Chapter 4 What did this man do?
The big man's grinning appearance looked quite honest, but the words that came out of his mouth ......
"My name is Nanyue (played by Shuyou Bei Shengong 123) and I will be the squad leader of your recruit squad. Recruits, hand in your phones and snacks now. ”
As soon as Nan Yue finished speaking, the crowd began to talk.
"What? Do you want to hand in your phone? Make no mistake. ”
"My friend who used to be a soldier didn't say that he wanted to hand in his mobile phone."
“……”
Nanyue looked at the recruits who were talking about it, and the corners of her mouth were almost to the root of her ears.
"Looks like those recruits are going to suffer." Situ Yi said secretly.
"Da Da Da!"
A barrage of gunfire rang out. Nanyue still has that honest smile. And friends who know him well know that this guy has such a simple smile, someone must be unlucky!
"Everyone, hand in your phone!"
Where have the recruits seen this battle? Before coming to the army, who was not the prince and princess who was spoiled by the family. Now suddenly someone is pointing a gun at hand. Also shot. All of them were suppressed. There was even a wetness in the crotch.
Nanyue said: How can you point a gun at you, don't you see the muzzle of the gun pointing upward?
Fifty recruits, forty-eight trembling people, all stepped forward and handed their mobile phones to the box on the edge of Nanyue. There were only two people in the field who did not move, one was Situ Yi, he just came to this plane, and did not buy a mobile phone, because the mobile phone in the present world was about to cross, so it was placed in the system space, but the system space was closed. So there is no mobile phone.
The other was the man with a wet crotch.
The man's face was pale, and his legs trembled. No, it's the whole person trembling. It was as if the man would fall down in the next second.
Nanyue raised her eyebrows, "Two? There are guts! "Wait for forty-eight people to put their phones down. After returning to their respective queues. Nanyue held the muzzle of the gun facing upwards in her hand. Walk up to the crotch guy. Glanced up and down. There was a look of banter in his eyes. Fiercely upwards, several more shots were fired.
Bang!
The crotch man sat on the ground with his ass. Pale and not like a living person!
"Mother, I've never seen such a timid person as you! I also peed my crotch! Roll on! The team led by Lao Tzu doesn't need you to be a wreck! Roll with your stuff! ”
"Hahahaha......"
Nanyue is getting more and more popular! In the end, he roared directly and began to drive people away.
And the people on the side laughed.
The man in the crotch ran to the train as if he had been amnestied, and he didn't even want his luggage.
Nanyue snorted coldly. shouted to one of the people standing at the front of the line, "Yezi, go and take a look, don't let that kid run around!" ”
"Yes!"
A man named Leaf took the order and departed. Nanyue, on the other hand, walked in front of Situ Yi, looked up and down as usual, and then shouted: "Soldier, out of the ranks!" ”
Situ Yi took a step forward expressionlessly.
"Tell me, soldier, why didn't you hand over your phone just now!"
"Report, I don't have a cell phone."
Nan Yue narrowed her eyes, and her tone turned cold: "Say it again, I didn't hear it!" ”
In Nanyue's view, technology is so advanced now, how can a person who has lived in society for more than 20 years not have a mobile phone? This is clearly a provocation!
"Report, I don't have a cell phone!" Situ Yi said aloud again as he had said.
In Situ Yi's opinion, "If it weren't for the telekinesis being sealed, then it would be necessary to dress as a recruit to enlist in the army!" Soldier? Although the conditions were not as good as they are now, I was also a general! He is also a general who protects the country. ”
Situ Yi shouted loudly, and Nanyue also shouted loudly again: "I'm saying it again!" ”
This time, Situ Yi didn't shout, and glanced at Nanyue, this glance did not say a glance full of murderous intent. If Situ Yi dares to use it, then he will definitely be investigated, thoroughly investigated. The ID card that Minden helped him get surfaced, and Situ Yi's task was not completed!
This is a modern society, and ordinary people do not have eyes full of murderous intent. Because the killing intent is ethereal, it is often cultivated either as a murderer with the most heinous crimes, or as a soldier or general who has killed countless people on the battlefield.
If you don't answer Nanyue's question, you will be treated as a thorn in the head at most. Which is more important?
Nanyue didn't get the answer she wanted, and suddenly felt that her face couldn't hold it, a recruit, I still don't believe I can't cure you! "Recruit, why don't you answer my question!"
"Report, it's only three things, I've shouted loudly twice, the squad leader is not deaf, he can hear it."
Nanyue Qiqi smoked when he said it, he himself was a recruit class with anger, and now he encountered such a thorn in the head.
"Recruits! A hundred push-ups. ”
Situ Yi did not do a hundred push-ups as Nanyue requires. Instead, he shouted loudly: "Report, I didn't buy a mobile phone because I didn't have any money." ”
Nanyue was stunned for a moment, and thought: It seems that it is a child of a poor family, and yes, how can a child of a poor family be as pampered as the one who peed his pants just now. You say you don't have the money to buy a mobile phone, so just say no when you hand it over, why wait for me to ask?
Although he recognized Situ Yi's words in his heart, Nanyue loves face. He won't admit his mistake in front of the recruits, and if he does, how will he lead the team after that? So.
"Recruit, it's not about whether you have a mobile phone in your hand now, it's your squad leader asking you to do push-ups. Two hundred! Do! ”
The recruits present were all watching from the wall, some sneering, some looking down, and some wanting to help talk. You can see the assault rifle in Nanyue's hand, and her neck shrinks. Forget it. I don't know anyway.
Situ Yi also saw that now was the time for Nanyue to show his majesty in front of the recruits, or to give the recruits a prestige.
He sighed and did so as he lay on the ground.
Nanyue nodded with satisfaction. Turn and leave. Stand on the edge of the frame. yelled at the recruits, "Do you think the phone will be returned to you?" ”
As if he was angry with Situ Yi, Nanyue's honest smile became a little hideous. He took out a grenade from his lower back, pulled out the fuse, and threw it into the frame!!
One by one, the faces of the recruits changed drastically!!
"My apple!"
"My kidney 8!"
"You still have Kidney 8, mine is the collector's version of Kidney 8, I'm scared!"
"What's the use of being expensive, it's over, it's all over! It's all to blame on the kid who didn't hand over his phone! ”
“……”
Some people are like that. You have to blame others for your mistakes. Is this really Situ Yi's fault? Situ Yi has no money and can't afford a mobile phone, should he really be blamed?
Well, in fact, he is the only one in this plane, and it is useless to have a mobile phone, so Situ Yi basically spent the money he got from Minden on food.
The loud noise in my impression did not come, on the contrary, only a sound that seemed to be a dumb fire.
And just as the recruits poked their heads out one by one to observe the situation in the field, Situ Yi stood up and said loudly: "Report, two hundred push-ups, over!" ”
Nanyue looked at Situ Yi with some surprise, two hundred, not too much, not too little. Ordinary people have two hundred, and a hundred may not be able to do it. And it was done in such a short time.
He glanced at his companion next to him, who nodded at him. Nanyue was even more surprised, from Situ Yi doing push-ups to when he Nanyue threw a grenade at the frame and the grenade exploded, the time in between was about a minute. Three times a second on average? It's open, right?