want to covet her beauty for the willow tree? Can't it be sympathy? This was the conclusion of a research institute in the United States at the time, and when I knew it, I reflected on whether I really had homosexual tendencies.

Shen scumbag was stunned by my theory at first, but then he suddenly laughed: "Sympathy, there are thousands of ** in this world, can you sympathize?" ”

"I don't know, but since she asked me for help, I must do my best, and a woman of her caliber should not be a man's pet."

Shen Scumbag just smiled coldly: "I didn't cultivate her to do good deeds, do you think that if she doesn't have that dancing skill, what is the difference between her and ordinary prostitutes, maybe she will sell her skin early, which round will she ask you for help now?" If you really have the heart, you should go and see the prostitutes who sell their skins, they are not as good as willows. ”

Although Shen scumbag's words are ugly, I have to admit that what he said has a little bit of truth, there are thousands of women in this world who have lost their footing, like Yang Liu, even if they are given away as gifts, at least they will not worry about the future, and only a small part of more prostitutes will be able to be good in the future, and I don't know more, it may be living on the streets, or it may be a variety of gynecological diseases and dying early, it seems that no one will pay too much attention to this group of women.

I may be able to save a willow who is unwilling to become a pet, but I am powerless in more and more suffering.

"You're right, but I still have to save her, at least she dares to fight against fate, can't you really lower her ransom?"

Shen Slag stood up and waved his sleeves: "Stupid, you yourself ...... at the time" Shen Slag hesitated for a moment, and then said: "You yourself are difficult to protect, you haven't said it yet, how could it be like that, I remember that you were a guest in the Kaifeng Zhang's Mansion and were kicked out?" ”

I was driven out, and I escaped by myself. So I briefly talked about the whole process, and sure enough, Shen scumbag laughed without any sympathy, and said after laughing: "Humanity is the most poisonous woman's heart, if this is the case, I don't know who will marry you in the future, then you have to be very careful, don't be poisoned by you quietly!" ”

I glared at him: "Hey, the matter of Yang Liu really can't be discussed?" ”

Shen scumbag squinted at me, and suddenly sat upright: "Do you really want to save her so much?" Or do you remember something? ”

"Does my background have anything to do with willow?"

Shen scumbag sighed: "Forget it, you can pretend to be stupid, in fact, it's not impossible to discuss, it's just that you have to redraw a "Goddess Flying Map" for another woman and draw the willow down." ”

"Isn't that the same? Do you have to trade women? ”

Shen scumbag sneered: "Everything has a price." It is estimated that I was emotionally disappointed: "Yang Liu is unwilling, but that woman has wanted to contact high-ranking officials and nobles all her life, and she must be very happy to give her the opportunity, everyone has their own ambitions." ”

"That's just as well. When will you draw it? ”

Shen Slag thought for a while: "This is not in a hurry, I will paint it again when I get to the capital." Now you need to help me draw a copy of the Beauty Book first. ”

"The Book of Beauty? All kinds of beauties? ”

Shen Slag returned to his graceful appearance, opened the fan and fanned it, and sold Guanzi: "Do you know that Lanling doesn't laugh?" ”

I was drinking tea and suddenly sprayed.,Lanling doesn't laugh at this is really familiar.,I watched a puppet anime - Thunderbolt puppet play.,There's a character in it who specializes in writing **** called Lanling doesn't laugh.,This one is legendary.,First it's a man.,Later, practicing a martial arts became a woman.,It's not "Sunflower Treasure Book.,There are no steps from the palace.,Later, I flirted with all kinds of beautiful men in it.,I'm very envious of what I watched.。

After Miss Ye helped me dry the corners of my mouth, I couldn't help but laugh and said, "This Lanling doesn't laugh and doesn't write ****, right?" ”

****** Shen scumbag frowned.

"Oh, that's what you call a Y novel."

Shen slag showed a look at the people in the same way: "So you know!" ”

"Oh, I'll go, isn't it, it turns out that in ancient times, in addition to Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng, there were also Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng, and they all wrote small H books."

Shen scumbag blinked: "Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng was a pen name before, and then I felt that I couldn't show my character, so I changed a word to Lanling not Xiaosheng, you even know this?" ”

I already feel that the sky is thundering, I have really seen this trip, the ancients really know how to play, more than the city and the countryside can play!

But then again,I really haven't seen what this ancient little H book is.,The books I read are basically talented and beautiful people to meet.,Hold a small hand.,Kiss a little mouth on the next day.,There's no description of any tape getting wider.,Uh-huh, don't even think about it.,It's like our time,When the network management was relatively loose,It's a matter of minutes to find a little H book with a little H book.,Not to mention the love film of D country with a real demonstration.。

What would this ancient little yellow book look like? Seriously, I haven't really watched "Golden PM", but it's good to be able to take a look at the similar version in ancient times, and see if ruler D is as big as what we modern people write?

"What are you telling me about Little H books? What, you're going to introduce it to me? ”

Shen scumbag took a sip of water and nodded: "I really didn't misunderstand you, you are really completely different from ordinary women, if other women talk to her about Lanling not smiling, either I really don't know, or pretend not to know, and later explained what Lanling doesn't laugh at, either blushing and running away, or spitting to show shame, you take the initiative to read those books, tsk." ”

That's because you don't know what kind of sludge my sister was rolling in the mud back then, and when it comes to theoretical knowledge, there are jokes, and the cliff dumps you ancients a few Pacific Oceans.