"Shhhh It hurts! ”

Lu Yu grinned and looked at the rows of red marks on his thighs, and couldn't help but take another breath, why do you want to say it again? Because the rows of red marks that looked like strawberries had been planted were all pinched by himself.

Lu Yu has no masochistic tendencies, let alone a hobby of shaking.

The reason why he hurt himself so much today, causing him to pinch himself more than ten times in half an hour, is entirely because the scene that is happening in front of him really subverts the life values that he has lived for 30 years.

"Okay, Wu Lili's 100-meter sprint score is 9.32 seconds, an improvement of 0.1 seconds from the last time, come on, according to this progress, you will definitely be able to run into the 9-second passing line in the college entrance examination, okay, the next one, Zhang Dashan."

On the playground of Qingyang No. 2 Middle School under the bright sunshine, Lu Yu looked at the extremely nonsense scene in front of him with a confused expression, he knew all these people around, although in his memory, some people's faces have gradually blurred, but now after more than ten years, they are so familiar and clear.

The middle-aged man in front of him, wearing a copycat version of the Bull jersey and holding a stopwatch in his hand, is called Wu Gang, and the name is the same as the one who cut down the tree in front of the Guanghan Palace.

Wu Gang was Lu Yu's physical education teacher in high school. He looks dark and strong, he is very good, he loves to talk and laugh, and his classmates like his classes, but unfortunately I haven't seen him much since my third year of high school.

Although Wu Gang is very good, Lu Yu now has the urge to kick him to the moon to cut down trees, Wu Lili ran 9.32 seconds in 100 meters? How is this possible? This is no longer talking nonsense with his eyes open, this is blindness, or rather, Wu Gang is provoking everyone's IQ?

Wu Lili is very familiar to Lu Yu, because the two live in a community, classmates in high school for 3 years, and junior high school is also a school, and they often go to and from school together at that time. can barely be regarded as childhood sweethearts who grew up together, just her? With a height of 160 and a weight of 160, she is 9.32 meters per 100 meters? The 100-meter ran for 9.91 seconds, and Su Bingtian, who is known as the fastest man in Asia, was about to explode, uh, no, Lao Su didn't seem to be dead.

"Okay, Zhang Dashan's 100-meter record is 8.17 seconds, Zhang Dashan, your last record was 8.12, why is it 0.05 slower this time? Did you go to an Internet café to play games again and didn't exercise? Let me tell you, the road of martial arts, if you don't advance, you will retreat, if you continue like this, do you want to go to a better university in the college entrance examination? ”

As soon as Zhang Dashan heard the teacher's words, he hurriedly explained with a flushed face: "No, teacher, listen to me, I didn't go to the Internet café, I have been exercising strength and endurance recently, although my speed is expected to reach the passing line, but strength and endurance are a shortcoming, I have been exercising recently, and I have neglected my speed, so I..."

Nima's, negligent is still almost 100 meters 8 seconds, if you are not negligent, you still don't go to the sky? Zhang Dashan, thin and small, less than 1.7 meters tall, Lu Yu's high school tablemate, the two have been together for two years, what is he Lu Yu can not know? Even if he runs on five legs together, he can't run at this speed.

And this Wu Gang, is it that I have read too many online novels, and I am still 'on the road of martial arts, if you don't advance, you will retreat. 'You really want to go to heaven to cultivate immortals, what is this so much and what?' Lu Yu looked at the scene in front of him, and he really didn't know what to say? Is it that everyone has a collective convulsion?

I saw Wu Gang nodding matter-of-factly, "Well, your strength is indeed a little worse, but you can't blindly exercise your strength, you must pay attention to balanced development, otherwise it is easy to collapse your body, okay, you go back, next..."

"Li Xu, 8.11..."

Wang Zhihai, 8, 02.

...

Looking at the inhuman similar records, Lu Yu was stunned round and round, what is wrong with me? Dream? But looking down at the red strawberry on his leg, the tingling pain clearly reminded him that this extremely nonsense scene in front of him may be true.

1 hour ago, Lu Yu was woken up by Zhang Dashan at the same table, and found that he seemed to have returned to the classroom of his high school days, and secretly pinched himself a few times in disbelief.

Reborn from a 30-year-old old dick to an 18-year-old little fresh meat dick. Lu Yu, who realized that he was reborn, was so excited that he almost burst his blood vessels on the spot.

What does it mean to be born again? As a dick silk in the new era of 'otaku five poisons', it couldn't be clearer, money, countless money, beauties, countless beauties, tits... Ahem, ahem.

In short, reborn, everything can be done again, take the lead, and it is no longer a dream to really go to the peak of life, it can be said that from this moment on, Brother Yu and I are the hero of urban novels in online texts.

However, before Lu Yu could recover from his excitement and experience the joy of being the leading actor, he was kicked from the city to the martial arts classification by reality. Because Zhang Dashan told him that he was going to take a martial arts class, he picked up Lu Yu, who was still confused, and ran out.

At the beginning, Lu Yu thought that everyone was playing nonsense, and said that the physical education class was a martial arts class, but the 100-meter result of the classmates in front of him made him can't help but doubt, didn't he have a physical education class when he was in high school? It's a martial arts class? But why don't I have any impression at all? Reborn and even changed your brain?

Lu Yu wondered if he had changed his brain when he was reborn, and the physical education teacher in front of him told everyone to rest in place for 10 minutes. Seeing that everyone was sitting together in twos and threes to rest and chat, Lu Yu also found a place to sit down, intending to find an answer.

"Come on, come on, I'll show you a new skill." Fan Xiaojuan's voice attracted everyone's attention.

For Fan Xiaojuan, Lu Yu is no stranger, their high school class president, is a big man, informal, often calls male classmates brothers, tells colorful jokes, can scare male classmates away.

Seeing that everyone's attention was focused on her, Fan Xiaojuan smiled proudly, picked up a brick on the ground casually, tossed it with her hand, and smashed it on her head with a 'bang', and the brick was shattered.

However, Fan Xiaojuan didn't have anything to do, casually cleaned the dust on her head, and proudly waited for the surprise and praise of her classmates.

"Wow, the squad leader is amazing."

"The squad leader deserves to be the squad leader, 666."

"Squad leader, are you doing this iron-headed work?"

Lu Yu was completely blindfolded, and before he came out of the previous circle, he fell into this circle again, and at this moment, he finally knew what the words 'doubting life' meant.