"Boss, I was really wrong. It's me who is playful, it's me who is not good, it's me who has a hole in my head, and I don't want to match! ”

Xi Jing raised his head suddenly, looked at Tan Ze with tears in his eyes, and pleaded pitifully.

admits beating and admits punishment, but I don't want to be assigned!

He really stayed enough in the bitter cold place, and finally escaped back with his life, he really didn't want to go back.

He doesn't have a girlfriend yet, he hasn't married a wife yet, he doesn't have a baby yet

"Stand in a military posture, don't move!"

Looking at Xi Jing's twisting and pretending to cry, Tan Ze's face darkened and he scolded sharply.

What for?

He didn't punish him, what did he do with this cowardly behavior, and people who didn't know thought he was abusing his subordinates?

Is he that terrible? Boss, you're not scary, you're the devil!

"Yes, Major!"

immediately retracted his posture and stood in a military posture as tall as a pine and cypress, and his pitiful little eyes kept meowing at Tan Ze.

He really didn't mean to joke a hundred times ten thousand times, boss, please be merciful to him!

"I'll talk about your business later, now discuss it and wait for Yao Yao to wake up, how can you explain it?"

Stimulated by Xi Jing's cheap emoji, Tan Ze turned around, and his tone seemed to be a little irritable.

If you accidentally do something wrong, you have to find a way to solve it!

he

I really can't think of a way, I can't be guilty like this fool, right?

No, no, he would never do such a stupid thing! Boy, don't talk too much, be careful of capsizing

"Boss, I don't have an idea! And even if I had, my ideas were all crooked, I couldn't."

Xi Jing looked at Tan Ze in embarrassment and explained cautiously.

He has a lot of ideas, but they are not suitable for girls.

It was so embarrassing tonight that he almost drove his sister to death, and he didn't dare to come up with any bad ideas, just in case

If you can not die, you will not die, and the most important thing is to save your life!

He wants to be a good person who is serious, he can't do evil, oh, he doesn't act for the tiger, and he has to bear the wrong things that the boss does.

Yes, that's it, he didn't shirk his responsibility, it should have been!

"It's okay, you talk about it, I reserve my opinion and don't comment on it."

Listening to Xi Jing's words of shirking responsibility, Tan Ze turned his head slightly, looked at him with cold eyes, and said slowly.

Want to evade responsibility?

Hmph, the official level crushed people to death, but it was not just a casual talk!

As long as he is his boss, he has to obey orders.

"Boss, I"

Xi Jing grimaced, his straight back bent slightly, and he wanted to continue to defend himself.

"Stand up straight, speak!"

Yo, I'm bold, I don't listen to him, I'm capable!

I haven't seen each other for a few days, and I think I'm impressed.

"Yes!"

"I think I can make up a lie, for example, I can say that you are because you were thrown to the ground, conscious and found something wrong, or pretend to be sick, I can go to the nurse's station to borrow some white gauze, tie your arms or legs, and pretend to be injured, so that my sister will never continue to ask!"

"That's my sister, not your sister! Don't shout so affectionately, but how do you explain that I texted you? After all, I came out of the restaurant drunk and drunk, how could I text you to come over when I was drunk? ”

"Boss, are you nothing, you can say that you can see through the conspiracy of the He family in advance, in order to remind yourself to pay attention to safety, you will set a time in advance, if you are sober, you will manually cancel the text message, if you are drunk, you will send the message to me, but because the end time is earlier than expected, the message was sent too late, so I came a little late, so that it can be explained!"

Xi Jing wanted to roll his eyes, but inadvertently felt Tan Ze's cold momentum, and immediately stopped the words in his mouth.

Xi Jing, are you stupid and want to die so much?

The villain pinching his waist in his mind kept counting the aggrieved villains squatting in the corner, and Xi Jing immediately restrained his smug posture.

But then again, the Boss's EQ doesn't seem to be too high!

It's just a lie, is it hard?

A tree lives a skin, and a person relies on a mouth, just a lie, isn't it a matter of being caught?

"You have a point, but what if the lie is revealed?"

Tan Ze thought carefully for a while, and slowly considered what Xi Jing said, and a trace of uneasiness appeared on his face.

Wouldn't it be more embarrassing to tell a lie if it was discovered?

"Boss, will you tell the truth?"

“。。。”

"No, if you don't want to tell the truth, and you don't want to tell lies, then there's only one way, be a dumb person and don't speak!"

"You"

"Boss, I was wrong, you just make my brain dizzy, don't"

"What if she asks you?"

"Huh? I, what's wrong with me! ”

"Don't forget because of whom"

"Haha, boss, I remember, it's okay, I'm just a little troublesome, and I'm so handsome, so cute, the little girl will definitely forgive me!"

"Does it work?"

"Okay, although my IQ is not high, my EQ is scary, it will be fine, rest assured!"

"When you have time, you can go to the nurse's station to find a nurse, borrow some gauze and bandage me, and I'll be good at pretending to be a patient."

"Okay, Boss! I promise that I will complete the task and will never make my sister suspicious, so you can rest assured! ”

"It's good if you know, go into the ward and keep watch, I'll go downstairs to buy some daily necessities, remember to call me if anything!"

"Okay"