I was secretly laughing in my heart, this time when I finally deceived Xu Laosan, the old fox, grandpa came back, and the chubby little old man, riding the old white one, covered in snow-white old donkey, slowly entered the yard.

Xu Laosan heard his grandfather say that he was an old fool, so he was not convinced.

"I said Lao Fei, I'm also your senior brother, if you speak, you can't have a door on your mouth!" Xu Laosan said dissatisfiedly.

"I also said that I didn't respect you, I didn't have a door on my mouth, you listen to you, in front of my grandson, call me my nickname, change to someone else, the king of heaven Lao Tzu calls me Lao Fei, I will also slap it out and break his mouth full of teeth!"

Hearing that Grandpa and Xu Laosan were on the bar, I said in my heart that these two would definitely raise the bar when they met before.

"Come in and don't worship Master Guan, you still don't get down on a donkey, be careful that Master Guan chops your piece of fat!" Xu Laosan said angrily.

Grandpa jumped off the donkey's back, patted the donkey's buttocks, and said, "Old friend, I've worked hard for you, go home!" ”

The old donkey was pressed by his grandfather, and his waist was about to bend, and he wished to be freed from this, the fat old man's sitting, and now he heard him say that he would let himself go home, and when he was amnestied, he turned his head and ran.

I was going out to greet him, but my grandfather waved his hand and said don't move, don't destroy the crime scene.

Then he walked in and asked Xu Laosan, saying what's the matter, the wound on my grandson's body was cut by you.

"Nonsense! Huang Shan has such a good relationship with me, how could I slash him ruthlessly, I just slash you, and I won't slash him! Xu Lao stomped his feet angrily.

Grandpa looked at the wide-open cage door, and then at the window that had been knocked open, and frowned.

"Third Senior Brother, Master has been saying that I am short-tempered, now you look at you, you are more irritable than me, don't worry, tell me about things, I'll see what's going on." Grandpa said.

Without waiting for Xu Laosan to speak, I hurriedly answered.

I said that the cage forgot to lock it, and the Shan Biao inside ran out, and I was injured in order to stop the Shan Biao.

Grandpa looked at the wound, then scanned the room again.

Finally, Grandpa snorted and set his eyes on the fruit knife, and I chuckled in my heart.

Grandpa picked up the fruit knife and sniffed it.

"No matter how powerful Shan Biao is, he can't cut such a straight wound on you, and there is a smell of blood on the fruit knife, you kid must be lying and lying to your third grandfather!"

After grandpa finished speaking, he kicked me on the crook of my leg, and with a pop, I knelt in front of Xu Laosan.

"Third Senior Brother, blame me for having no way to discipline me, I'll let this bastard boy kowtow to you to make amends!"

After my grandfather finished speaking, he pressed my head and slammed it on the ground, and with two knocks, I felt like the world was spinning.

He was too ruthless.

Even Xu Laosan couldn't stand it anymore, so he stepped forward and pushed his grandfather away.

"The child may be soft-hearted for a while, or maybe he also has his own plans, let it go, let it go, you don't need to be so dead, old fat, you broke Huangshan's forehead!"

Xu Laosan said and helped me up.

Then he told me about being transferred from Paohuling to Lao Turtle Pond, and told him again about the inference of judging the Bodhisattva of Joy and using the strategy of sowing discord.

Grandpa listened and laughed.

"Third Senior Brother, you are here in the old street, and you don't go outside to walk around, you are simply sitting in a well and watching the sky, so your inferences are all wrong, you see that you have been talking for so long, and you have wasted a lot of my time in vain, hurry up and stew meat."

Xu Laosan was stunned for a moment, and said that I made a mistake?

Grandpa nodded and said yes, you were wrong.

Xu Laosan didn't ask what he was wrong, he just covered his chest and said, anyway, Huangshan is fine, if he is gone, for me, it will be tantamount to digging out my heart.

Grandpa snorted and said angrily: "Dig your heart, do you still have a heart?" If you didn't help me back then! Let the senior brother in vain, kidnap the second senior sister, I see that you are not the pain of digging your heart, but the itch of farting is almost the same! ”

Xu Laosan heard this and stood up angrily.

With a snap, Xu Laosan smashed a small bench, shook his hand and walked out, washing vegetables and washing rice and cooking.

I'm a little unhappy in my heart.

Grandpa rode a donkey, entered the door and laughed, Xu Laosan originally informed him that I had an accident, but he didn't ask me if I was guilty, after exposing me, he beat me, and opened his mouth to stew meat to eat, and he didn't reassure me at all.

Think about it, that's why I'm not happy.

I touched the big bag on my forehead, and it hurt so much that it made me even more angry.

So I said angrily: "Grandpa, how can I listen to the meaning of your words, a little emotional dispute back then is not even comparable to the life and death of your own grandson?" You don't care at all, what I've been through. ”

"That is, as soon as you enter the door, you don't care about Huangshan!" Xu Laosan is in the yard and helps me.

Grandpa laughed again.

"Your master has already given you a hexagram, the hexagram is to perform the hexagram, and the hexagram is like stepping on the tiger's tail without being bitten by the tiger, this is a hexagram of great luck, saying that you are in danger, and if you don't die, you will have a blessing."

As soon as Xu Laosan heard this, he immediately stopped talking, I estimate that Master Tai's fortune telling should be very accurate.

I thought about it, it's true that the catastrophe will not die, but there will be blessings in the future, what blessings can I have?

Hearing me ask, my grandfather said, "The blessing is that you can get rid of the evil qi all over your body, and you can finally enter the door and learn spells." ”

I had already guessed that my grandfather would say that to me.

However, with that three orders and eighteen precepts, I will definitely not join the Five Elements Escape.

I tentatively said, "Grandpa, after joining, are there any rules?" ”

Grandpa nodded solemnly and said the rules, of course, I'll tell you a little bit about it first.

Then what Grandpa said was much simpler and rude than Xu Laosan's endorsement of the three orders and eighteen precepts.

Here's what he said: "After joining this sect, your life and death, honor and disgrace, wealth and poverty, marriage, etc., are all decided by the master, except for this rule, there is nothing else." ”

It's too ruthless, if you join, it's even more miserable than selling yourself.

I shook my head at my grandfather and said that I am currently a middle school student, I want to study hard and improve every day.

Grandpa looked at me, and he probably thought that his previous tone was too blunt.

Grandpa patted me on the head as a sign of intimacy.

"Huangshan, let me tell you the truth, your master has made a will, after he is a hundred years old, the position of the master will be handed over to the grandfather, so in the future, the grandfather will be the master, and when the time comes, I can still pit you!"

I said in my heart, this time you stopped Xu Laosan and didn't let him tell me the truth, I wasn't ruthless enough!

Moreover, you are my own grandfather, when I fall in love freely, who do I want to marry, if you don't agree, I will elope, and you can't help me.

However, if you are in charge, then if you don't agree, I really don't dare to elope.

After all, you have to swear an oath before you get started, and if you violate the purpose of the teachings, you will have to suffer all kinds of bitter pain, and even after death, you must not turn over.

And Xu Laosan also said, if you don't enter this door, I also have other ways to cultivate, so if you calculate it, this deal is not suitable.

So I shook my head at my grandfather again and said, "Grandpa, I'm not joining." ”

After rejecting my grandfather twice in a row, his temper suddenly came up, grabbed my head, and slammed it against the wall.

Xu Laosan carried a burning stick, quickly ran over, pointed to his grandfather's nose and said, "Huang Laosi, you can try Huangshan again!" ”

"Xu Laosan, I can tell you, I am the future head of the sect, you dare to threaten me!"

Grandpa was not to be outdone.

"Master is the master, I respect him as the master, I listen to him, you should be the master, I have joined the uncle's department, you can't control me, besides, you also know that you are the future master, what kind of majesty!"

Xu Laosan also pointed to Mai Mang.

"When the time comes, you dare not listen to me! Don't talk about you, even the senior brother and the second senior sister, even if they hide in the ant hole, I will send Huangshan to find them out and investigate the sin of leaving the door without permission, and the door rules will serve! ”

As soon as my grandfather said this, I was even more disappointed in him.

Now that Master Tai has allowed him a master who has not yet arrived, he will swell.

And he also wanted to let me help him and take revenge on the senior brother and second senior sister.

I will never be an accomplice!