I'll go!

How dare you question your professionalism?

Yun Jin was excited when he heard it, "Come on, come on, Dr. Yun's class has started, take out your pen and take notes for me!"

As soon as he finished saying this, the fat man actually took out a paper and pen from behind him, he put the identity card on the table and stood up, and began to record seriously.

Brocade:...

This guy is actually serious.

It seems that if you don't show some real skills, you can't do it.

Yun Jin coughed twice, cleared his throat, and said, "According to scientists, girls have a lot more negative emotions than men, so girls will often be unhappy. There is a term in this called happiness, which is the degree to which a girl feels happy in a relationship, or marriage. ”

The fat man recorded it seriously.

Yun Jin glanced at him through the video and asked, "What do you think are the factors that affect happiness?"

The fat man bit his pen and thought for a while, "I don't know." ”

Yun Jin glared at him hatefully, "Aren't you very smart?

Yun Jin, "In fact, they are all very simple factors, the girl's own genes, living area, emotional state, work satisfaction, etc. will affect her happiness." ”

Qian Fatzi asked curiously, "I understand the first few, but whether the work goes well or not also affects the happiness of love?"

Yun Jin nodded solemnly, "That's right." Effect. Because girls are emotional creatures, their feelings are linear, and if they have negative emotions at work, they will also take them to dates, or at home, and even transfer their emotions to the other half, thinking that it is the other person's fault. ”

After speaking, Yun Jin added, "Although you are not wrong, she was wrong in everything she saw at that time." ”

The fat man hurriedly picked up the pen and began to record.

Yun Jin then explained, "In addition, according to the research of psychologists, the methods to enhance or maintain love and marital happiness include [communication], [common activities], [meeting each other's needs] and [food] and so on. ”

Speaking of this, Yun Jin said, "Come, let me test you, what foods do you think can effectively increase happiness?1. Chocolate, 2. Fruits, 3. Wine, 4. Meat. ”

Qian Fat Man thought for a while, "I guess it's chocolate, I remember that the phenylethylamine in chocolate can help regulate people's mood, and the magnesium in it can calm the nerves and have an anti-depressant effect." ”

Yun Jin, "Wrong. All 1234 can be effective in providing a sense of well-being. In fact, as long as a girl is not taboo, most foods can stimulate her sense of happiness. This is slightly different from the psychology of boys. ”

Qian Fatzi looked confused, "That means all girls are foodies?"

Yun Jin shook his head, "It's that eating can improve their happiness, not that they all necessarily like to eat." ”

Yunjin, "Test you again, according to psychological research, girls can get a lot of happiness from shopping, more than 70% of girls can last for a long time after buying a favorite dress, how long do you think it is?"

"The same four options, 1. Two days or so. 2. Three to five days. 3. Six to eight days. 4. More than nine days. ”

Qian Fatzi thought seriously for a while, "It should be very happy in three or five days." ”

Yun Jin shook his head, "More than nine days." ”

Yun Jin knocked on the camera of the identity card, "Write it down, write it down! This is all to be examined! You don't even know these psychology of girls, how can you have a girlfriend!"

Qian Fat Man muttered while remembering, "You know the psychology of girls very well, and I haven't seen you have it." ”

Brocade:...

Money fatty, you're dead.

This class lasted for two hours, and Yun Jin told Qian Fat Man all about the psychology of the girl and the psychology of the love period.

What Qian Fat Man needs is not a means to control his girlfriend, or to conquer his girlfriend (of course, even if he wants it, Yun Jin doesn't have it.) Instead, I want to know what kind of psychology Shen Mo is.

So after Yunjin's course was finished, Qian Fatzi benefited a lot.

Yun Jin picked up the teacup on the table, took a sip of tea soaked with wolfberries, and then sighed, "Okay, I'll teach you everything that should be taught." ”

Qian Fatzi said seriously, "Thank you, Doctor Yun." ”

Yun Jin waved his hand, "No thanks." ”

After speaking, his voice changed, "I am a professional psychiatrist, 800 an hour, we have consulted for more than two hours this time, even if you have two hours, 1600 yuan, thank you for your patronage." ”

Fat Money: ...

Yun Jin, "Hey, don't think I'm a liar, you go to my store now, the charge meter on the wall of my store is clearly written, I am clearly marked with the price, and Tong Su is not deceived." (Chapter 51 with fee schedule)

And how can I tell you! A large part of human happiness comes from money, and even this happiness lasts for the longest, and if you suddenly win a lottery, this happiness can last up to six months. ”

"Duh... Duh..."

The fat guy actually hung up the call video directly!

Yun Jin silently added another 1600 to his arrears in the small notebook.

Just kidding! He's a professional psychiatrist!

Looking at the time, it was already half past ten in the evening, and it was almost time for Zhang Xiaochen to make an appointment with him, Yun Jin hurriedly checked Zhang Xiaochen's room, which was on the same floor as himself, and the distance was very close.

Yun Jin called out softly to the faceless woman, and the faceless woman poked her head out of Yun Jin's chest and yawned, "You have something to do with me, master." Your human feelings are too boring, and if you want me to say, let me scare her, and then your friends will coax her, and everything will be done. ”

"Shut up, you. After confirming that the faceless woman was still there, Yun Jin stuffed her back into her body, then pushed open the door and found Zhang Xiaochen's house according to the door number.

Zhang Xiaochen's door was hidden, as if he was waiting for Yun Jin to enter, but Yun Jin did not act rashly, his eyes turned blood-red, and he looked into the house through the door.

Zhang Xiaochen was sitting on the dresser next to the bed to make up, she was wearing a gauze pajamas, looking like a colorful flower butterfly, full of temptation.

Don't... Is the gift of the evening herself?

As soon as he thought of this, Yun Jin's heart beat a little faster.

It was still the faceless woman's somewhat sinister voice that calmed him down, "Master, there is the spread of mental power." ”

Yun Jin, "The spread of spiritual power?"

Faceless Woman, "That's right, there's also a spiritual awakened person in the room, like that kind of charm type, and... It always felt a little familiar, as if I had seen this kind of mental power fluctuation somewhere. ”

"Oh, is it?" Yun Jin calmed down and commanded, "You protect me with your mental power." ”

"Yes. ”

After everything was done, Yun Jin pushed open the door of Zhang Xiaochen's hidden room.