Chapter 11 Past and future lives are animals
Zhang Daoye said to Uncle Liu: "The old scalper has worked hard all his life, and he must treat this old scalper well in the future, everything has a spirit." ”
Old Liu nodded hurriedly, I glanced at the old scalper, still there with tears in my eyes, and quickly turned my head and didn't dare to look, Zhang Daoye and Uncle Liu said a conversation, so he pulled me away, and said while walking: "Dare this time have you seen reincarnation?" The Taoist Buddha's view on reincarnation is the same, and the Tao continues after death, and it can be a ghost or an immortal, or it can be reincarnated. ”
I said, "Master Dao, your old man will definitely be able to become an immortal when the time comes." ”
Zhang Daoye smiled and said: "I have done too many evil things in my life, Chengxian doesn't dare to think about it, let's go, let's go to Jia Renyi's house to buy a big rooster." ”
At that time, the people in the village were poor, but there were also rich people, Jia Renyi's family was rich, his family had long-term workers, there were short-term workers during harvesting, there were mules and horses, and there were naturally more chickens fed at home, but this Jia Renyi was an iron rooster glass cat, and he pretended to invite Mr. Er, it was just a reputation for benevolence, in fact, I knew that he didn't want us poor ghosts to go to school with him. But I heard that Zhang Daoye is quite good at eating big households, Jia Renyi usually gives wine and meat to Zhang Daoye, and today I went to Jia Renyi's house, and now I have a good show.
I followed Zhang Daoye through the streets and alleys, walking and walking, I suddenly found that under my feet, there were many people lying down, those people were men and women, old and young, these people were sleeping there, not dressed like people from the Republic of China, I was scared to go, Zhang Daoye smiled and said: "Don't be afraid, these are actually the ancients who died before, the soul of the corpse is guarding here, you were temporarily opened by me The eye of the sky, you can see the past life of the person, and you can also see the underworld." ”
When I heard this, I suddenly realized that Zhang Daoye used to be a godly chatter, especially when he walked this road like dancing, and he was in order to avoid these invisible people under his feet. After saying those words to me, he walked up in front, he was wearing a hundred Nafu demon clothes, walking up and swaying left and right, I must have laughed in the past, but now I can't laugh, as the saying goes, the dead are great, Zhang Daochang This is the respect for the dead, and then I saw Tang Bohu's sentence that others laughed at me for being too crazy, and I laughed at the famous sentence that others couldn't see through, and I realized that there are many things in this world that we can't see through, not that others are crazy, but that we are ignorant.
I also followed Zhang Daoye's example, avoiding the people who were asleep at my feet, and those people on the street, talking and laughing, looked at a big madman and a little madman. came to the landlord Jia Renyi's house, this landlord Jia Renyi's house is not simple, with high walls and courtyards, and turrets at the four corners. We walked to the gate of Jia Renyi, the gate of Jia Renyi's house is a black lacquer gate, there is a gatehouse, on both sides of the door it is written that Xiangyang Gate is always in the spring, and the good people are more than happy, and there is a dismounted stone at the door.
Zhang Daoye walked to the door, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Jia Shanren, Jia Shanren, I, Zhang Laodao, have come to send you Yinde." ”
Zhang Daoye's voice is like a broken gong, where he is shouting, almost half of the village can be heard, of course, Jia Renyi in the house can also hear, after a while, the kung fu door opened, only to see Jia Renyi's old Changqing open the door, this Changqing is a bachelor, loyal and honest in work, five short figures, long like black charcoal, is a real cropper, others say that he is as honest as a cow, I want to see what he was in his last life, this look is really a black cow, Zhang Daoye's medicine is really a good thing, can insight into the two worlds of yin and yang.
Behind Changqing followed Jia Renyi and his wife, Jia Renyi and his wife were wide and fat, and they were both a pair of sow eyes, and now they saw that the two of them were pigs in their previous lives, and they had a pair of sow eyes, which is normal. Jia Renyi looked at the chubby figure and the horizontal meat on his face, and when he saw Zhang Daoye coming, he first frowned, and then greeted him with a smile and said: "Zhang Daoye is here, and the cold house is really full of brilliance." ”
Zhang Daoye said with a smile: "Your house is not a humble house, it is much stronger than my Duxian Palace, besides, I have come to hit a wall, won't I fall into ashes, you look at my clothes for many years, and they will fall off ashes when you shake them." ”
Jia Renyi hurriedly said: "Dao Ye said that he was laughing. ”
Zhang Daoye said: "Don't talk about it, I'm here today to send a yin virtue to your family." ”
Jia Renyi's sow rolled her eyes, and said with a smile: "Dao Ye is really kind, I don't know what Yin virtue is given to my family?" ”
Zhang Daoye still smiled and said: "The well where we draught drowned, I didn't replace the soul last time, and now it's starting to make waves, I want to get a big rooster and replace the soul of the dead man, look at this rooster ......"
At this time, Jia Renyi's daughter-in-law came over and said in the voice of the rooster: "I said Zhang Daoye, you are a big eater, you can't just eat our family?" Our family celebrates the New Year's holidays, and there is wine and meat to entertain, you say that there is a dead man's soul in the well, and our family has to take the rooster, aren't you bullying our family? ”
Zhang Daoye said with a smile: "Who said that I bullied your family? You see, I didn't take it for nothing, I bought it with money. ”
After speaking, it was like lice on his body, and he picked it up everywhere, and said as he went: "I obviously came with a piece of the ocean, why is there no more?" ”
Jia Renyi looked at Zhang Daoye and didn't speak, sneering there, he knew that Zhang Daoye couldn't take out this ocean, Jia Renyi's wife said; "Don't look for Dao Ye, if you had a piece of the ocean, you would have changed your wine and drank it a long time ago, and you would still eat someone else's big family, right?"
At this time, Zhang Daoye said: "Who said there is no more? Don't you see that this is not the ocean? ”
Although Jia Renyi's family is rich, but when they saw the money in Zhang Daoye's hand, they still widened their eyes, looking at the money in Zhang Daoye's hand, as if Zhang Daoye had stolen it from his own hands, Zhang Daoye walked to Jia Renyi with a silver dollar, and said with a smile: "Brother Renyi, my old Taoist is ugly and greedy, and he has eaten a lot of things in your family. ”
Jia Renyi looked at Zhang Daoye and said, "Daoye, what you said is true? ”
Zhang Daoye smiled and said, "Is this still fake? When did I tell a lie? ”
When Jia Renyi heard this, he grabbed Dayang in his hand, then put it in his mouth and bit it, blew on Dayang, put it in his ear and listened, his mouth smiled and saw the back molars, and said to Changqing behind him: "Changqing hurry up and catch the chicken for Zhang Daoye, catch the biggest one." ”
Changqing agreed, and walked towards the yard, and after a while, he grabbed a red rooster and handed it to Zhang Daoye, Zhang Daoye took the big rooster and said to me: "Go, bold, let's go to your house, let your father kill the chicken, let's drink, the unjust soul in this well is about to find a stand-in anyway, I also saw the unjust ghost in and out here yesterday." ”
When Jia Renyi heard this, he hurriedly asked Zhang Daoye what was the matter with the unjust ghost in the well? Why are you still going in and out of him, Zhang Daoye said mysteriously: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed." ”
At this time, Jia Renyi's son Jia Mingzu came out, he and I were classmates, and as soon as he saw me, he ran over, came to my side and said, "Bold, why did you come to my house?" ”
I looked at Jia Renyi's son, he also had the shadow of an animal on his body, I was talking to Jia Mingzu, and Jia Renyi over there begged Zhang Daoye to explain the matter of the unjust ghost, Zhang Daoye cleared his throat and said: "Leave three points on the side of the mouth, I can only tell you, Ling Gongzi's eyebrows are dark, and the black gas is steaming, this is a sign of water disaster, you have to pay attention." ”
After finishing speaking, he pulled me away, and when Jia Renyi heard it, he quickly grabbed Zhang Daoye and said, "Daoye, Daoye, my son is in trouble, your old man will break it, right?" ”
Zhang Daoye said: "I originally wanted to break it, I went to your house to ask for a rooster, and secretly robbed your son's water, but your family is good, a chicken wants me an ocean, this chicken is a pity that I am thrown in the water, anyway, it doesn't matter to me to find a substitute." ”
When Jia Renyi heard this, he hurriedly took out the ocean, put it in Zhang Daoye's hand, and said to Zhang Daoye: "Daoye Daoye, you help, don't you want to eat chicken?" Take this chicken to your old man's house. Then he turned to Changgong Changqing and said, "Changqing will go and catch a rooster for Daoye." ”