557 Ruthless stratagem
Ji Caiyun asked me to go in to play, Tian Tian said that she wanted the two sisters to serve me together, of course, I wouldn't believe that there would be such a good thing, after all, they arranged for me to put me on the fire and roast half of my ass.
And even if I really want to serve me together, I can't enjoy it, my lord is already a waste now.
However, one of them is a fire phoenix, and the other is a stone qi female charm, I have now lost my fangs, and I haven't gotten the true body of the mountain god, how can I be their opponent, after being pulled in, it's too late to run out.
Ji Caiyun bent his elbow and hit my chest, and I couldn't move.
Tian Tian Jinji took off his socks in an independent posture, the kind of black stockings that were over the knee, and they were stuffed into my mouth, and then Ji Caiyun shook her hand, and I was thrown directly to the ground by her from the outside.
Ji Caiyun picked me up again, put me on the swing and let me sit down, and then she held the swing and stood beside me.
"Tian Tian, how is it, I still found it." Ji Caiyun said proudly.
"It's still my sister who is smart, and she used the dark coin to disguise herself as a female ghost card and attracted him, otherwise there are so many rooms in the hotel, and there is the Ecstasy Array of Lubanshu, it's really not easy to find him!"
As soon as I heard Tian Tian say this, I understood.
It must have been that they didn't find me, and finally thought of Xiaomi's hotel, but it was too late, and they were afraid that they couldn't find me, so they thought of a clever trick and wrote with dark coins to deceive me.
As for why the other male guests weren't invited, this one is simple.
They stuffed the stygian coins in all the rooms, and they didn't do any tricks on the stygian coins, so that when the other guests saw the stygian coins, they thought it was someone and was playing some kind of prank.
In this way, no one else will come, and I will be the only one who will come.
It's too late to think of this, after all, I've already fallen into their hands, and next, I'm going to be roasted by the fire.
Tian Tian's socks were filled with a stony smell, which looked very choking, and it was very uncomfortable to stuff in my mouth, I shook my shoulders and couldn't move from the neck down, but my head could still move.
So I shook my head desperately.
"What's the matter, the mountain god who slept with the little crane is not feeling well now?" Tian Tian asked me with a smile, it seems that Ji Caiyun was vague and told Tian Tian about the things in his previous life, otherwise Tian Tian would not have said that I was sleeping with a little crane.
I nodded, speechless.
"As long as you don't shout, I'll take your socks away, how about it?" Tian Tian said.
I nodded my head again and again, indicating that I would cooperate.
"You nod, I'll just think you're a fart, anyway, if you dare to shout, I'll take off a small part of yours." Tian Tian said, showing a pair of sharp scissors, directly cutting the waistband of my pants, and then removing my pants.
Ji Caiyun glanced down, immediately blushed, and quickly twisted his head to the opposite side.
"Sister, when you see a familiar little friend, why don't you turn your head and say hello." Tian Tian made fun of Ji Caiyun.
"There's nothing in the world that makes me more disgusting than his!" Ji Caiyun said disgustedly.
I almost died of anger, and my heart said that you scheming little girl, when you were in the ice cave cave, how could you not dislike it!
Tian Tian stretched out his hand and took off the socks in my mouth.
As soon as the socks left her mouth, Tian Tian's scissors sank, and she said to me: "Uncle, you have to think clearly, if you shout, your weight will be reduced a little." ”
The cold scissors, right at my vital point, let me shout, and I don't dare to shout.
"Tian Tian, Xiaoying really likes me before you, don't hate her." I speak in a very small voice.
"You're wrong, I don't hate Xiao Xianhe at all, I hate you, uncle, do you really think that I'm the kind of person who doesn't dare to beat men, but beats Xiao San on the street? I always beat men first, and then hit juniors when I'm in a bad mood. ”
After Tian Tian finished speaking, he rolled the newspaper I had read before in the room into a paper tube, and was about to slap my face.
"Tian Tian, don't slap your face!" Ji Caiyun hurriedly spoke to stop it.
Tian Tian smiled, that's right, you can't slap your face.
I thought at the time that Ji Caiyun was for my face, so I stopped Tian Tian.
No matter how serious the fart injury is, others can't see it, but if my face is swollen, I will be embarrassed after I go out, so I was stupid and said thank you to Ji Caiyun.
"You're welcome, maintaining the dignity of the eldest lord is what I, a girl, should do." Ji Caiyun said politely.
But how do I feel that her words are a bit yin and yang.
Anyway, I found that the atmosphere was very wrong, and I could only feel at ease if I left as soon as possible.
"Tian Tian, since you hate me, then I won't explain, either you can beat me hard, or you use stone gas to directly turn one of my hands into stone, anyway, as long as you can eliminate the hatred in your heart, you are free."
As soon as I said this, Tian Tian threw away the paper tube in his hand instead.
"Uncle, I'm a little reluctant to beat you." Tian Tian stared at my face and said.
"Then you just let me go!" I'm in a hurry.
"No, I won't let you go, since you hooked up with Little Xianhe and bullied Sister Ji in your previous life, I won't let you continue your evil fate to hurt me in this life! I'm not going to hit you, I'm going to give you a taste of barbecue on the fire tonight! ”
Tian Tian said, snapping his fingers.
Ji Caiyun's hand slowly let go of the swing.
"Master, don't shake your head, otherwise the swing will be affected by external forces, and you will touch the scissors when you move, and then your pain will not be compared to turning into stone with one hand."
Ji Caiyun said it well, the scissors were pressed on his legs, and I really didn't even dare to shake my head now.
Ji Caiyun walked over and turned off all the light sources in the room, then she took out a bag, took out the candles in the bag and put them on the ground, and lit a circle of candles on the ground.
After listening to Tian Tian's words, and then looking at the candle set by Ji Caiyun, I thought that Tian Tian was childish and really planned to roast me with fire.
Although it hurts to burn the fire, I really want to end the current crisis as soon as possible.
"Tian Tian, come and burn me, I'll admit it." I said through gritted teeth.
"Hehe, uncle, am I so too much in your eyes? I'm willing to burn you with a candle, I'm just here to add a little spice to you! ”
Tian Tian said, looked up at the roof, the roof of this room is all glass, so after Tian Tian saw it, he lowered his head and looked at me, and said, "The stars are no longer visible, and now it is the darkness before dawn!" ”
Looking at Tian Tian's face, I suddenly had a very serious sense of crisis and pressure, so I said to her: "Tian Tian, what are you going to do?" If you want to fight or draw, you hurry up! ”
"If I hit you and whip you, I will touch you, and if I touch you, you will become stone, so I will not beat you or whip you."
Tian Tian said this, and smiled evilly.
"Although I can't touch you, but Sister Ji can touch you, so be it, I know that you are a screaming donkey, and there can't be a shortage of women around you, it is estimated that Mai Xiaoying will not let you get involved in order to cultivate these days, you are suffocated, right?"
Tian Tian said, waving his hand to Ji Caiyun: "Sister, it's your turn, serve your eldest master well." ”
Ji Caiyun nodded, walked over to me, and said, "Mmmm, it's time, the little crane is coming soon!" ”
Tian Tian suddenly withdrew the scissors from my legs, I already knew what ruthless tactics Ji Caiyun was going to use, so when the scissors were withdrawn, I immediately opened my mouth and wanted to shout loudly.
As long as I can shout out, even if one person hears it, the next thing will not go to the point where it cannot be saved.
However, Ji Caiyun had already taken precautions.
As soon as Tian Tian's scissors were withdrawn, she tapped them lightly with her fingers on my chest and Adam's apple.
This time I was numb and couldn't speak.
But at this time, I also discovered a suspicion about Ji Caiyun.
Recently, Mai Xiaoying and I have been very sweet, and I almost have to dispel the idea of taking away the demon doll Yin Yuan.
It's because I haven't gotten the Yin Yuan of the demon doll yet, so now I'm just a little stronger than the average person.
If Ji Caiyun is really an immortal who flies to the sky at the moment, she doesn't need to point at my acupoint at all, and she can achieve the same effect on me by using spells such as the immortal's immobilization technique.
It seems that after she crossed the tribulation, most of them have not yet ascended to immortality!
However, it doesn't matter if I think of this, the important thing is that after Mai Xiaoying wakes up, she will definitely come to me.
And Ji Caiyun and Tian Tian, what they are waiting for now is the moment when Mai Xiaoying comes to me.
Tian Tian closed his eyes and felt the air flow outside.
Suddenly, Tian Tian opened his eyes and nodded to Ji Caiyun.
Ji Caiyun immediately turned around, turned her back to me, lifted her skirt and sat on my lap.