736. You're not drunk, so why pretend to be drunk

As soon as the words fell, the female general jerked her hand, and suddenly my legs lost their balance and fell to the ground.

But how could I be so willing to give in, a wild dog rolled over, bounced in the air, and his abdominal muscles contracted suddenly, like a spring, and pulled the female general towards me.

The female general was a woman after all, and the horse under the seat was also pulled by me.

She let out a scream, and her delicate body fell from her horse.

I saw a stone next to me, and she was Wang Li's sister, so I didn't want to hurt the innocent by mistake, so I immediately supported it with both hands, and directly supported the other party.

The surroundings were also quiet, and Wang Li's whole person was almost petrified.

I looked up slowly, stunned to find that something was going to happen......

Wang Li's sister also opened her eyes round, and her lips trembled: "You...... You ......"

"I'm sorry." I immediately let go, but what I didn't expect was that she fell to the ground, and it looked like she had fallen quite badly, after all, I had already supported her with both hands just now, otherwise she would have fallen off the horse.

"Lin Xiongtu! I...... I'll kill you! As she spoke, Sister Wang immediately got up from the ground, raised her whip high, and was about to draw it towards me when tragedy struck.

I see whips wrapped around her armor!

I said, "Wait, calm down! ”

"Wow!"

She screamed and dragged hard, and the armor on her body fell off one after another, scattering all over the ground.

What is just devastating is that inside her armor, there is only a white skirt......

I have a picture in my mind, that is, I used to eat Goubuli buns in Tianjin, I remember when I ate Goubuli buns, I was still in high school, I ate a lot at that time, and I ordered a three-person Goubuli bun, and I couldn't hold two slaps.

It is precisely the current remake.

"Bastard!" Sister Wang whimpered, covered herself with one hand, and whipped at me with the other hand.

Just then, there was a roar behind me, and I heard one person exclaim: "Get out of the way!" The horse was shocked! ”

I turned around sharply and saw a carriage rushing towards me, the driver of the carriage was already pale, and the horse was running at a great speed!

If it goes on like this, I'm afraid it's going to hit me, and if it hits me, I can jump away, but as soon as I leave, I'm afraid this little girl will suffer.

I gritted my teeth and pulled the whip over, and Sister Wang also fell into my arms in an extremely ambiguous posture, she looked up at me, ashamed and annoyed, tears came out.

She gritted her teeth, her beautiful eyes were almost spewing flames, if her eyes could kill, I think I would have died a thousand times by now......

But I grabbed her waist with one hand, saying that her waist is very thin, and she has been practicing martial arts for a long time, just like a female student studying ballet, and her figure is very good.

I took her with me, and I splashed some water in the air, and I rolled over and landed on the roof.

Her hair hit my face as she swirled in the air, and there was a faint smell of jasmine.

Sister Wang looked at me, and I looked at her, and suddenly she was about to tighten her teeth, her face was flushed, and a slap came over, and it hit me in the face firmly.

I was beaten, you know, I have been on the battlefield for so many years, but no woman has ever dared to beat me.

And Sister Wang pushed me away, shed tears, jumped off the roof with a whin, got on the horse and ran away.

I covered my face and watched her sturdy figure until she was gone, and I didn't fall to the ground until she was gone.

Wang Li couldn't cry or laugh: "Yes, my sister is going to die with you." ”

"This is force majeure, and I didn't pull her armor, and I didn't expect that there was a skirt in the armor......" I felt very wishful, and there was something inexplicable.

Wang Li said: "My sister is a beauty, but now she is twenty-six years old and has not yet married, do you know why? ”

"Why?"

"Because my sister only recognizes men who are stronger than her!" He said.

The corners of my mouth twitched: "That Baixiong is her good?" ”

"It's not! Bai Xiong is her junior brother, of course Bai Xiong likes my sister is true, but my sister thinks he is ugly, Bai Xiong has a big mole on his face, and there is thick hair, my sister is very disgusted. Wang Li began to look me up and down.

I was horrified: "Why are you looking at me with such ambiguous eyes?" I'm telling you, I don't like men! ”

"you! I want to say, you Lin Xiongtu is not bad looking, among the men I have seen, you are definitely a beautiful man, maybe you can catch up with my sister with a little effort, but don't forget...... Your kung fu is several times that of my sister, I can figure this out, you didn't use weapons just now, and your marksmanship is also recognized, there are not many people who can tie with Zhang Han...... Of course, you are a little stronger than Zhang Han. He said.

"Haha, it's over, but it seems that life in Xianyang City will not be easy in the future, right? I please. I laughed.

Wang Li scratched his head: "Let's put it this way, I have to go to Zhang Sheng's house, don't go, Zhang Sheng's mother is very afraid of life, I'll go, you can go and see Hu Hai's son......"

"Go and see Gongzi Huhai?" I was puzzled.

"Well, now that Gongzi Hu Hai has lost power, he is passive and decadent every day, and he has been drowning his sorrows with wine, you are good at words, go and persuade a few words." When he told Hu Hai's address, my heart moved, and I just went to ask Hu Hai for some things.

Thinking of this, I set off, anyway, it's still early, and Ma Chao and they haven't heard back to me yet, so the affairs of the mansion keep them busy.

Riding thousands of miles of smoke and clouds, I went to a mansion, and there were two guards at the door, looking very lazy, and the guards of the palace were not at the same level as the guards of the palace.

The guards of the palace, the elder brother is full of energy, and his eyes can kill, but the guards here are like eating tobacco ointment, languishing, and emaciated, and at a glance they know that some old, weak, sick and disabled people have retired from the front line and are here as guards.

I went over, and an old man was wearing armor, and because he was so thin, the armor made a string on his body: "Yes, it's you, do you know what this place is?" ”

"I am a subordinate of General Wang Jian and have come to visit Gongzi." I picked up the meat and wine that I had prepared.

The two guards looked at each other, and one of them said, "What do you have to prove your identity?" ”

I smiled and pulled out some copper coins, and the two guards immediately smiled.

Walking in, I couldn't help but sigh when I saw the depressed appearance in the courtyard, sure enough, the royal family is a status piled up with corpses, who would have imagined that a noble prince would end up like this.

The yard was full of dead wood, and it seemed that no one had taken care of it for a long time, and the green plants had turned into dead branches, and there was not a single servant.

I glanced at the windows and doors, and saw that the window paper was also very worn, full of holes, and the surrounding walls, which were simply mottled.

It would have been easy for someone to come in and assassinate him, but no one had killed him.

This is a very sad thing, which shows that Hu Hai's current status is that even the assassins are too lazy to do it.

"Wine, wine...... Give me wine! There was a murmur from inside, and I followed the sound and pushed them away, and sure enough, there was a ragged man lying on the ground, surrounded by empty wine bottles.

However, when I passed, I also saw the appearance of the visitor, who was as thin as an octogenarian old man, with a sallow face, but there was an imperial air between his eyebrows.

I said, "Here comes the wine, and here comes the meat." ”

As soon as Hu Hai heard the wine and meat, he immediately jumped up, cheered in a tired voice, hugged the wine and began to drink, he seemed to have not eaten wine and meat for a long time, eating whale swallowing sea drink, very exaggerated, and the eating appearance was also quite embarrassing, which made people look jaw-dropping, even if it was a comparison between the big stomach king competition of later generations and the current Hu Hai, it was nothing more than that.

I looked at his embarrassed appearance, and I smiled slightly: "You're not drunk, why pretend to be drunk?" ”

Hu Hai was shocked, and his brows fell: "If you don't get drunk, my life will be broken, who are you?" ”