Chapter 59: Please Translate!
After killing the person on the motorcycle, Lin Fan put away the gun and said with a smile: "Sister, let's continue to discuss the topic just now!" ”
!!!
The stupid girl raised her eyebrows, continued the topic just now, made no mistake, and silently turned on her voice changer with one hand and turned directly into a boy and said:
"Brother, I'm actually a man!"
As soon as the voice changed, the water friends in the group all squirted a mouthful of water, this Nima voice, and remembered what happened just now, they all laughed!
"Silly girl, you're so cute..."
"It's all actually exposed, and I'll put my face on it again!"
"Reverse and slap your face four times in a row, will the stupid girl cry later?"
"If the anchor makes the dumb girl cry, it will inevitably fall into the title of a sister abuse maniac!"
"Sadistic sisters? This doesn't work, the anchor can't find a girlfriend, so isn't it more difficult to find? ”
"Brother, that makes sense!"
And a group of barrages made the corners of Lin Fan's mouth twitch, this group of guys, as if they said that they couldn't find a girlfriend! But I also noticed the words inside, and I also knew that this girl was an anchor, so I took out my mobile phone to check the stupid girl!
Lin Fan: "And then?" I know you're a man! ”
The stupid girl was caught off guard, and she felt that her script was wrong! Isn't that surprising? Gritted his teeth and continued to say in a male voice: "I'm still a GAY, brother I want to anal you, your voice makes me hard!" ”
Lin Fan: "Okay, I'm anal, please call me ten husbands!" Wait a minute, we're working on the anal problem! ”
This, this, this!
The stupid girl braked suddenly, and almost came out in one bite, but I didn't expect to meet a real gay, what a grass DJ, but it's not impossible: "You call me husband!" How about I call you wife? After all, I'm attacking! ”
Lin Fan was amused for a while, he actually wanted to play, so he just played: "No, no, no, I'm a bully, so you call me husband ten times, I'll enjoy it with you!" ”
The sailors are speechless, and they are sure that the anchor knows about this, but they didn't expect to use this trick to get up, and they won't flirt with their sisters...
"No, I'm going to make a small report, I don't want my goddess to fall!"
"Yes, yes, tell the stupid girl!"
"That's it, you can't let the stupid girl be deceived!"
After a while, there were suddenly a lot of barrages in the live broadcast room, although it couldn't be full, but there was no problem with the pile above!
The stupid girl looked at the barrage one by one, and wanted to slap herself, but the other party found out, and she actually wanted to move back again! also made the other party angry, knowing that she was still playing, and said politely:
"You are shameless, you are shameless!"
This made Lin Fan depressed, and he also understood that he was exposed, and he didn't apologize, because there was no need, and he was not a virgin man, but said directly: "That's it!" Let's move on to the original topic! ”
"I don't understand how you got into university, you didn't learn Chinese well, and you still have to learn foreign languages! Just go and learn, and learn four dislikes! ”
The silly girl gritted her teeth and said loudly: "What's wrong with my Chinese?" What's wrong with my Chinese? I don't think you're good? ”
Lin Fan said with a nonchalant face: "Do you want us to read it, you are really not good at Chinese dialect?" ”
This kind of bet made the dumb girl pause, but then she thought, who is afraid of whom, not Mandarin, that is not his specialty, from elementary school to adulthood, how easy!
"Bet on whom! Let's start with what if you lose? ”
Lin Fan remembered the book he read that day, and simply smiled and said, "If you lose, tell me to say that my father will forget it, I don't mind having another daughter like you!" ”
Father!!!
A bunch of water friends widened their eyes, is this still Lin Fan, where is the guy who can't flirt with his sister, it doesn't make sense to bet at all!
Suddenly, many people remembered that he had read a book, and many people watched the live broadcast!
"I'll take it, the dog has taken Brother Fan badly, who recommended it!"
"That's it, otherwise, with Lin Fan like this, how could he say such a thing? All TM dogs are harmed! ”
"I wouldn't have played like this, but after reading the book..."
"Shouldn't I go see the brawl if I win the League of Legends Time Championship?"
"The key thing is, if you look at it, it's still like that, and now you can't get back your former brother even if you win the championship!"
"Yes! I don't even dare to touch it now, a thorn in my heart! ”
"Brother, you went to the wrong theater, this is the Jedi Quest..."
"Jedi Asks for the Sun... This is good, not at the time of giving the day or at the time of the day! ”
This bet is called Dad and the stupid girl doesn't know what to do, but they all say what to bet on, so they have to bite the bullet, anyway, they promise not to lose:
"Well, if you lose, then I don't mind having multiple sons, you have to call me Mom!"
Puff puff!
I've always seen the father-son bureau and the father-daughter bureau, but this time there was a mother-son game, which made them cry and laugh, as if they knew who was the best winner!
Lin Fan: "Okay, then I'll start!" ”
"Let's get started!" After the dumb girl spoke, I don't know why I suddenly had a bad premonition, but I can't think of a problem when I think about it, so as for betting, I already feel that I have won it!
Lin Fan continued to use different dialects in various places to talk rhetorically sentence by sentence!
"You're on the floor to the fake woman!"
Are you looking?
If you criticize the scum again, that one will not make you pounce
"Guza Mei has been a good life!"
"You've already lost, and you're not going to win with me!"
"You can't even know what I'm talking about?"
The last sentence is said in Mandarin!
"Okay, please translate these three sentences!"
The stupid girl was confused, she couldn't understand what was said at all, but the fifth sentence was a little understood, a bit like Mandarin, and the others couldn't understand at all!
Many of the sailors understand one sentence, but others can't, and many of them come from all over the world!
"I understand the fifth sentence! Anchor the capital? Actually old Beijing dialect? ”
"I understand the first sentence! Isn't this KJ words? ”
"Understood the third sentence, SC words! Sell batches! The anchor actually said? ”
"Isn't the second sentence from my hometown?"
"I'm from GD, and the fourth sentence is GD! Doesn't make sense? Not as standard as GD can say? ”
"Honestly! I don't even seem to know where the anchor is from! ”
"It must be from our north, so pure!"
"A few handfuls! We're in the south! ”
Almost the entire live broadcast room was discussing where Lin Fan was, and I was really scared by these five sentences, because they spoke dialects from different places!
Lin Fan didn't reply, and said to the dumb girl, "Please translate!" I won't bully you, if you don't speak all eight dialects once, it's good to have five! Translate please! ”
ps: xx words can't be written with local characters, so letters are used instead! Thank you for your understanding!
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