Chapter 107: The Weird Toilet
The two writers of the spicy book/workshop tear together older than the soy sauce base.
The senior brother of the female bird with beast children's shoes swept coldly at the big base elder in the soy sauce world, "Yin Chongxian, have you ever heard of the little prince of the toilet!"
Shangguan Xiaohong whispered: "Senior brother, who is the little prince of the toilet?
The great god of the Tainiao whispered in his sister's ear: "The little prince of the toilet, as the name suggests, he likes to do things that cannot be said in the toilet. Dubbed the little prince of the toilet, he is a taboo-like existence in the soy sauce world. Although he has a harmless face, he is well-dressed. ”
"Oh. Senior brother, there is a little prince with a toilet in the river of soy sauce?" Shangguan Xiaohong said again.
"Yes. ”
"Brother has too much of a bird," said calmly.
"Senior sister, I am in control of the Soy Sauce Bottle, and I have learned many secret things about the soy sauce world. Although the little prince of the toilet does not look as handsome as the soy sauce-based old, he is also a little fresh meat-like existence!"
"Senior brother, who is more powerful, the little prince of the toilet and the soy sauce-based old silver Chongxian?"
Just by listening to the name, you know that the little prince is more imposing. Come out, the little prince of the toilet who was suppressed at the bottom of the soy sauce river!"
Taitori Okami held the soy sauce bottle upside down, and a large amount of mellow soy sauce was spilled from the bottle. Whoa, whoa, who The already turbulent river surface is even more magnificent, and the smell of soy sauce is sprinkled all over the heavens and ten earths.
Whoa, whoa, whoa...... A total of seventy-three chains were thrown into the sky, and the river of soy sauce parted, and at the bottom of the river was a toilet, on which sat a handsome little fresh meat, and his whole body was pierced by seventy-three chains. "Who is it, who is calling me. The little prince said coldly. His voice was lifeless, like a dead man.
The god of the bird held the bottle of soy sauce and said with a smile: "The little prince of the toilet, it was my god of the bird that woke you up." I have brought you freedom and glory. ”
The light of the great gods shines all over the world, the heavenly sound is sung, and the golden lotus gushes up at the bottom of the soy sauce river, setting off the little prince on the toilet bowl more and more small and fresh meat, and it is unfathomable.
Bang!
The seventy-three chains that ran through the little prince's body exploded, and metal shards fluttered and scattered at the bottom of the river. The little prince sitting on the toilet raised his head and looked at the god "Brother Youtainiao". "Human, your delusional desire to drive me to the little prince of the toilet is simply wishful thinking. Your eyes are blind, your soul is covered with lard, like waste, and your breath is a waste of the world's resources. ”
The little prince of the toilet doesn't know what to be grateful for. He only knows that he has a beautiful face, and any fan will fall under his face and become a brain-dead fan.
"What, senior brother, is it really okay, the little prince of the toilet doesn't seem to give you face......" The female bird said to her senior brother with beast boy shoes.
Tai Tori, who was holding the soy sauce bottle in his arms, was angry. Hold the sun! Hold the grass! Hold the soy sauce bottle! The little prince of the toilet of God, the prince of the toilet, you are not grateful, but you open your mouth to slander me, this great god wants you to know what pain is, what life is better than death. "From. The god of the bird threw out the soy sauce bottle.
With a buzz, the soy sauce bottle burst into a piercing sharp sound. Then, the Three Thousand Avenue resonated, and a soy sauce golden bridge appeared out of thin air, leading to the little prince of the toilet. "Senior sister, follow my senior brother to shake the little prince in the toilet. "The Great God of the Bird was the first to set foot on the Golden Bridge, followed by Shangguan Xiaohong.
At this time, Xiao Xianrou, who was sitting on the toilet, said disdainfully: "Ho ho, there is a female man with a very flat body, but unfortunately it is not the type I like." Don't go near my toilet, I won't pull you into the toilet even if you beg me. A woman like you will never find true love, and she is destined to be lonely all her life, poor poor mother. The little prince of the toilet said sadly.
He can't do without the toilet, he can't do without the toilet. "My life is tied to the toilet, and my glory belongs to the toilet. The little prince of the toilet said proudly.
There was a sound of water pumping in the toilet. With a wave of his right arm, the breath of the little fresh meat gushed out, and instantly spread to the shoes of the great god of the bird, the female bird/beast child standing on the golden bridge.
Shangguan Xiaohong said lightly: "Senior brother, can you let this beast destroy the little prince of the toilet." ”
Tainiao God said: "Senior sister, let it go." Senior brother promises not to interfere, soy sauce base old!" "The great god of the bird stepped out, and the golden light paved the avenue, leading to the soy sauce base old side.
Swish!
The great god of the bird flew away.
"Man, leave the soy sauce bottle. ”
The fruit man sculpture shouted. Rikohime's resentment lodges inside the sculpture.
"Riko Hime, you are the sage of the painting world. The dead must have the appearance of the dead, and I respect you as a great god, but you have offended my divine might, and your sin is unforgivable. The ghost of soy sauce. "Taitori Daijindo. He raised his hand and made a mysterious palm print, and at the same time, a soy sauce spring flowed out of the soy sauce bottle, converging the palm print of the great god, condensing into a ghost head, as big as a canopy, with ten eyes. The ten eyes of the soy sauce ghost opened at the same time, and with a sigh, the ghostly energy burst out and sprinkled towards the fruit man sculpture.
"The Sword of the Elder Ki!"
The sculpture of Guo Nan raised the stone sword in his hand high, and in an instant, Haoguang was blazing, and the sword qi was horizontal. The sculpture of the fruit man slashed down, and with a bang, a gray sword aura tore through the void and slashed towards the soy sauce ghost in the air.
Pong!Pong!Pong!
The ghostly aura danced, and was dispersed by that sword aura. The soy sauce ghost head closed six eyes, and four eyes opened. There is a ball of stone hidden in each eye, almost like a pupil. When the sword qi from the fruit man sculpture was less than three feet close to it, the soy sauce ghost squeezed his eyes suddenly, and the sound of continuous explosion sounded, and the four pill stone balls flew out at the same time, hitting the gray sword qi and shattering it.
"The degree of rot / female of Pear Ziji is not something that you junior can conjecture. ”
The fruit man sculpture scoffed. He made a forward sprint, and suddenly, the man shot out diagonally, slashing at the soy sauce ghost with his sword. "Ghost Head, accept the sanction of the Sword of the Elder Ki. "Pear Ji's voice is full of fanaticism, and the heat wave of rot / woman bursts out, and the small fruit boy sculpture is unbearable.
Wow, the soy sauce ghost's hair is split, like a ball of thorns. However, the old stone sword of the Guonan sculpture was slashed down, so fast that people could not capture the trajectory of the sword.
There was a click, and the sound of stone cracking sounded abruptly, and the soy sauce ghost split in two, and the eyes that had not yet been opened could only be closed forever. The cruelty and beauty of the world have nothing to do with it so far.
The great god of the great bird struck the light of the great god, and slammed his head and face into the sculpture of the fruit man. The light of God shines, and that is the glory that belongs to the great God.
But the forehead of the sculpture of the fruit man popped and bounced, and a crack was cracked. Whooth, a rotten moisture burst out, dissipating the light of the great god that filled the sky.
"Rotten / O woman who inhabits this land, open your eyes and worship, my name is Pear Zi Ji, and I have the ambition of a great rotten / woman. Under the erosion of time, my exorcism has long since decayed, but my will is immortal. ”
The sculpture of the fruit man holds a strange seal in his left hand, and his right arm points obliquely to the earth. The old stone sword shook slightly, swinging out patches of glow, magnificent and magnificent.
Suddenly, Mu Jiji, a powerful painter in the painting world and a corrupt/female student, couldn't help but kneel on the ground, she was facing south, and she couldn't help herself. It was as if there was a grand telepathic power that suppressed Mu Jiji and made her make a pilgrimage to the Great Rot/Female Pear Hime.
At the same time, in the imperial capital of the Tang Dynasty, thousands of pillars of light rose upside down, with beautiful colors, and converged on the sculpture of the fruit man.
They are all rotten beautiful maidens, with pious postures, kneeling under the sculpture of the fruit man of Riko Hime.
The young prince Gil Pandolagon looked to the south, brushed his brush, and cast two indifferent glances. And the "Hundred Old Ji Traveling in the Mountains and Waters" in the arms of Prince Ji also began to be restless, not restricted by the black prince. "Who dares to take the Baimei Tu that this king started, even the legendary painter who created the Baimei Tu. ”
Prince Ji took out the scroll in his arms, put his left index finger, thumb, and middle finger on it, and buckled the scroll. The golden fighting spirit was continuously injected into the "Hundred Base Elders Touring the Mountains and Waters", suppressing the base elders in it, deterring them, and preventing them from breaking the picture.
In fact, the number of the old men in "Hundred Elders Traveling in the Mountains and Waters" is less than 100, and many have died. But the surviving Ji Lao are all ruthless characters, especially the leaders of the Ji Laos, the forbearant generation, if they don't make a move, they will kill a lot of their own Ji Lao and Xiao brothers, or borrow the hands of others, and their hands are not stained with blood.
Qing Mansion. Daji Lao Qinggu put down the teacup, and a purple light swirled in front of him, "Master, why don't you wipe away the remnants of Pear Ji." The little purple fox said softly.
"Little fox, the master has his plans, so we can't put our beaks in it. A small purple snake spoke.
Snakes and foxes.
Purple snake and fox axe, the weapon of Daji Lao Qinggu.
"The Lord of Qingfu has not yet acted, so there is no hurry. Daji Lao Qinggu said with a smile.
"What was the host waiting for. The fox asked.
"The opportunity to become the king of the old ......," Purple Snake whispered.
Qing Gu was noncommittal, his eyes froze, the purple light dissipated, and a small carved axe was suspended in the air. "Pear Hime, Pear Child. Kiyoya said playfully.
The remnants of the will of Riko Ji lodged in the sculpture of the fruit man forcibly detained the power of the faith of many rotten women and blessed her body. The sculpture of Guo Nan has changed, and he is not so much a stone statue as a man. The bones are well-proportioned, the muscles are distinct, the whole body is transparent, and a pair of dark blue eyes seem to be able to penetrate people's hearts.
Under the gaze of those eyes, Mu Jiji, a powerful painter in the painting world, could not escape anymore, and his heart trembled, afraid of his might. "Pear Ji, garbage-like goods. The mocking voice rang out out at an inopportune time. The super god of the writer's world, Rooney, is here.
Lu Dashen slapped Mu Jiji's shoulder with a palm, which shocked Mu Jiji's mouth and nose to blood, and his mind suddenly became clear. "Ahh The great god of Kelu picked it up and took Mu Jiji in his hand. "Pear Ji, you dare to sprinkle the attention of your sister, it's not enough to die ten thousand times. ”
Sometimes it's a female voice, sometimes it's a male voice, and two voices come out of Rooney's mouth. "King Meow, take care of your master. Rooney said softly.
"Meow!" the black meow king nodded. It picked up Mujiji on its back, smacked, and jumped out. Fly back to Mufu.
There are no worries, Lu Dashen showed his cloak, and the gods of the sun and heaven lined up mightily. At the same time, the Great God's Sun and Celestial God boots sparkled and shone like the sun and the moon.
Rise.
Rooney Mei soared into the air, a portrait of a male sculpture. She swiped her left hand, slicing through the void. "The Palm of the Sun!" rooney shouted.
With a bang, the air swirled and exploded, and a terrifying energy storm raged out. On top of that, a huge palm slapped down and pressed towards the sculpture of the fruit man.
"Ha, you have enough strength to challenge Rikohime. The sculpture of the fruit man said proudly. Between the heels, the sculpture of the fruit man soared into the air, his hands were raised upward, and the palm emitted a brilliant mist, three feet thick, half an acre square.
Disheveled.
The huge palm print crashed against the thick layer of turquoise mist, and the blue light covered the sky and the sun, and the ripples of energy burst out one after another. On the ground, a great god flipped down, pedaled the boots of the gods, and stepped on the blue light of the sky.
Bang!bang!bang......
Rooney Mei and Guo Nan sculpted dozens of palms, and it was difficult to give up. "The glory of Gi Lao. The fruit man statue shouted. He repelled Lu Dashen with his left palm, and with his right hand, he took the old stone sword, and couldn't help but say, a sword slashed at the waist of Lu Nimei.
Sister Rooney's body spun up, and the cloak wrapped around her. The stone sword struck the cloak, but it could not destroy it.
Look at the women's poultry and the tearing battle between the animal children's shoes and the toilet little prince. "Poor mother, you shouldn't be, you shouldn't anger this prince. I'll wipe you out on behalf of the toilet!"
With a deep drink, the little prince of the toilet stood up. The flush toilet at his feet is also glorified by the tall image of the little prince, it is not an ordinary toilet, it is a toilet filled with love by the little prince of the toilet!
As soon as it soared, the toilet spun out. The little prince of the toilet is standing, and his eyes are cold. He raised his hand and pointed at it, and with a snort, a simple knife appeared, and he slashed at the female poultry and beast children's shoes.
Shangguan Xiaohong was displeased. With a wave of his hand, he sent out two golden fingers, and with two clicks, he hit the Pu knife. The Pak knife exploded and turned into a pile of scrap metal.
"Toilets and toilets are Prince Ben's favorites. The little prince of the toilet smiled evilly, his long hair fluttering, and his wild aura swelled, lining the whole little fresh flesh with a bright face.
"Attack value 0.45, receive value 2.34, charm 1.32. It's a little fresh meat that can be snapped by a man. The female man reminded Shangguan Xiaohong in the system.
"Is that really the case!" Shangguan Xiaohong said calmly. "It turns out that the little prince of the toilet really likes a man, not a girl. Did he bring the girl into the toilet just to hide his liking for the man?"
"Park knife is lawless. The little prince of the toilet said coldly.
Boom, boom!
Dozens of knives are lined up, the blades are facing the female birds and there are animal children's shoes, the knife light is flickering, and the bright and flickering can stab the blind human eye. When it was, the corner of the mouth of the little prince standing on the toilet opened the arc of the evil charm, and said: "Poor Nai Niang, I will chop your shell and let you mix with the sludge to become fertilizer for peony flowers." ”
After speaking, the little prince of the toilet waved his hand, and dozens of Pu knives lined up in the air slashed down angrily. "Hmph, soy sauce-based old Eun Chongxian, you are such a residue, and you are also worthy of being on the same level as my little prince in the toilet, it is simply an insult to me. The Toilet Prince scoffed.
Fifty steps and a hundred steps of laughter, the same is scum.
Shangguan Xiaohong waved the red thin sword and swung it at the dozens of Pu knives that came angrily. Then there was another clanging and chopping sound, and all the knives in the red mist were crushed.
Boom! Shangguan Xiaohong set off a wave of swords, blowing away the remnants of dance and broken knives that stood in front of her.
The blue light flashed away, and the female bird had a beast boy shoe wielding a thin sword and slashing at the head of the little prince in the toilet. "Your head is misplaced, I'll cut it off and I'll put it in the toilet. ”
"Really!"
The little prince of the toilet slid back and swept his right leg into his beloved toilet. The toilet burst out and crashed into the shoes of the female bird and the beast. (To be continued.) )