Chapter 497: The First Ugly Man Never Before. (Page 1/1)

The two of them went out at the door of the house and stood quietly, and it didn't take long for Tianhuo to usher directly.

Boom, boom, boom.

Voices rang out everywhere, and the earth shook as if the end of the world was coming.

Shendi was blown down by the bombed zone

Suddenly, a message appeared in the upper right corner, and He Zhizhou's blood volume in the lower left corner turned bright red.

And Lin Fan didn't have anything to do, standing quietly in place, as if nothing had happened.

He Zhizhou cried and shouted, "Master, Master, look, what I said is true, right?" I'm two down, two down. ”

Lin Fan naturally ran over to pull him, and also laughed, now he has a little faith in what this guy said, the two are standing side by side, he has fallen and he hasn't fallen yet, which is a bit powerful.

"Say it! What have you done that is too immoral to make God treat you like this? ”

Even the audience meant this, seeing that this guy fell, but Lin Fan didn't lose his blood together, this situation is really strange.

"I have done too many bad things, that's why I let God treat it like this, right?"

"There is a three-year period, and the highest is indefinite, is it possible to do this?"

"No, no, no, he said that he doesn't have a girlfriend yet, so he should still be a junior brother, and it is very likely that he took his sister to the grove to fight the landlord, so God can't look down on it."

"Well, it makes sense, this incident tells us, take your sister to the grove, don't fight the landlord, otherwise you will be thundered by God, so let's take the girl to the grove, don't fight the landlord anymore, it's better to play mahjong."

"Uh-uh, but what's the difference between playing mahjong and fighting the landlord?"

"Silly boy, touch the hole, get on the bar, touch the 36 second cylinder and throw it out, set off the cannon, I don't understand this, what use are you?"

"666666, old driver, old driver, admire and admire."

"Astringent, astringent, worshiping the big guy."

He Zhizhou complained: "Who knows, if I don't look handsome, God is jealous, and I can't help it." ”

This is a forced .........

After the rescue was successful in two seconds, Lin Fan silently took a step or two back, and then quietly looked at the other party, not rescuing in the past.

He Zhizhou fell twice, and the blood fell very quickly, and it had already dropped a third, and it began to continue to fall again.

He didn't know what was going on, and he didn't hear Lin Fan speak, so he spoke again: "Master, what's wrong with you, although I'm handsome, you don't have to be speechless by my handsomeness!" ”

After saying this sentence again, I suddenly felt that something was wrong, the rescue was actually no longer counting, and he didn't stand up.

Looking at the amount of blood, there was only one-third of the blood left, and He Zhizhou didn't know that the rescue had been canceled, so he hurriedly said: "Master, Master, I'm going to hang, I'm going to hang, hurry up and save me." ”

"Huh" Lin Fan sighed and said in surprise: "Aren't I saving you, why did you suddenly cancel it?" ”

Where did He Zhizhou believe his words, how could such a mistake be made by a person who had played a game, seeing that the other party was indifferent, he cried and said with a sad face: "Hurry up and save me, my blood will be about to fall out." ”

Lin Fan: "Don't worry, isn't there still a third of the blood, anyway, it won't lose blood during the rescue, so don't be afraid, I'll study it, why can't I save you first." ”

Study......... He Zhizhou cried with a face, this still needs to be studied, so he simply said that he deliberately didn't save himself.

Lin Fan saw that his blood was about to run out, so he naturally didn't do that kind of thing that he couldn't save when he saw death, squatted down and pulled him, and said triumphantly.

"I studied and understood, and I knew why I couldn't pull you just now, because you were so ugly, so it was disgusting to the system, which led to the automatic cancellation."

He Zhizhou was dumbfounded, what kind of crooked reasoning is this, this TM is the same as saying that the spring is straight.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Lin Fan said in a deep voice: "What, don't you believe my inference?" ”

He Zhizhou's face was bitter, he didn't know what he meant, looking at the amount of blood he was relieved of, he was sure that as soon as the other party let go of his hand, he would become a box, and hurriedly answered.

"Yes, yes, Master's research is too reasonable, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, and my face is comparable to Pang Tong."

Lin Fan laughed happily and swore and said, "Well, good boy, be brave enough to face your appearance, yes, I'm optimistic about you." ”

I don't just pretend to be a force, I need to do this, my face is about to be swollen and bleeding from you~

He Zhizhou covered his face and cried, feeling that this guy was too bullying, so he just pretended to be a force, and he actually bullied himself like this.

"6666, it's still Brother Fan, specializing in pretending to be infertile and infertile."

"Brother Fan, you society, you don't have many words to live a good life, this is not something you say, but something you do."

"It turns out that if you pretend to be forced in front of Brother Fan, no one will end well."

The audience watched He Zhizhou just pretend to be forced before Lin Fan slapped him in the face for a while, and his face was not generally swollen, so they all covered their stomachs and laughed.

At this time, the fifth bombing zone disappeared, and the sixth bombing zone was about to begin.

Lin Fan calculated, there are still a few seconds or so to start, looking at He Zhizhou, who has been pulled up and is drinking painkillers, said

"Let's go, go out, try it out and see if that's the case again."

He Zhizhou naturally understood what he meant, and said while drinking painkillers: "Master, wait for me to get a first-aid kit first." ”

Lin Fan: "Playing yarn, if it is really according to what you said, you will fall to the ground again anyway, why waste resources, it's a waste anyway, don't fight, come quickly." ”

He Zhizhou cried, so he had to cancel his drink, walked over with an aggrieved face, and stood next to her.

As soon as he stood for a few seconds, the bombing started directly, and when the third missile exploded, He Zhizhou was blown to the ground again.

Lin Fan was already observing the surroundings and clearly saw that a missile had landed not far from him.

Seeing He Zhizhou being blown down directly, Lin Fan turned his head to look at He Zhizhou who was lying in the door, took a deep breath and said: "The test has proved that you are really too ugly, if my guess is correct, God thinks that you have no hope in this life, and you will definitely not find a girlfriend, lest you be difficult and let you die." ”

He Zhizhou snorted, feeling too aggrieved, watching his blood fall quickly, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, yes, I'm too ugly, my appearance is uglier than Pang Tong, I'm down three times, Master hurry up and pull me." ”

"Pang Tong is the first ugly man in the Three Kingdoms, you are uglier than Pang Tong, this can be called the first ugly man in history." Lin Fan exclaimed as he pulled him.

Now, He Zhizhou's life is pinched in Lin Fan's hand, although he doesn't want to admit it, but in order not to become a box, he has to nod and say: "Yes, yes, yes, I am the first ugly man in five thousand years." ”

Lin Fan sighed: "It's amazing." ”

He Zhizhou felt that tears were about to fall, and he really wanted to ask if there was such a bully for his apprentices......

Someone else's master, my master...... Whining

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