Chapter 71: A Chance Encounter with a Bandit (Page 1/1)

How righteous and awe-inspiring Tang Seng was at the water and land festival, how frightened he was when he was there!

As he has lived with Situ Yi for 18 years, how can he not know that Situ Yi and Buddhism are incompatible, or how unpleasant Buddhism is.

Since childhood, Tang Seng has not had the slightest good impression of Buddhism.

And now that he is about to embark on a journey to the west, and in a few years he will see the Buddha with a big bag, how can he not worry in his heart.

"Master, are you sure you want your dear apprentice to go and see that big bag?"

"This is your fate, and you can't escape it."

"Master, I am born with the Buddha and I are not compatible, so let's change someone, right?"

"Yes, the premise of the replacement is that you die again."

"Master, how can such an important matter as learning scriptures be replaced? Who else but me can learn from it? Well? I asked, "Who else?" ”

"The child can be taught. You don't have a Dharma name yet, so the teacher will give you one today. ”

"Huh? Master, are you going to give me a Dharma name? ”

"Since the scriptures of Mahayana Buddhism are called Sanzang, it is better for you to call them three burials! Bury the gods, bury the immortals, hide the Buddhas! It is rumored in the rivers and lakes that eating a bite of Sanzang meat can lead to immortality! How is it? ”

Hearing this Dharma name, Tang Sanfu felt a little weak, "Master, are you sure that I won't be beaten to death by all the immortals, gods and Buddhas if I take this Dharma name?" Are you willing to be beaten to death by your lovely apprentice? ”

Situ Yi waved his hand indifferently and said, "It's okay." "They can't kill you!

Tang Sanfu pursed his lips and said secretly: "It's okay for you, this law name is not yours, how can there be such a pit apprentice~of~"

With a shudder, Tang Sanfu suddenly felt that everything was so tasteless.

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My name is Tang Seng, the law name is Tang San Burial, Tang San Burial of the Gods and Immortals and the Buddhas, it is rumored in the rivers and lakes that eating a poor monk can live forever with a bite of meat!

Unexpectedly, under the pry of my bad master, I finally embarked on the road to the west!

I've watched Journey to the West since I was a child, and I don't have much resistance to going west, and the biggest resistance is still the big man with a bag on his head in the Da Lei Yin Temple, because I'm not sure if I can beat him, I shouldn't be able to beat him. If I go to the Great Lei Yin Temple, will I be shot to death directly with a full head of bags?

No one knows!

Now, I am riding a white horse given by Tang Emperor Li Er, with a thousand taels of gold and silver in the ring, wearing a brocade robe, holding a purple gold bowl in my left hand, a nine-ring tin staff in my right hand, and a Pilu hat inlaid with precious stones on my head. Even though I shaved my head, it didn't affect my handsome and chic face at all!

The first day was peaceful.

The next day there was no disaster.

On the third day, Tang Sanfu rode on a white horse, swaying leisurely, "This is the westward journey, there is no disaster and no difficulty." The wind and waves are calm, how good, why are so many little demons coming to die without their own strength! Eh, I heard that those youkai seem to be the essence of various animals. I don't know the taste...... What's the difference with what it was before becoming a sperm? ”

"Well, that monk, if you don't want to die, hand over the money on your body!"

When Tang Seng was thinking about the tastes of all kinds of monsters, nine thieves suddenly jumped out on both sides, holding ring knives and pointing at Tang Seng, especially the thieves who seemed to be the leader of the thieves, who looked at the purple gold bowl in Tang San's hand with one eye without blinking, and the greed in his eyes was undoubtedly revealed.

Tang Seng glanced at it, his eyes rolled, and he suddenly contracted.

"Ah~~~~~ bandit, help!"

Tang San's nine-ring tin staff and purple gold bowl on the white horse were thrown to the ground, and the whole person shrank on the white horse, holding his head with both hands and putting it in his mouth, looking overly frightened.

The thieves laughed when they saw it: "Hahaha, boss, this monk is stupid!" ”

"That's it! It is! I have never seen such a stupid monk. ”

"If it weren't for the purple gold in his hand, how much oil and water a monk could have fished."

The frightened Tang Sanfu said secretly: "Sure enough, Li Er's thing is really stupid, give me a purple gold bowl to transform the fate, take this thing to the fate, the chance of being robbed is definitely hundreds of times that of the fate!" Even if you don't get robbed, you will be remembered by the bandits, sure enough. Li Er, this idiot! ”

Li Er, who was far away in the imperial city for a court meeting, suddenly sneezed and rubbed his nose, "I don't know that girl misses me." ”

"Big guy, tie up the monk and take the purple gold bowl for money, and we will make a fortune!"

Tang Sanfu looked at the sky and found that it was already dusk, if these bandits were solved, then they would have to sleep in the open, "Sure enough, let's follow these bandits, at least there is a good place to go at night." ”

The bandits tied Tang San, who had no power to resist, and led the unknown white horse to the cottage on the mountain.

What the bandits didn't notice was that behind them, there was a pair of eyes watching this scene!

After coming to the cottage, it was not the bandits who greeted these bandits, but a few children!

"Daddy, Daddy, are you back?"

Several children dressed in ragged linen threw themselves into the arms of their respective fathers, coquettish, and their eyes looked expectant.

"Daddy, is there anything delicious today?"

One of the one-eyed dragons had a gentle smile on his face, touched his child's head, and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, yes!" Today, we eat meat! ”

"Oh~~~ There's meat to eat! There's meat to eat! When a few children heard this, they were immediately happy as if they were celebrating the New Year, and they ran into the village one by one, running to tell each other.

The one-eyed dragon's child did not leave, but followed the one-eyed dragon, blinked, looked at Tang San's burial, and asked curiously, "Daddy, this is the monk in the story you usually say?" ”

"Yes. He's a monk! ”

"Then what is this monk for?"

The one-eyed dragon thought for a while and said, "Tie it up on the mountain for a few days, and if no one comes to redeem it, then let it go." ”

As soon as the one-eyed dragon said this, several thieves beside him suddenly became anxious and said, "Big boss, this ...... That's not right. ”

"Yes, big boss, how can anyone come to redeem the monk, in my opinion, it is better to squeeze the monk's oil and water and let it go. Or kill it. Just tied up in the stockade and wasting our food! There wasn't enough food! ”

“......”

With the conversation of the bandits, Tang Seng also understood, this group of bandits is not a bandit, but a villager, there is a drought in the village, there is no grain harvest, there is really no money and food, and after being very hungry, he became a bandit, even the cottage that is not like a cottage is built temporarily, and it was rebuilt from the old site of the village before.

These thieves do not have the slightest murderous intention, they only rob grain and money, and never kill people.

After figuring out the situation in the village, Tang Sanfu sighed. In ancient times, the harvest of people's crops really depended on whether God rewarded or not, the weather was bad, the grains were not harvested, the weather was good, and a part of the grain had to be handed over, and in the end the people left in their hands were barely enough for the family to eat for a year.

Originally, I wanted to teach them how to be a man in the bandits' den, but I didn't expect it to be such an ending.

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