Chapter 76: Give Me a Seal?

Situ Yi breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately he didn't become Sun Wukong.

After Zixia finished stamping, she leaned close to her head triumphantly, but her beautiful face said domineering remarks: "From now on, you will be my person!" If someone bullies you in the future, report my name! From today on, my name is ...... Called......"

A few black lines appeared on Situ Yi's face, and he looked at Zixia helplessly, wanting to change his name to escape the sight of Heavenly Court, but he didn't think about it, he was really cute.

"Pansi Daxian?" Situ Yi cautiously said the name she would have encountered.

"That's right! It's Pansi Daxian! Zixia's eyes lit up, and she said arrogantly: "I've already thought about it, who would have thought that you could actually go with me, worthy of being my person!" Hum! ”

Seeing Situ Yi's action of opening his mouth, Zixia Su waved his hand: "Okay, this great immortal is going to sleep, now you, as a servant, hurry up and prepare bath water for this great immortal!" Before going to bed, Ben Daxian should take a good bath and go to the dust on his body! ”

Situ Yi looked at the three moles on his chest, looked at Zixia in front of him, and smiled, "Since she wants to play, then let's play with her." ”

"Yes, my esteemed fairy. Bath water does not need to be prepared, there is a ready-made one in this house. ”

Next, Situ Yi took Zixia to get to know the modern bathroom, and Zixia was stunned.

"It's a bathtub, you can lie in it and soak in the bath......"

"This is the ...... of the sprinkler"

"This is the toilet ......"

"It's a shower gel ......"

"This is shampoo......"

After introducing an application, it is already the tip of the moon.

"This ...... Is it so convenient! It's amazing! Zixia looked at everything in the bathroom with a shocked face. Isn't it a shame to suddenly feel so surprised that you are the "master"? hurriedly pretended that he had already known, but cooperated with Situ Yi's appearance.

"Well, I already knew what you said, just to give you a little face! Go down, I'm going to bathe! ”

Situ Yi looked at Zixia amusedly, nodded with a smile, and retreated. As for voyeurism or anything, he didn't do that. It's just that he thinks so, but Zixia is not at ease.

showed a small head at the door of the bathroom, and said to Situ Yi seriously and seriously: "Also, you are not allowed to approach this ......."

"Bathroom." Situ Yi kindly reminded.

"Yes, you are not allowed to come within ten meters of this bathroom!" After finishing speaking, Zixia slammed the door tightly shut.

With a chuckle, Situ Yi came to the living room, sat at the stone table, and made himself a pot of kung fu tea.

Time goes back to last night.

Sun Wukong smashed down on Guanyin with a stick with the momentum of Wanjun, but Guanyin stretched out his jade hand unhurriedly and shook it towards Sun Wukong.

Guanyin grabbed Sun Wukong and pinched it directly! squeaked Sun Wukong.

Squeak squeak ~~~

Although Sun Wukong will die this time, temporarily Guanyin does not want to kill Sun Wukong, because there is still a Tang monk who has not yet entered the pit! As long as he weighs one weight, Sun Wukong will inevitably be pinched to death by Guanyin! But Guanyin let go of his hand and let Sun Wukong escape from the palm of his hand.

"Why do you want to take me too? Do you think you are the Buddha? After speaking, he once again held the stick and walked towards Guanyin.

"Don't fight, don't fight. Sister Guanyin, please let Wukong go, don't hurt him. No matter what, Tang Seng at this time sincerely wanted Sun Wukong and Guanyin to stop.

But Guanyin and Sun Wukong, who were present, ignored Tang Seng.

I saw Guanyin's palm flip, took out the willow branch from the jade bottle, and waved it towards Sun Wukong, and suddenly a leaf fell on the willow branch and flew towards Sun Wukong.

The leaves are getting bigger and bigger, and when they encounter Sun Wukong, they are already the size of a car. Turning around Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong was immediately trapped in the leaves.

Guanyin was originally a distraction from the Journey to the West plane, and how could Sun Wukong, who was in the Journey to the West, be her opponent! I saw that as soon as Guanyin's hand was raised, he was about to accept Sun Wukong and kill him on the spot!

"Today I'm going to do the right thing for heaven!"

"Sister Guanyin, Sister Guanyin, be merciful! Let's ask who is not at fault, he is finally my apprentice, the apprentice is wrong, I, the master, also have the responsibility, ask Sister Guanyin to let him live! ”

Seeing that Tang Seng began to take the bait, the corners of Guanyin's mouth rose slightly: "If I don't destroy him, I can't explain to the Jade Emperor!" ”

If Situ Yi was here, he was afraid that he would laugh, a person from Buddhism, actually said that he wanted to explain to the Jade Emperor? Could it be that the Buddhism to which Rulai belongs is Taoist? Isn't it to explain to Rulai? Or does Rulai have the intention of sitting on the throne of the Jade Emperor?

But Tang Seng doesn't understand, in his opinion, all the Buddhas in the sky and the immortals and gods in the sky are all one family! They all hope that he will travel west to learn from the scriptures! As soon as he heard that Sun Wukong was released, Guanyin would be embarrassed in front of the Jade Emperor, and he suddenly had a plan.

"I won't embarrass you. Please Sister Guanyin tell the Jade Emperor that the poor monk is willing to pay for his life! As the saying goes, I don't go to hell. Whoever goes to hell, please be considerate, sister, I am doing this just to recognize and influence the bad people, so as to match the fearless spirit of my Buddha's compassion! ”

After speaking, Tang Seng sat down slowly, held the nine-ring tin staff with both hands, and threw it up vigorously! His eyes were closed, and he breathed the Buddha's name in his mouth.

"Nan~None~A~Mi~Buddha~"

After watching Tang Seng cut himself off, although Guanyin felt that the plan was going smoothly, he inevitably felt sad in his heart. Since Tang Seng was born, until she embarked on the road to the west, she has seen it in her eyes, just like watching her own children grow up.

"Amitabha! Wonderful! Wonderful! ”

"Why do I have a feeling that Tang Seng is gone?" Guanyin took the jade bottle containing Sun Wukong, turned around and left here, returning to the Great Lei Yin Temple. It's just that there is a sense of absurdity in my heart. It seems that Tang Seng will never come back after his death!

For Sun Wukong, Guanyin planned to temporarily suppress it in the jade net bottle first.

Time comes back to the present.

After Zixia took a bath, night had fallen, and the night sky was full of stars. Situ Yi personally cooked a table of good dishes and was waiting for Zixia.

Looking at Zixia like a hibiscus out of the water, Rao is a beautiful woman who Situ Yi has seen many of the best beauties in Zhong Tiandi through the heavens, and he was also stunned.

Zixia pulled her hair, and when she saw the dishes on the table, her eyes lit up, and she didn't care about her still wet hair, she rushed straight to the table, and said with a smile on the corner of her mouth: "Not bad!" Knowing that the owner was hungry, he specially prepared to eat. Not bad. ”

After speaking, regardless of Situ Yi's reaction, he picked up the chopsticks and put a dish in his mouth. Situ Yi shook his head, and also picked up chopsticks and ate dinner with Zixia.

While Situ Yi and Zixia were having dinner, not far from the villa, two monsters were approaching.

One with a toad head and one with a peacock head.

"Cousin, is that thing you heard reliable?"

"It's true! Now the whole Three Realms is spreading! Absolutely! Otherwise, she is a little fairy, and she can't afford to deceive the punishment of the Three Realms! ”