803 After three lightning strikes
Looking at the burning stick that Hu Xiaoli took out, it turned out that this was the bamboo stick I made with wine lice at the beginning, and I really wanted to cry without tears.
"Mom, why can't you pay attention to it, and when you burn me, take the bamboo eight-edged wedge aside?"
"Son, look at you, let you not worry, don't worry, I know more about your bamboo than you, don't forget that when you were the mountain god, I was still your big housekeeper! Back then, Ji Caiyun knew how to play, you can play better than her, and the entire Running Tiger Ridge was all done by me! ”
Hu Xiaoli said, and began to complain again, saying how she used the limited resources of Paohuling to feed many immortal families and all kinds of small creatures.
Hu Xiaoli chattered, and kept condemning me for the profligate wreckage back then, I just experienced the lethality of my mother's nagging, if I can walk around at this time, I promise to find a reason to avoid it immediately.
Hu Xiaoli didn't finish talking, so I had to interrupt her: "Mom, can you complain to me about these in the future, let's talk about the bamboo joints first!" ”
Hu Xiaoli listened, waved the burning stick in her hand a few times, and said to me with a smile:
"This bamboo octagonal wedge, long lost its aura, although you used wine lice, forcibly restored the slub octagon, but the aura on it actually did not come back, when you have the mana of the corpse tyrant, you will naturally be able to retrieve all the aura and get the real slub octagonal!"
After Hu Xiaoli finished speaking, she actually broke the bamboo joints into two for me.
Before I could ask her, she pulled out an empty wine bottle, which was clear glass.
Hu Xiaoli put the broken edge of the bamboo stick against the mouth of the wine bottle, and then used a torch to start roasting the bamboo piece.
"Son, watch Mommy do a magic trick for you." Hu Xiaoli said, holding me up with one hand.
This time I saw it more clearly, as the torch was grilled, the eight-edged fracture of the bamboo knot, slowly dripping golden liquid.
The liquid is drop after drop, not fast or slow, and it is not finished.
"Wine lice?" I was taken aback.
I never thought that the original wine lice were not digested by the bamboo eight-edged stick, and they have always been alive.
"Yes, it's wine lice, but after the barbecue of the firewood of the tiger head Taishi chair, these wine lice, the anger on them has been removed, and now they can be used as a medicine to fight against the thunder and fire, son, you are so lucky!"
Two halves of bamboo eight-edged mace, and the last dripping water droplets, just slowly a wine bottle.
I asked Hu Xiaoli why it was half of the wine gourd at the beginning, and the two wine bottles couldn't fit it, but now it is only about a catty.
"This is my use of a spell to remove the dross of wine lice and extract their essence." Hu Xiaoli shook the wine bottle and handed it to my mouth.
"Open your mouth and drink." Hu Xiaoli said.
I still remember what Hu Sangu said at the beginning, drinking wine lice, people will become ignorant and unconscious, unless after drinking, kill the people they care about the most.
So I resolutely don't open my mouth.
Hu Xiaoli didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, directly pinched my mouth open, and poured all the bottle of wine lice into my stomach.
The smell of alcohol was so thick that I coughed repeatedly, and I fainted again and again.
When I woke up again, there was Hu Xiaoli standing beside me, as well as Xiaomi, who was carrying Xiao Gu, and Tian Tian, who was holding the mountain spirit.
And I was already lying on the top of the mountain where the old turtle essence swallowed the essence of the moonlight.
"Where's Yaya?" I asked Hu Xiaoli.
"Yaya stayed in the Guandi Temple, I didn't let her see the spell, this kind of scene, I don't want her to see it, you can rest assured of her safety, with Aunt Dou by her side, Mrs. Mei is also secretly protecting her, she will be fine."
Hu Xiaoli said, let Tian Tian hand over the mountain spirit to Xiaomi, and then she asked Tian Tian to hold a torch for lighting, and she took matters into her own hands, erected me, and tied me to the only small tree on the top of the mountain.
I knew in my heart that it was already night, there was not a single star in the sky, and it would rain at any time.
And Tian Tian said before that this is a thunderstorm, and there will be thunder when it rains.
I'm now tied to a small tree at the top of the mountain, and as long as there is thunder, I will definitely be hacked.
I was very nervous in my heart, because I had to survive the three thunders and survive, Master Huang would be a corpse bully in the future, and there would be no shortcomings of the corpse bully's ignorance.
If you can't hold on, Master Huang will have to explain.
After Hu Xiaoli tied me up, the rain began to fall, and a lightning bolt swept across the sky, splitting the sky in half.
Hu Xiaoli stuffed a pill in my mouth, and then took Tian Tianxiao and quickly hid in a low-lying place.
"Son, hold on, the pill can cause the throbbing of wine lice, and it will help you withstand the lightning strike!" Hu Xiaoli shouted below.
"Husband, hold on!" Xiaomi also shouted.
"Uncle, I'm waiting for you to come back mightily!" Tian Tian shouted.
As soon as their shouts fell, a flash of lightning fell from the sky, and with a bang, it split the small tree behind me in half.
With the addition of thunder and lightning, I feel okay, after all, I have been struck by lightning several times.
But I couldn't move at this time, and the small tree was split and caught fire, and my back was glued to the small tree, so the fire started and my back burned for a while.
The smell of the fire was really uncomfortable, and I almost fainted in pain.
But the wine lice in my body suddenly came to life, and when I was about to faint, the wine lice scurried around my body, making me feel very itchy.
The groove, that kind of itching from the inside, is a thousand times more powerful than a hundred claws scratching my heart, it simply makes me feel that if someone kills me with a knife now, I will definitely thank him!
But it's this itch that keeps me from fainting.
At this time, the second thunder slashed down again, splitting the only half of the small tree behind me directly into flying ash, and I felt that my back was like being smashed by a 10,000-pound sledgehammer.
I bowed my head and spat out a mouthful of blood.
Inside this blood was a red scorpion the size of a baby's fist, which had been split into charcoal by lightning.
This thunder and lightning has solved the red scorpion venom in my body!
The third thunder came down quickly, and this time I spit out a big ice ball, and on the scorching ground, this ice ball still came out with a trace of cold, which shows how cold it is.
The yin qi in my body under impermanence, when I sealed my true body, the old abbot only solved the seal, but did not solve the yin qi, if it weren't for Hu Xiaoli, I wouldn't know that there was such a cold cold ice ball in my body!
Three thunderbolts came down, and all the burned skin on my body was split apart.
This time I showed my real body again, it turned out to be covered with shiny black scales, and it didn't look like a standing tiger anymore, maybe this kind of scales was the invulnerable armor of the corpse tyrant!
I was able to move at that time, I just waved my hand lightly, and hit a big rock with a fist, and the big stone looked like it was made of tofu, and it was scattered by my punch, like tofu dregs.
I lightly tapped on my toes, and I jumped up more than ten feet high, and I didn't use my strength yet, if I jumped hard, I guess I could fly!
I have withstood three lightning strikes, the wine lice have been digested by me, the poisonous gas of the red scorpion, and the impermanence of yin qi have also been spit out by me, according to Hu Xiaoli's plan, I am now done.
At this time, Hu Xiaoli took Tian Tianxiao and ran over to me.
Halfway through, they stopped.
Looking at the horror on their faces, I was startled, what's the matter, I have the mana of the corpse tyrant, is there any danger?
Look at their gaze, above my head, and I look up.
I smothered it, and a bolt of lightning struck me right above my head.
This lightning is different from before, because this lightning is like a sharp sword, according to Xu Laosan, this kind of lightning is definitely not to kill anyone to become an immortal, but to destroy who becomes a ghost!
I didn't think much about it at the time, I withstood the three thunderstorms, and even if the fourth one was a little different, I didn't believe that I couldn't withstand it!
I didn't know what I thought, so I stretched out my hand to the sword-like lightning.
When the lightning struck, I caught it in my hand.
At that time, I felt like I had grabbed a small bug that was jumping around, and my palms were a little itchy, so I pinched it hard, and the lightning was actually pinched into something tangible by me, a bamboo eight-edged gong as black as the scales on my body!
This is my real weapon!
Later, Hu Xiaoli explained to me that people worship the strong, and the bamboo eight-edged gong is no exception, this time it is because I have become stronger, and the aura scattered by the bamboo eight-edged gong will gather in the lightning and return to my hands again.
As soon as I shook my hand, I stuck the bamboo knot into the ground.
"What about Da Luo Jin Xian! What about lightning strikes! "I roared to the heavens.
As a result, a bolt of lightning slashed down again, but it didn't hit me, but where Hu Xiaoli and the others were standing.
Hu Xiaoli reacted faster than Tian Tian and Xiaomi, and when the lightning was about to arrive, she suddenly jumped away and rolled to the side, dodging the lightning strike.
Hu Xiaoli dodged, Tian Tian and Xiaomi didn't dodge, even with the little Gu Mountain Spirit, after being struck by lightning, the four of them disappeared without a trace.
I was in such a hurry, I had the mana of the corpse tyrant, but I lost four relatives!
Hu Xiaoli saw that my eyes were cracked, and immediately said son, you see that you are anxious again, Tian Tian Xiaomi, they will be fine, the moment of the lightning strike just now, Xiaobai took them all away, only when the lightning strikes, the fairy world and here will crack a crack, the first few lightning strikes, I contacted Xiaobai and asked her to take Tian Tian Xiaoxiao away.
"Why did you take them?" I asked, puzzled.
"Because they used up your thunder fire this time, almost ruined my big thing, and turned you into an ignorant corpse bully, so I must punish them and let them taste the pain of lovesickness!" Hu Xiaoli said.
Hu Xiaoli definitely didn't lie to me, Xiaobai had a good impression of her before, and she would definitely listen to her.
I said in my heart that what you said was light, how do I feel, as a mother-in-law, dealing with two daughters-in-law at the same time, feeling tired and wanting to pick a child!
"Mom, I was struck by lightning several times this time, full of thunder and fire, I must release it later, otherwise I will be burned to death, you let Tian Tianxiao go, there are no girls around me, what will I do later!" I stomped my foot and said.
Hu Xiaoli smiled and pointed to the sky, where there was a white shadow.
"I've already thought about this for you, that's not Mai Xiaoying, she took advantage of the lightning and thunder to come to the catastrophe, but she didn't succeed, you can easily catch her, you just woke up last night, the one who pretended to be a female ghost crying and scaring you, in fact, was this girl, I found her at that time, and she slipped away quietly."
Hu Xiaoli said that she went down the mountain and said that she would go back to take care of Yaya.
I looked up at the sky, the white shadow was still hovering, I knew that Mai Xiaoying was too far away, she might not know what was going on here, so I pretended to be dead and lay down on the ground.
I was lying on the concrete floor, half of my face buried in a pit, and the pit was full of rainwater.
The torch that Tian Tian was holding before is now not far from me, and the rain has become much lighter, and it can't extinguish the torch fire at all.
I waited for Mai Xiaoying to be fooled.
Mai Xiaoying was really fooled, flapping her wings and flying down, I could feel her flickering wings.
When Mai Xiaoying landed beside me, I suddenly stood up.
Mai Xiaoying realized that it was a trap, and hurriedly took off, her speed was not slow, and when I looked up, she had already flown out three feet high.
But this time I wasn't the same person I used to be, and I jumped and ripped her off the sky.
"Xiaoying, my brother has just been hit by a few lightning strikes, and he is about to be burned to death by the stirring thunder fire, you came just in time, help my brother extinguish the fire!" As I spoke, I carried Mai Xiaoying and ran to the mountain temple.
On the way, Mai Xiaoying kept beating me, trying to break free.
But when she did this, she couldn't break free from me, but instead stirred up the thunder fire in my stomach.
I ran all the way, and Mai Xiaoying scolded all the way.
I snorted and said you scold, now you scold, the master will give you a stick later, don't let you beg for mercy, I Huang Guoshan and your surname are Mai!
When I came to the mountain temple, I found that Hu Xiaoli was considerate and prepared a big wooden barrel for me, which was placed in the previous vat.
At that time, I threw Mai Xiaoying, who was covered in rain, into the wooden bucket, and then two big hands reached in and washed her like a radish.
Mai Xiaoying completely admitted it this time, no longer struggling, and didn't dare to scold me again.
"Huangshan, please, let me go." Mai Xiaoying pleaded.