Chapter 86: Now I Can Think of You as an Ant!
Yang Jian's movements in his hands did not stop, I heard Zixia say so lightly that she almost knocked down the oil lamp, she said lightly, you are the wick, why don't you come to the oil lamp to shine!
"She has a point! I was speechless. Forget it, let's get to the point as soon as possible! Yang Jian, who was unwilling to continue to entangle, could only quickly get to the point, in order to return to Heaven as soon as possible!
"Makes sense...... Girl, may I ask ...... you" Yang Jian stopped the movements of his hand, turned his head suddenly, stared at Zixia deadly, his eyes emitted a strange light, and said: "If the wick of the magic lamp in the Buddha's hand is missing, where can I buy it?" ”
"I have!"
Just when Yang Jian thought that Zixia's expression would change drastically, and then he took the opportunity to take Zixia down, the young man standing next to Zixia suddenly interjected.
What did he just say? Does he have? Are you kidding! How can a mortal have such a treasure as the wick of the Buddha's sun and moon lamp! So, this person is actually playing tricks on me? Damn it!!! My dignified Heavenly Court No. 1 God of War was actually tricked by a mortal? It's just disgusting!!
While Yang Jian was angry, Zixia said: "Show up, Yang Jian, I have already seen through you!" ”
"Hahaha~~~" In a burst of laughter, the five people in the room turned into the mighty Erlang God Yang Jian and the Four Heavenly Kings of Nantianmen!
I didn't think that Yang Jian had turned into a post pawn before, but when Situ Yi saw Yang Jian's true body, he had to sigh that he was a handsome Yang Erlang! I saw that Yang Jian's appearance was clear and handsome, and his ears were lobes, and his shoulders were bright. Wearing a three-mountain flying phoenix hat and a light goose yellow. Wisps of gold boots lined with dragon socks, jade belt flower eight treasures makeup. He carries a slingshot crescent on his waist and holds a three-pointed two-edged gun.
"Zixia, you and your sister Qingxia Fairy turned out to be the wicks entangled in the Buddha's sun and moon lanterns, and you actually left the heavenly court without permission! I also tell people everywhere that whoever can pull out the purple and green sword in your hand is your intended person......"
"Wait! And so on and so forth!! Yang Jian was about to continue, but Situ Yi hurriedly stopped Yang Jian and continued: "You said that Zixia is the wick in the Buddha's sun and moon lamp? ”
"Not bad!" Although he was annoyed by Situ Yi's tricks just now, Yang Jian's temperament was obviously still excellent, "Of course, if you can rely on your mouth to talk back about Zixia, it will naturally be the best!" So Yang Jian didn't make a move for a while.
"Then you said she left Heaven without permission! If I'm not mistaken, isn't Rulai in Lingshan? That's the Far West! Is it under the jurisdiction of Heavenly Court? Also, if it seems to belong to Buddhism, right, Heavenly Court can also manage it? ”
Yang Jian looked at Situ Yi and frowned, and said, "Who are you, why are you with Zixia!" ”
Situ Yi smiled and said, "Oh, I just went all the way, and I saw this Zixia walking alone in the desert, and I was worried that she would be taken away by thieves to be the lady of the village, so I went to Luoyang with her." As he spoke, he gestured to Zixia's eyes.
Zixia's eyes rolled, and she said secretly: "It seems that Situ has thought of something funny!" Immediately nodded busily! It means that he is right.
Yang Jian shook the three-pointed two-edged spear and said with a smile: "I see! I don't know the relationship between the two, Yang Jian naturally regards Situ Yi as a kind passerby.
Then he answered his question: "That's nature!" The whole world is not the king's land, and the shore of the land is not the king's minister! Although Lingshan is located in the extreme west, the Buddha belongs to the Buddha Gate, but it is also under the jurisdiction of the Jade Emperor of the Heavenly Court! ”
Although the truth is not what Yang Jian said, it is naturally excellent to be able to preach the majesty of the heavenly court in front of mortals.
"You immortals should need incense, right?"
“...... Yes. But incense isn't very important! "How do you feel that this mortal knows the Tao of the immortals so well?
"Then why did Buddhism use Sun Wukong's westward journey to promote Buddhism and compete for incense, and you didn't stop it? Aren't you afraid that there will be no incense to get in the future? ”
"This ......" Yang Jian didn't know what to say for a while, after all, the road to the west was set from above, although he was the first god of war in the heavenly court, but compared to the people above, it was no different from ants.
The Four Heavenly Kings saw Yang Jian eating deflated in the hands of Situ Yi, a mortal, and immediately felt that they had lost the face of the immortals! They are not like Yang Jian, who has a good family education and cultivation.
The anxious Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom let out a loud shout, interrupting Situ Yi's idea of continuing to ask, and also relieved Yang Jian.
"Go and go, you lowly ants know what so many immortal things to do, and it's not too late for you to become an immortal in the future!" After speaking, he didn't care about Situ Yi, and said straight to Zixia: "You are an immortal, how can you move your mortal heart!" If those demons pull out your purple and green sword, won't our Heavenly Court become a laughing stock! ”
Zixia smiled softly, glanced at Situ Yi, and said: "Whether it is a fairy or a monster, the sword can only be drawn by me and my intended person, even if he is a dog, a pig, and a wife, I will follow him for the rest of my life!" At the end, Zixia was obviously aggrieved, "If I can't be with the person I like, even if I am made the Jade Emperor, I will not be happy!" ”
Situ Yi smiled helplessly, Zixia was scolding herself vaguely.
"Humph! I'm letting you know how good I am at night! ”
Yang Jian was just about to reprimand Zixia's rebellious words, but Situ Yi jumped out again, looked at the Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom and said, "This is ......" The Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom just wanted to proudly say his name, so that this mortal could kneel down and realize his mistake. But who would have thought that Situ Yi waved his hand and said, "Forget it, it doesn't matter who you are!" ”
"The important thing is that you just said that immortals can't move mortal hearts? So may I ask, do the gods have humanity? If so, then is this human nature a mortal mind? After all, human nature is only something that mortals can have. ”
"Can I understand that immortals have no desires? Nor can there be desire! But if not, then one day a god or a Buddha kills your brother, do you want to take revenge? After revenge, you have desire, have you also moved your mortal heart? ”
The Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom and the other three Heavenly Kings and Yang Jian's faces were not very good-looking! After all, what Situ Yi is talking about now is all the gods and Buddhas in the sky!
"You are coming down to arrest Zixia now, are you so angry, have you also moved your heart!"
"You were a mortal in the beginning, but now you look down on mortals? Don't you, the so-called gods, Buddhas, and immortals, need lowly mortals like us to offer you incense? Think that if you become a so-called immortal, you can look down on mortals? So ......"
Situ Yi ignored the increasingly ugly face of the Heavenly King, slowly released his momentum, and said coldly: "Then, now I can also treat you as an ant!" The King of the Kingdom! ”
Rumble!
As soon as Situ Yi's general momentum of destroying the heavens and the earth was released, the heavens and the earth changed color! Yang Jian and the Four Heavenly Kings were all pale! The Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom is even more ugly! A lowly mortal who looked down on him just now had such a terrifying momentum!!
He had only seen such an aura in those he could only look up to!