Chapter 9: The Joker
Ten years later, Illinois. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
Ever since Earth's first superhero, Captain America, was rescued from the ice at the bottom of the ocean for nearly 70 years and successfully re-thawed, the world has become more and more dangerous and complicated. It seemed that overnight, the cows, ghosts, and snakes all appeared at once. Correspondingly, superheroes have also come into being, as if they were born to be opponents.
Among them, the most famous is the CEO of Stark Industries, one of the largest arms companies in the United States, playboy and billionaire Tony Stark, who was kidnapped in Afghanistan and then built a mechanical armor to successfully escape from terrorists, and after getting out of a series of dangers, in front of the world's media, he admitted that he was Iron Man, causing a worldwide sensation;
Immediately afterwards, another aviation, railway, and scientific research center in the United States, Vice City, Gotham City, appeared a vigilante Batman in a bat suit and who did not fight criminals in the middle of the night. Why did so many supermen pop up all of a sudden?
"Hell!" In broad daylight, in a certain western restaurant in the center of Gotham City, a group of fierce gang leaders sat together indignantly and discussed everything that had happened recently.
"What the hell has happened to the world lately? There was a billionaire who flew over and over, and then a damn bat freak popped up at night! One of the bosses, who was of Mexican descent, scolded, "It's bad that we haven't even been able to do business lately!" ”
"It's only temporary." Another white man who looks more like a city at first glance: "Whether it's a billionaire or a freak of the night, it's not so easy to trouble us!" The government, the police, the courts all have our people, and they want to trouble us? Haha......"
"To the world of beautiful capital!" This cunning and sinister white guy said.
“yeah!” The hooligans chimed in.
In a laptop in the middle of the table, a middle-aged man of Chinese descent said: "Boss Manoni is right, as long as the money in our hands can be used safely and effectively, these are always not a problem!" ”
"And gentlemen, my company's account and vault are always the safest one, and you can rest assured that you can put your money in me......"
In this regard, among the 8 bosses, a black boss said: "But just yesterday, one of your money warehouses was robbed!" I was robbed by a guy in an idiot-like blue costume and a clown-like mask in broad daylight! What do you want to say about this, Mr. Liu? ”
"Yes, Boss Gambo is right, yesterday a guy in a funny cheap blue suit, gloves, and a clown-like face robbed us of our money, 68 million, Mr. Liu, won't you give us an explanation?" The other bosses also looked at the Chinese man with grim faces.
The Chinese man's face was a little ugly, but he still said unhurriedly: "I did hear the news, and the loss is not big...... Listen, folks, the banks may be a little unsafe, but I've thought of another complete solution, which is to move all the money to a safe place, and no one knows about it except me, so that not only will the police not be able to trace the source of your funds, but even the clowns in the mainland who are playing on our attention will not find a place to rob us of our money! ”
"But why do you think Batman won't come to you?" A funny and nervous voice added, "When he finds you, interrogates you, tortures you, do you think you can keep such a secret?" When the time comes......"
Facing the murderous and angry eyes of the hooligans and mafias in the restaurant, a man in a blue suit with clown makeup on his face walked in and sat down opposite the bosses with great courage.
"It's not 68 million that can be solved, but all! All your money ......," he grumbled nervously.
"Hell, you dare to appear in front of us!" The most grumpy black boss said angrily: "You think you can rob us of our money without paying the price...... As the boss spoke, the small people around him took out their pistols.
"No, no, no~" The clown opened his shirt, and the circle of high explosives inside bluffed the surrounding mafiosi like snakes and scorpions, wanting to kill him and throwing a mouse bogey, and the hand that took out the pistol couldn't help but tremble slightly.
"I advise everyone not to mess with these little guys." The clown said nervously, "These are amazing little creatures, and they are connected to my heart, if I ...... Hehe~~"
"What the hell do you want to do?" Among the bosses, the leader of the Manoni family, who has the deepest part of the city, held back his anger and said gloomily: "Come to provoke us? Provoke all the underground kings of Gotham City? ”
The clown sneered, "The Underground King? It used to be! Now ......" whistled flirtatiously.
“Fk!” The grumpy mafia couldn't stand it anymore.
"Slowly, slowly." The clown smiled again, and the blood-red mouth looked even more hideous, "Gentlemen, ladies, the reason why I say this is nothing more than to sort out the relationship between each other first, I, a good person who is helpful and generous, is not everyone's enemy, the real enemy, should be the one, cough, let everyone hide in broad daylight, and do ...... Rally, sorry, if you think that sounds a little better! OKOK, calm down, everyone calm down, all of us, the enemies of all your underground kings in Gotham City, should be the Batman in the weird costume and the funny helmet! yes, I'm talking about Batman! The Joker giggled, "One, uh, superheroes?" ”
"Bang!" Ganbo, the black boss who controls half of the drug business in Gotham City, finally couldn't help but slap the table: "Enough, I've heard enough of this guy's nonsense, first stole all of our money, and then Shi Shiran came to tell us that he is not our enemy, our enemy is that Batman?" Damn, do you really think we're idiots? We can't understand such a simple exorcism? Why don't you say Stark? You're just like us, one of the targets of Batman's strike! Don't think you can fool us by pretending to be a psychopath! If you're really not afraid of Batman, why are you here to talk nonsense? ”
The clown's expression remained unchanged, and he still smiled (he couldn't laugh if he didn't laugh, because the bosses present all found out that the bloody mouth on his face was actually cut with a knife), "No, no, no, gentlemen, you have misunderstood one thing. Not for myself, but for everyone. Does Batman hate you gangsters more than I am, or does he chase after my insignificant little people? ”
The clown's words made the mafia in the room unable to refute, and the clown smiled proudly, "Besides. He smiled and said, "That's not how things work, if you can do it well and do something, then shouldn't you be rewarded as you deserve?" Gentlemen? ”
The other bigwigs finally understood what he meant, and the Mexican-born Dougpi said with a smile: "So, how much do you want?" ”
He glanced at the Chinese surnamed Liu, who had been videotaping with them remotely.
The Chinese surnamed Liu stared at all the bosses present with an ugly face, he thought that these underworld bosses would not agree to the nonsense of this guy who looked like a psychotic guy, but he didn't want to, even the new leader of the Manoni family, the deepest white boss in the city, said: "If you really do such a thing, I think, we can be friends!" ”
The clown laughed, and what was more terrible than his makeup was the confusion of thoughts that he would never have guessed, and he licked his lips and said madly: "So, gentlemen, we have made up our minds!" I'll kill Batman, and half of all of you'll be mine~~"
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