Chapter 145: Cow, Pick-up Man, Demon King!
Chapter 145: Cow, Pick-up Man, Demon King! (Page 1/1)
"Tang San is buried! Who in the Three Realms doesn't know that you are the reincarnation of the golden cicada! Who doesn't know that you broke the precepts and were punished, otherwise, how could the two disciples of the Buddha be beaten down to the mortal world and reincarnate for ten lifetimes of practice? ”
With tears in the corners of her eyes, Princess Iron Fan was holding the red child in one hand and a sharp sword in the other, and the fingers holding the hilt of the sword were slightly white from too much force.
When these words came out, Wukong, Bajie, Sha Jingting, the third princess, and Xia Xiaoxi, who was fixed, couldn't help but show a gossip look!
Jin Chanzi, as the second disciple of the Buddha, was punished that year, and the news that he had broken the precepts when he was beaten down from the mortal dust! But what kind of rules and precepts have been committed, no one knows this except Rulai!
Now that the princess of the iron fan suddenly appeared, she was only afraid of ......
For the sake of his reputation, Tang Sanfu didn't care much, and said stubbornly: "Princess Iron Fan! I was beaten to the dust, and I really have nothing to do with you! Not to mention anything else, is the red boy really not the child of the old cow? ”
The old cow lying on the ground also looked at the princess of the iron fan with some hope when he heard this.
It's just that...... Princess Iron Fan shook her head, shattering the old cow's hopes.
"I didn't know this stupid cow when I found out I was pregnant! I met him after I became pregnant, and if I hadn't found the biological father of the child, I wouldn't have married him! In order to convince him that when the child was about to be born, I deliberately exposed my whereabouts to an enemy, which turned out the reason for the child's 'premature birth'. ”
Alleluia!!!
Tang Sanfu's eyes were full of sympathy when he looked at Lao Niu!
Cow, Pick-up Man, Demon King!
Things have developed to the present, Tang Sanfu has sorted out a few of them, first, the red boy is not the breed of the old cow! Second, even the Iron Fan Princess doesn't know whose species the Red Child is!
And according to Princess Iron Fan's own words, she took a nap in the garden that year, and then she found the banana fan, and then she became pregnant!
Tang San's mind flashed! I only felt that I had found a big power...... Big secret!
"You still won't admit it?"
Princess Iron Fan's eyes were full of heartbreak and disappointment, and the old cow lying on the side was no longer struggling.
How can hundreds of years of affection be said to be parted with? Although he now knows that he is a pick-up man, after all, Princess Iron Fan did not betray herself? After getting married, Princess Iron Fan has been staying in Moyun Cave and has never been out once!
Therefore, Lao Niu was angry and wanted to attack Princess Iron Fan and Red Boy, but he couldn't do it.
Tang Sanfu didn't know about Lao Niu's psychological activities, but he knew that it was impossible to admit it, and it was impossible to admit it in this life! And, he's discovered a big secret!
"Iron Fan Princess! First of all, I was beaten down by Nyolai not because of anything else, but because I had a conflict with him in understanding the Dharma, and he wanted me to understand his set, but I refused, so he knocked me out of the mortal dust, and after ten lifetimes of practice, I was able to achieve perfection! ”
"You ......"
Princess Iron Fan's eyes widened and she was about to interject, but Tang Sanfu waved his hand, interrupted Princess Iron Fan, and continued: "Secondly, the poor monk doesn't know the true fire of Samadhi, right! This has been proven by Goku just now! Let's be serious, what kind of exercises Lao Jun cultivates, the Three Realms know everything, except for making a mistake when he was young and having a daughter, it can be said that he is as guarded as jade!
In the case, Wukong was born a stone monkey and was ignorant about feelings, but he only recently understood his feelings, so he also ruled it out, so Princess Iron Fan, do you know a bedtime story? ”
Princess Iron Fan frowned and looked at Tang Sanfu inexplicably, not understanding, why was this so good, and suddenly told a bedtime story?
"Legends." Without waiting for Princess Tiefan and the others to ask, Tang Sanfu continued to take care of himself: "Legend has it that at the beginning of the birth of mankind, there was such a group as the Hua Xu clan, and there was a lake called Lei Ze on the side of the Hua Xu clan, and Lei Ze was the address of the ancient thunder god.
And this child is the future Fuxi! ”
The story is not long, and it is even rudimentary, but the central idea remains the same! It's just a pity......
"Humph! The birth of the great god Fuxi is well known! It was born with Nuwa Niangniang and Buzhou Mountain! Where did you hear this evil way? ”
Princess Iron Fan's words made Tang Sanfu a little dumbfounded! After patting his head, I remembered that he was talking about a TV series he saw on TV! That's artificially written! It's not true!
And what a place to be!
This is the Three Realms! The so-called ethereal myth of the birth place of those TV series!
He sighed and said, "Okay! I misremembered this, so you always know about the birth of the ancient emperor and the Yellow Emperor, right? ”
Tie Fan frowned, thought for a while, and before he could speak, Tang Sanfu continued: "Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor's mother is called Fubao. One night, Fu Bao saw a flash of lightning surrounding the Big Dipper. Immediately, the pivot star fell, and the attached treasure was conceived by induction. After being pregnant for 24 months, she gave birth to a child, who was later the Yellow Emperor. The Yellow Emperor was born with an unusual deity. Not long after birth, he was able to speak. By the age of 15, he knew everything. ”
Tie Fan glanced at the red boy and said hesitantly: "You say, the red boy is also the same as the Yellow Emperor, but it fell from the sky?" ”
Tang Sanfu shook his head and said, "No, I suspect that the red boy was done by your banana fan!" As the saying goes, there are seven on one vine...... Ahem, a four-leaf banana fan has grown on a vine! Divided into earth, wind, water and fire!
The fan is in the hands of the princess, and the fire fan is in the hands of Taishang Laojun, but the rest of the fans and water fans have not been born! According to the poor monk, I am afraid that the fan suffered a little accident at the beginning of its birth, and the fire fan felt it, and sent out the innate fire essence to lead, but I didn't expect that the connection was not successful, maybe the innate fire spirit and the fan happened to fall in the garden where the princess was sleeping!
By chance, he was fused by the princess and gave birth to a red child! ”
Tang San's head was the Tao, but how could Princess Iron Fan give up just by relying on such a little rhetoric? And it's so unbelievable!
Seeing that the misunderstanding was about to be resolved, it was just a matter of convincing everyone! At the moment, Tang Sanfu has a plan to get along again!
took out a mirror from under his crotch, pinched a few times, coughed a few words into the mirror, and said, "Hey, hey, can you hear me?" Laojun? ”
"What's wrong with you! I've asked Qingniu to give you a diamond bracelet! What more do you want! I am also a face-saving person! ”
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