1, Chapter 1 Disaster Flew Out of the Sky, and the Grim Reaper's Mistake Killed Death
"Atmosphere, atmosphere, do you understand? It's the kind that looks big and makes people feel rich at first glance, you know? The client licked his stomach and explained to me what he meant with a constipated face, and I glanced at the boss, who gave me a helpless look. The kind of boss who maintains employees in the news is really someone else's family.
The customer continued to howl: "Ethereal, didn't I say you, what are you painting, so stingy, it doesn't fit my financial resources at all, money is not a problem, I must show my atmosphere, do you know?" While speaking, the customer also patted his fat bear paw on my shoulder, and I suddenly felt guilty, and said in my heart: "Big you mei, big you!" But I had to pretend to be a smiling face of my grandson carefully, and said: "I know, Chairman Yuan, I will draw well until you are satisfied." ”
The boss didn't pretend to be dumb at this time, he came out to play a round, I got angry when I saw his old bao, and gave me the most difficult customer to deal with, and said that it was to sharpen me, but in fact, it was to see that I had a good temper, and I wanted to put others aside, and I had already quarreled with the nouveau riche.
returned to his seat, and at the same time sat down on my table lively: "What, I was brushed by that Yuan (bao) Dong (fa) thing (hu) again?" ”
"yes, I really don't understand, where does this one get so much confidence? You said that you were originally a peasant, and suddenly there was an outbreak, and you had money, okay, you want to autobiography, yes, you have to catch up with fashion, come to something chic, OK, some illustrations in the autobiography, no problem, the key is the little in the village, I have to draw it like the founding ceremony, and I have been emphasizing, "I coughed, learned the tone of the nouveau riche, and said with a local accent: "To be generous, magnanimous, to look like I am very rich, God, save me!" ”
My colleague was amused by me: "I always thought you had a good temper, as if you have started to have endocrine disorders since you took this order." ”
"I'm an endocrine disorder, it's just a neurological misalignment!"
At the same time, he patted me: "Mourning! ”
Complaining is complaining, the work that should be done still has to be done, I continue to revise and revise on the paper, as a rookie who has just graduated for less than a year, I am currently working as an illustrator, medium in appearance, medium in stature, medium in education, no backstage, I have to rely on this job to support myself. A very ordinary person, belonging to the kind of person who doesn't take a second look when walking on the street. Living alone, single, like movies, like anime, like otaku, of course, I also like handsome guys, and I have fantasized that there is such a rich and handsome man who falls in love with him, of course, it's just a fantasy.
I think that if nothing else, I will find a similar man in my life, get married and have children, and then be busy, worrying about my children for a lifetime, really a life without any ups and downs!
I sighed as I packed up and prepared for work.
The place where I live is not far away, and I walk back in about ten minutes, and I have to cross a road. As a good child who abides by traffic laws, I never know how to cross the street in Chinese style, so I watched a large number of people cross the road, including a woman, wearing the same clothes as mine. I insisted on waiting for the green light before I started, while sighing in my heart that I was quite qualified.
As a result, Chinese-style crossing of the road is not only suitable for people, but also for cars......
When a BMW rushed towards me at a high speed, my brain went blank for a moment and then began to function, and the first thought was: I finally have ups and downs in my life, and this one, I don't have to lie down in the future, I guess I have to lie down completely! I can finally hear people say that I am young and died young! This time it can finally attract attention!
The second thought is: If you hit me, you must knock me to death, I don't want to lie half-dead in a hospital bed for the rest of my life!
The third thought is: Don't let me die faster, I'm afraid of pain!
The fourth thought was: Can you not blur the flesh and blood that I hit, and spill my intestines and other organs all over the street? I didn't grow up well when I was alive, so at least I left a good impression on the world when I died! Maybe someone can sigh when they see my death: "Hey, it's a pity, it's a beautiful girl!" ”
The fifth thought is: Even if it's ugly, don't let my parents see it, don't make them sad!
The sixth thought is: Look at this car is very expensive, hit and killed me, it should be able to pay a lot, so that my parents should, maybe, maybe, estimated, probably not so uncomfortable!
The seventh thought was: I've never been in a relationship yet.
The last thought that flashed through me was: this is a BMW, it can't be like the last intermittent psychotic incident! If that's the case, I don't want to die...... If there is no compensation, it is too unjust!
Of course, I couldn't help but say no, and when the car crashed, I finally had the pleasure of experiencing a trapeze ...... This feeling of being out of the center of gravity is really not very cool, and it should be a free fall movement later. Hey, it doesn't hurt at all, isn't it said that no matter how fast you die, you have to feel the pain before you die? I'm obviously not scientific!
Then a white light shone through, and I felt more and more sleepy, more and more sleepy, could it be that death was actually a process of sleeping?
In a daze, I heard a voice speak: "It's the first time I've seen it, so much nonsense before I died!" After a pause, he seemed to say again: "Although I found it in time, I still didn't have time to remedy it, it doesn't make sense, why did that woman cross the road in Chinese style today, and don't you usually obey the traffic laws?" It's a pity that this one is honestly waiting for the traffic light, so how can you dress so similarly to that damn woman? Hey, it seems that my plan is not complete, I encountered this on the first day of work, I wonder if I can keep my new position? Will he be expelled? Send this woman away from another place quickly, and she must not be discovered......"
No wonder I didn't feel the pain, it turned out that the soul was out of the body, and I died instead of another one who ran a red light! That's unlucky, isn't it? And this first day of work, just finished my little life, can you be a little responsible? I just thought about quickly hiding it from my boss, it turned out that bullying was everywhere!
And I didn't even see what I was liked? And how sad should my parents be when they see this? And will the driver be compensated? My parents spent a lot of money to train me to go to college.
The last thought I had in the coma was, where would I be sent? Goodbye, this world where I can't tell how I feel......