I was choked by Tian Tiantian, I forgot that she was eight or nine years older than me, and I couldn't help but scold her in my heart for being a girl, and said to her loudly, didn't you see what was hanging on the top of the flagpole at the construction site just now.

"Isn't it just a snake, a weasel, and a stinky monkey?" Tian Tian said disdainfully, it seems that she saw it.

"Those few things, it's not as simple as you think!" I said.

"What's not simple, use scientific methods to feed snakes with pigment, you can cultivate pure color snakes, you want red, yellow, green, blue, I can train for you!"

"But I think you charlatans don't understand this method, and the most you can do is paint that snake a few times."

"And that weasel, the folk say what kind of fairy family, since it is a fairy family, then it must have the appearance of a fairy family, and it is right not to eat the fireworks of the world, why do weasels often steal chickens!"

"What kind of stinky monkey is that, I heard my uncle say, saying that what kind of water monkey it is, maybe it is a medium and large ape, and the genetic mutation has led to an underwater variant, which can be explained by science!"

"Not to mention that basket of bones, you must have picked them up in some mass grave and scattered them around to pretend to be ghosts and scare people."

Tian Tian was like a cannon, his lips and tongue were very sharp, and he lowered the window in the back row.

Xu Laosan was speechless and said that this thing is really advanced, and the windows are still automatic.

I said that people look at people from the cracks in the door, and they flatten both of us, what do you still care about the car window, and do you know what priorities are.

Xu Laosan didn't take my words, just smiled, and then he put on a comfortable posture, sat in a comfortable back seat, and began to close his eyes and stay out of the matter.

The old guy has done a good job, and he doesn't have a high profile like a woman.

He is a lot older, he hasn't gone through any storms, and he doesn't care what Tian Tian says.

But I can't, because of my childhood experience, this time I was just put on the altar by the villagers, although some people still call me the master of pickpocketing, but no one believes that I will do the thing of picking up the clothes of a little girl on the street.

And I have been reused by Zhao Feilin, which is also my future career.

Although the career is small, it is also on the rise, and it seems to have a bright future.

I don't want to be ruined by this Tian Tian one day.

But Tian Tian is very distrustful of me now, and I don't know any spells, so after she can see it, she will obey her in the center of the earth, so she has no problem with her for a while.

I can't just spit on her and curse her to death.

I can't reach out and make a hole in the body, in case I scare Tian Tian and drive the car into a ditch, it's okay to say if I miss something, in case there is a person in the car who has three long and two short, it is not easy to explain.

Forget it, let's do it first, go back and find a way to get back to the field.

When I thought about it, I was silent, but Tian Tian still didn't give up.

"How's it going, I'm speechless, right?"

I had no choice but to fight hard: "Since you say that we are charlatans, then let me ask you, so far, have we cheated your uncle out of money, or have we cheated you out of sex?" ”

"Hmph, of course you haven't deceived anything, but it's not that you two don't want to cheat, it's that you have a big appetite and are casting a long line to catch a big fish, but if you want to deceive this girl, I advise you to break this idea as soon as possible."

After Tian Tian finished speaking, he shook his head very proudly, which was completely different from the clean, neat, shrewd and capable image in front of Zhao Feilin before.

Xu Laosan suddenly opened his eyes and asked, "Little girl, are you still unmarried?" ”

"How do you know?" Tian Tian turned around this time and asked in surprise.

Xu Laosan didn't answer, closed his eyes and continued to close his eyes to recuperate.

"Old man, you mean to laugh at me for not being married, a little unstable? I can tell you, this girl's job, and the people she deals with, scare you to death if you say it. ”

When Tian Tian said this, he turned half of his body and said in a very excited tone.

As soon as her tone was excited, her body was also a little swaying, because it was still summer, she was wearing cool clothes, and the two mountains swayed with her body.

"Girl, how can you talk to an old man, do you still know the rules!"

I had rebuked her loudly, but when I saw her, my old mistakes were repeated.

Tian Tian saw that my saliva was dripping again, and scolded the little bastard.

Then she hit a sudden brake in the direction, and the SUV pulled over to the side of the road.

Then she opened the back door, pointed at me and said, "Little rascal, get out of the car for me!" ”

"Wait! Girl, although you suspect us, but that's only suspicion, at least so far, you don't have any evidence, haven't you caught us in anything? ”

Xu Laosan's eyes didn't open, he was no longer cramped before, and said calmly.

"This little rascal, every time he sees my ...... Just drooling, this is not evidence or a handle! Tian Tian said menacingly.

I was full of anger before, arguing with Tian Tian, but now it seems that someone grabbed my little tail.

I put saliva into my mouth, I wanted to say that you would delay the big thing like this, but I was embarrassed to say a word.

Fortunately, I had already left the old street at this time, and no acquaintances on the road saw my embarrassment.

"No, that's his illness, you don't know what he's been through."

Xu Laosan still closed his eyes and said pretending to be profound.

Tian Tian was originally like me, and he was also holding back his anger, but when he met Xu Laosan, a chronic son, he was stunned for a moment.

"Little girl, after this short period of getting along, I can see that you are usually at work, and you must have accumulated a lot of pressure and resentment due to various reasons.

This time, you suddenly came into contact with the two of us, and saw that we were dressed dirty and tattered, and the class gap was a bit big, and you began to vent your grievances, right? ”

Xu Laosan's words, Tian Tian was speechless, and it seemed that he was right.

I couldn't help but say, "Third grandfather, I can't see it, you're still a psychologist." ”

"To catch ghosts and eliminate demons, you have to see through what ghosts and demons think, so that you can prescribe the right medicine and use different spells to deal with them, and the minds of ghosts and demons can be seen through, how can the old man not see the thoughts of a girl's family."

Xu Laosan's words were very thorough, and I accepted them.

"Girl, listen to the old man's advice, hurry up and find a companion who can talk about his sorrows, when the old man was an old man, he just suffered the loss of being an older man and was unmarried, and he almost made an irreparable mistake."

Tian Tian's face was flushed, and that kind of shrewdness and ability had already flown out of the clouds.

I am absolutely unprecedentedly convinced to Xu Laosan this time.

Tian Tian was embarrassed by what he said, snapped the car door, returned to the driver's seat, first started the car and continued to drive, and then quietly closed the back window.

Silent along the way, Tian Tian sent us to the suburbs.

Tian Tian parked the car at an intersection, took out his mobile phone and made a call.

She hung up the phone and pointed to a quiet village in front of her.

"The person my uncle wants to keep an eye on is in the half-demolished three-story building."

"Withdraw all those who called you." Xu Laosan finally opened his eyes.

"There are a lot of them, the two of you, the old and the young, add up to a maximum of 200 catties, can you do it?" Tian Tian was a little skeptical.

"It works." Xu Laosan said.

"Didn't you suspect that we and those people were playing double reeds just now, so what are you worried about, since we are in a group with them, can we still work hard?" I couldn't help but be sarcastic about Tian Tian.

At this time, Tian Tian already admired Xu Laosan a little.

But she was still very contemptuous of me: "Little rascal, let me tell you, what happened just now, I saw the old gentleman's face, and I didn't care about you, don't give an inch!" ”

Tian Tian glared at me after speaking, took out his mobile phone and called again: "You guys can withdraw." ”

Then I saw a dilapidated van slowly driving out of the village.

On the van, there are also words written on it to recycle old electrical appliances.

I said in my heart that these people are very professional, and they are well disguised.

"Let's go, let's go meet Hu Sangu!" Xu Laosan said.