Chapter Twenty-Three: Embracing King Arthur
The young Ji Lao wants to provoke the middle-aged Ji Lao. "I'm young and strong, and I'm going to pull Kiyoya-sama down. β
The Black Prince climbed the stairs, his eyes shining with golden light, and he was full of blonde hair and full of charm. The pseudo-maid below clapped her hands and said, "The prince is really handsome, and I am also stunned." β
"Girl, look at me too. The "Brother Has a Big Bird" in the Spicy Mo Shuang Bookstore blocked the sight of the pseudo-maid with a big sting. Idle is also idle, brother has a big bird decided to do something. His target is the pseudo-maid. Brother Youda Bird doesn't know that the pseudo-maid is also a man, his voice, his appearance, and his gestures are no different from a real girl. However, there is a "pseudo" word, and it is still a man with a handle.
The pseudo-maid glanced at "Brother has a big bird". Indifferent to him. Who is this guy, ah, grass, thief eyebrows, at first glance, he is not a serious man. "It's still my black prince who is heroic. Unconsciously, the pseudo-maid compared "Brother has a big bird" to the black prince.
A discerning person can see the facts at a glance. "Brother has a big bird" is the master writer of the Spicy Cool Bookstore, but his appearance is a little difficult to say. "Girl, though I am ugly, I am gentle. "Brother has a big bird, and he is a pseudo-maid. The girl who looks in the right eye is going to move to the bed.
"If you come any closer, the knife below will not grow long, but it will pierce your left kidney. The pseudo-maid said fiercely. Two scimitars light up at the same time. The light of the knife flickered, and the stabbing made "Brother Have a Big Bird" almost unable to open his eyes.
"I'm afraid of an egg!"
"Brother has a big bird" cheered himself up.
"Girl, some of your parts do not fit my aesthetics. It doesn't matter, so-so, I can still take you. You know. β
He was naturally referring to the pseudo-maid's breasts that were not strong enough.
Pseudo-mother, how big can the pectoralis major muscle be. That's it.
Hearing that "brother has a big bird", the pseudo-maid suddenly felt that his body was insulted. Even with IQ, it has become bad. "My black prince said that knives don't deceive people. β
Brush! Brush! The pseudo-maid pounced on the "brother has a big bird" with two knives. Regardless of whether you have it, I'll talk about it later. To put it mildly: castration.
"My charm hasn't been fully unleashed yet. You don't understand me, and I don't blame you. You can only use strong ones. Girl, let me show you the majesty of my man. β
"Brother has a big bird" stretched out his right arm, fighting and entangled around his lean arm. "I am also a martial arts practitioner, I can go to the kitchen, I can climb under the bed. β
The right arm swept away, and when he landed, he was fierce and flew towards the pseudo-maid.
The pseudo-maid who came with two knives said "oh!", and the maid costume danced, which was pleasing to the eye. "What a leg!"
"Humph!" the pseudo-maid chuckled. The scimitar in his right hand clenched and injected fighting spirit into it, and the light was dazzling, dazzling. The pseudo-maid slashed hard at the fighting qi that rushed towards him, and in an instant, the light waves rushed out, and there was a loud bang, and the fighting qi collided, and the qi waves exploded.
The pseudo-maid stepped on the air wave with her left foot, jumped high, and combined the two knives into one knife. "Man, I'm going to cut you!" the pseudo-maid snapped.
Heroic, the scimitar shines brightly, illuminating the circle. brush, the silver knife flashed through and hit the neck of "Brother has a big bird".
Bang hit!
"Brother has a big bird" raised his fist and smashed it at the sword, and the light exploded and cracked.
"Come on, come again!"
"Brother has a big bird" with his right foot on the ground, clicking, the ground shattered, and the mud and rocks burst out. He slowly drew a circle with his palm downward, absorbing rocks and mud and sand, and swiping with his palm.
"Kill the wolf!"
"Brother has a big bird," he shouted.
Raise your palm and slap it out, boom! The rocks and mud and sand that were trapped under his palm poured down towards the pseudo-maid who was slashed with a knife.
The two knives of the pseudo-maid are separated again, and the left and right hands are holding knives in each hand, sweeping and splitting the Liuhe, bang! bang! bang!
The pseudo-maid was surrounded by gravel and mud in the center, and his breath sank, and he summoned the magic strings above the sea of life, and reconciled with his breath. With the pseudo-maid as the center, the surrounding air waves burst into flames, as if they were bursting with turbulence, rushing away the dead branches and duckweed that intercepted the water flow.
Suddenly clear, the pseudo-maid's eyes suddenly brightened. He stared, boom! A palm roared out. "Brother has a big bird" praised again, and he was also waiting, waiting for the moment when the pseudo-maid relaxed.
The pseudo-maid amazed "Brother has a big bird", his body and mind were tense, and he paid attention to the battlefield. The pseudo-maid's knife slammed into the palm, "Ah!" he opened his mouth and took a few steps back.
"Brother has a big bird" stood with a smile, and the smile was even stronger. "Girl, I have shown you what I am capable of. Males are vigorous and independent when courting. If you don't agree, I'll do what my sister did. β
"Your junior sister?"
"Female birds have animal children's shoes. We are both contracted writers of Spicy Cool Bookstore. β
"What do you think of your junior sister?"
"Stun the object you can't handle, drag it away. β
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As soon as these words came out, the pseudo-maid did not speak, and "Brother has a big bird" also remained silent. Aha, my sister has animal children's shoes, and she really has personality and ideas!
The pseudo-maid grinds the two scimitars back and forth, snort!
"Brother has a big bird" was not calm, and asked: "Girl, your decision." β
The pseudo-maid suddenly turned around, fluttering like a butterfly, and it was very good-looking. Especially the maid outfit he dances with.
"What a beautiful girl!"
"Brother has a big bird" strengthened his belief that he wanted to sleep with the pseudo-maid. He still doesn't know the real sex of the pseudo-maid.
Throw up the scimitar in your left hand. Poof, the knife ripples, like water ripples. The pseudo-maid stood on top of the scimitar. Hold a knife in your right hand. "The man below, whether your love for me is true or just on the surface, whether you covet my beauty or my inside, tell me. β
"Girl, are you stupid, I naturally covet your beauty!
"Brother has a big bird" took out a book from his bosom, and raised it upward, and the scroll was unfolded, and he jumped on it.
"Girl, we're a good match. β
"Brother has a big bird," he said loudly.
Zheng!
The sword roared.
The black prince came galloping with his feet on the golden waves, and he was destined to "have a big bird". Hey, this man, don't do anything to my maid, what's coming at this king. "Stand down. "The Black Prince ordered his pseudo-maid.
"Yes. β
The pseudo-maid turned her knife and rushed downward.
"Girl, don't go!"
"Brother has a big bird," said eagerly.
"Alas!"
The Black Prince handed out his golden sword and stood in front of the "Big Bird". "Man, your face is obscene and rough. I don't get tired of eating, I don't get tired of eating, and I change my taste today. β
"Hah, I don't know what you're talking about. "Brother has a big bird road.
Holding the purple snake fox axe, Qinggu fell from the sky, and he was quite happy to compare it with the young black prince. Qinggu stared at "Brother has a big bird". "That man, His Highness Gil has taken a fancy to you. β
"What do you want to do to my brother? β
The female fowl who stepped on the ashlar stone of the contract came like a beast tide and lightning, and the red rod in her hand slashed towards the black prince. "Ji Lao, this is the young Ji Lao. Ji Lao, that is the prime of life. "The female man knows the attributes of Kiyoya and Gil Pandoragon. Her brother didn't know.
He who speaks human words, and he who does not know is not guilty. That's not good.
"Female birds are big beasts, and I am a big fan of yours. β
The Black Prince put away his golden rappier.
"Young Ji Lao, I naturally know that you are my fan. Shangguan Xiaohongxin said. I know there is an egg, but my brother doesn't know, and this is the beginning of the tragedy. Your maid is also a handle, a pseudo-girl. My big bird brother is really unladylike. Shangguan Xiaohong is still a senior brother who is very protective of the same bookstore.
Li Xiaoxian, "very stupid and naΓ―ve" also moved closer to Shangguan Xiaohong's side.
The innocent sister is no longer chic, and the oil smeared on the whip is completely gone, and even a cut is broken. Li Xiaoxian adjusted her breath and walked towards the female bird and beast. "Girlfriends. Li Xiaoxian said lukewarmly.
It was fluttering, and suddenly a chill was rising. The female bird has the words "bird" and "beast" on the animal mask, and the handwriting is a little blurred, but the true color can also be seen. "Hey, hey, my brainless fan, what do you want to do. Shangguan Xiaohong wanted to high-five Li Xiaoxian, but Li Xiaoxian's sword was against the neck of the female bird and beast.
"Wow, my brainless fan, you want to go to heaven!" Shangguan Xiaohong exclaimed.
Quickly release this beast, this beast is not as knowledgeable as you. We can still have fun. Shangguan Xiaohong looked at Li Xiaoxian with blank eyes. The latter has no intention of letting go of the female birds and beasts.
Zao Nimei came with her aunt's knife in tow, and she said respectfully to the charming middle-aged man Ziji: "Master, I lost my temper and completely forgot your orders." I only care about the beast comparison with the female bird. β
Qinggu put away his snake and fox axe, and said disapprerovitously: "It's okay, you haven't forgotten that I am your master." β
Zao Nimei asked carefully: "Master, aunt knife, you, I ......"
Qinggu said: "Temporarily deposited in your hands. β
Zao Nimei said: "The lord is enlightened. Please eat a date. β
After speaking, she plucked a red date from her head and stuffed it to Qinggu. Qinggu took the date, but he didn't eat it. Oh my god, the devil knows if there's a fresh human head in there. Kiyoya is also not very optimistic about his diners.
Observing that Li Xiaoxian took out a sword and put it against the throat of the female bird and beast, Zao Nimei coughed lightly and said: "The female bird is a big beast, your brain is a dead fan, this is true love, I love you so much that I want to kill you." It was also an eye-opener for me. β
The black prince said: "The little fairy girl of the Li family, please let go of the female bird and the beast." β
"Yes, please let her go. β
Arthur Pandoragon, King of Poverty, said suddenly.
King Arthur took Merlin to the place where the writers gathered, and as soon as he entered, ah, oh, Da Nai Li Xiaoxian was gesturing with a sword, threatening the leader of the Poor Alliance. You can't hurt the alliance leader, I will tear you apart on behalf of the alliance. With a thud, King Arthur drew her sword.
Shangguan Xiaohong picked up her red stick and opened Li Xiaoxian's sword. "Arthur-chan, you're here. Hello Merlin over there. β
"Hey, why are you so perfunctory to me!" Merlin said displeased.
"Girl, you've thought too much. Shangguan Xiaohong and the poor king hugged each other and scratched each other's squeaky nests. Neither side laughs.
Mei Lin, Li Xiaoxian and others didn't understand the meaning of women and beasts and poor kings at all.