Chapter 131: A Superhero Who Lost His Mind as a Plaything

Ask:

Why are there as many advanced civilizations in the Marvel Universe as many as stars, all of them are bigwigs who start interstellar wars at every turn, but their daily lives are still stuck in the stage of "grabbing territory"?

Look at Star-Lord's adoptive father, what kind of work does he do? Mercenary!

So let's think about it, as a captain with an interstellar voyage warship, what is the purpose of being a mercenary?

It's hard to say anything else, but after being found out about his private work and deprived of his reputation, Yongdu's performance is completely worthy of the words "drunk life and dream death".

So he probably just wants to make money to enjoy life.

But did he really enjoy anything?

Anyway, it looks like a drunkard in a New York nightclub.

After talking about the small ones, let's take a look at the big empire, the Kree.

This powerful interstellar civilization empire still retains the style of "commanders participating in actual battles", although the accusation of Ronan's strength does give this style a certain legitimacy.

But if it weren't for Ronan's love of fighting, it wouldn't be possible to think of this, right?

As a civilized leader, it doesn't matter if you "love war" or "love conquest", but it's terrible not to know what the "purpose of war" is.

Although politicians on the planet are often pulled out for ridicule, one thing is certain: these people are always active for profit, and everything else is just a means to obtain profit.

Therefore, as a war-mad civilization, the Kree Empire has been on the expansion route for so many years, and I really don't know how capable the Kree people are to fill that planet.

Generally speaking, after the basic survival conditions are satisfied, the desire of the creature to fight will be greatly reduced, which is the instinct of the creature to protect itself, desperately trying to survive, not for any "glory".

It can only be said that the Kree Empire's propaganda methods or brainwashing ability are really terrifying.

As for the other side of the universe, the Asgardian god of Thor, where the god of thunder is located, IMHO, when it comes to entertainment means, they are the younger brothers.

Don't mention Tol, the prince of Asgard who is also a war madman.

Look at Loki, who is known for his wisdom, his favorite thing to do after taking the throne is actually to watch opera.

Even if it's Matt Damon's opera, it's still an opera! You're also a god who has been to the earth, so what do you know about the movie?

And the ancillary worlds outside the atrium are so simple that one wonders if the aborigines there have a nightlife.

It also seems that the Nova Empire has some normal social appearance.

Lucy doesn't believe that those aliens are really war mad or saints who have no desires, you see that Gao Tianzun is very good at playing, and has a gladiatorial arena, although the means are relatively inferior, but it can also show that these cosmic gods still love entertainment.

So the explanation can only be that those aliens "don't know" how to entertain, so these guys will stay on primitive material pursuits.

Women, alcohol, food.

Bars and casinos are always the most photographed.

In other words, the talent of earthlings in this area of entertainment is really full.

It's no wonder that there are extraterrestrial girls lurking on the earth, but only to buy entertainment products exist in the universe.

Not being able to play has become a major problem for most non-human intelligent life in the multiverse.

The earthlings usually show a low average value in terms of force value, but the high-end combat power is extremely prominent, which leads to the fact that the earth obviously does not have the strength of interstellar colonization, but it can always defeat interstellar invaders.

Especially after the last time the Chirita people saw that the Supreme Mage Gu Yi was in trouble, and took the opportunity to invade the earth and was beaten up by the Avengers, most of the interstellar civilizations heard the name "Earth".

What Lucy is doing now is to make up for his weaknesses and let the Earth continue to maintain its advantage in the already prominent field of cultural warfare.

Perhaps in the future, the earth can embark on a path of non-military colonization.

It's just that the plan can't compare to the change.

Six months later.

Rogers walks into the wilderness square with a squirrel.

This is where it all comes from, and no matter which game you want to play, you have to log in from here.

"Bucky, what are you going to play today?" Rogers said as he handed over a pine nut.

"Damn, I told you, I'm not a squirrel, you don't need to give me pine nuts!" But alas, the instinct of the body made Bucky take the pine nut and squeak and gnaw.

"Oh, I hate this body, even more than the previous one!" Bucky had awakened his ego two weeks ago, but something had gone wrong, and he still couldn't shake off his instinct as a squirrel.

"Okay, Lucy said that your soul has been affected by the physical body, and you won't have this trouble when you can transform in the future." Rogers looked around for a moment, and there were a lot of players around, but he couldn't find the one he was looking for.

"I don't know what makes me worse than that stupid cat, why can he be transformed, I'm still this stupid squirrel." Bucky grumbled.

"Hey! Fat chirp. "Rogers found the man he was looking for.

"I've said it a million times, Captain, don't call me fat." Hawkeye walked over with a bloody face.

"Then it depends on whether you have the consciousness to lose weight, otherwise I think this nickname is still very appropriate." Rogers shook his head, he had more than once invited Hawkeye to work out with him, but he had been rejected by the essentially lazy man.

He didn't want to take a fat guy with him when he went out to fight criminals in the future.

So far, though, he hasn't been able to convince Congress to repeal the Act, and for now, Tony seems to be doing a good job.

"Okay, let's go!" Bucky said, standing on Rogers' shoulder.

"Do you want to fight? Dead squirrel! "It's okay to be told by the captain, Hawkeye can also be used as an admonition to the elders, you are a former terrorist, what qualifications do you have to say about me?

"Heh, I'll be back to adulthood sooner or later, and you're ......" Bucky glanced at Hawkeye's little belly.

It's all in plain sight.

"Enough!" Rogers stopped a PK, "We're still getting down to business." ”

Under the coordination of Rogers, one man and one rat temporarily put down their bickering, formed a team, and entered a portal.

Behind the door is a dense forest.

"Are you all ready?" Rogers pulled out his gear.

Vibranium Shield ...... No, it's a long staff!

"I didn't say it, Captain, a mage of your size will always make me feel super disobedient." Hawkeye pulled out his epic elven bow.

"It's just a disguise." Rogers said modestly, "When the enemy thinks I'm a garbage mage with a lot of power, I'll have more initiative." ”

"It's true that you didn't add strength, but when you created the number, your character's strength attribute was equivalent to that of a legendary warrior!" Hawkeye complained silently in his heart.

Having a bloodline is really capable of doing whatever you want.

Thinking of his own standard human panel, I can't help but feel that people are more popular than dead people.

Especially when he learned that Bucky, who is a squirrel, has higher attributes than himself.

Every mistake, Lucy didn't expect that the Avengers were also hooked on video games.