The long-mouthed goddess is not long, the big eyes are purring, at first glance she is a shrewd lord, with a pointed nose, a fire blowing mouth, a big matchmaker mole at the corner of her mouth, full of folds on her face, the long-mouthed matchmaker has her own matchmaker mole, as a treasure, saying that she has such a mole, so that she can eat and drink without worry, and can speak, but her face is really not good, like a winter melon, frost, white on the outside and green on the inside, and the blush used is more like the dust that sticks up.

Don't look at the long-mouthed matchmaker is not good-looking, but the dress is very eye-catching, wearing an embroidered headband on her head, a red flower in the hair above the ears, and a rose-red dress on her body, looking at it, but it is a good material, a pair of small feet, wearing pointed embroidered shoes, walking up, like the wind swinging willows, looking very funny. As soon as the long-mouthed matchmaker saw us coming, she smiled like a flower, took out a handkerchief in her arms, put it in her hand and shook it and said: "Alas, bold, stupid, thin monkey, you three are here, Zizizi, you have grown into a big boy, come tomorrow and I will help you say a good family business, bold just my mother's old Xia family has a daughter, two years older than you, people are handsome, as the saying goes, the second head of the female eldest child, I will go to you to tell and say peace, if you marry home, I will hold the big fat boy back then." ”

The long-mouthed matchmaker is as clever as a spring, and the dead can say that she is alive, no matter how big or small, it is suitable in her mouth, if you don't believe me, tell you, the female Xiaowu, the people are Chuchu; The fourth female is good-tempered; female junior, male official; the second female child, giving birth to Bao'er;

Female primary one, living in Beijing; If you are the same age, you will always be rich. Female freshman, wearing brocade clothes, female sophomore, firstborn child, female junior, hugging gold bricks, female senior, happy event, female fifth, race old mother, female sixth, not enough fun; The female eldest is a good wife; The eighth female college student, the incident happened; Female Dajiu, people are long-lasting; The female is ten, and the person is honest. Anyway, in her mouth, the dead can be said to be alive.

When I heard this, I hurriedly said: "Auntie, don't worry about this matter first, I haven't been a teacher yet, that is to say, I am still a Taoist priest, I can't say a daughter-in-law, when I am out of school, I will talk to you again after returning the customs, what do you think?" When the time comes, I will definitely send you the ocean. ”

When the long-mouthed matchmaker heard this, she said, "Okay, okay, when the time comes, I will definitely tell you about our most handsome girl in this area." ”

At this time, the lamb also came out, and politely let us into the house to eat, and the four-color ceremony in the lamb house was ready, and a piece of the ceremony was laid across the sieve, and the sieve was almost full. The rite here refers to pork, even now we have a custom here, that is, the part of the pork below the front leg and above the waist is a gift, which is specially used for gifts.

It seems that the lamb is out for the daughter-in-law, next to the meat, there are other things, which have been almost cleaned up, with a rope twisted into red linen, this red rope, which is specially used for happy events, with hemp grown in the countryside, peeled off the skin and twisted into a rope, dyed red with red color. After eating at the lamb's house, we carried the sieve and headed up the hill.

That day is the night owl day, the so-called night owl day, is cloudy, dark clouds overhead, feel very depressing weather, now although it is the end of the New Year, but the wind is still strangely cold, but we carry the sieve, after walking for a while, the body is hot, the villa as the name suggests, is a village in front of the mountain, we walked to a hill, suddenly the long-mouthed matchmaker stomach hurt, she covered her stomach, oops, shouted up, I looked at it and quickly asked, the long-mouthed matchmaker said with a bitter face: "Oops, hey, Maybe I've eaten too much and my stomach hurts, so I have to hurry up and get rid of it. ”

As he spoke, he ran towards a grave, and when I saw the long-mouthed matchmaker running towards the grave, I quickly said, "Auntie, where are you going?" That place can't be untouched. ”

The long-mouthed matchmaker covered her stomach and said, "No, no, I can't care so much." ”

Said like a rabbit, all of a sudden jumped into the mass grave, that speed, the slightest can not see that it is a person with small feet, such a thing, is not a good thing, we hurriedly carried the four-color ceremony, far away, a while, the long-mouthed matchmaker behind, caught up with us, while chasing and said: "What are you three little yellow and yellow running?" Are you still afraid that ghosts will follow me? ”

I hurriedly said, "No, no, aren't we afraid of immorality?" When this is said, it is good to say and not to be heard. ”

The long-mouthed matchmaker said: "What, don't pay attention to those, let's rest and don't rush to go." ”

As he spoke, he sat down on the stone and fanned the wind with a handkerchief, and I said, "Auntie, what does the object you told me Brother Lamb look like?" ”

The long-mouthed matchmaker smiled and said: "That girl is handsome, black, five short figures, is a good worker, if the lamb marries this girl into the door, it will be a blessing." ”

Baoguo said: "Auntie, this woman is not good-looking. ”

The long-mouthed matchmaker glared at her eyes and said: "What do you know about stupid bastard, black and black are serious, you can have a black daughter-in-law, you can't have a white and thin daughter-in-law, let me tell you, the black daughter-in-law can work, the white daughter-in-law is lazy and can't contribute, what's the use of just looking good?" ”

I shook my head, this long-mouthed matchmaker is really dead can say alive, after a while we walked to the villa in one breath, to the mouth of the villa, there was a child jumping over, this child was wearing a flip jacket, the top was wiped like a mirror, the snot on the face was hanging, the whole smeared into a big flower face, as soon as the child came, the long-mouthed matchmaker shouted: "Rotten egg, hurry up and call your sister to go, just say that the four-color gift is coming." ”

As soon as the child called the rotten egg heard this, he ran towards the house, and usually shouted as he ran: "Sister, the person who brought good food is here, come out quickly." ”

As he spoke, he ran to a courtyard, this courtyard has a stone wall, three small huts, and after a while, the child pulled a woman out, and the long-mouthed matchmaker pointed at the woman and whispered: "Fool, look at that woman's handsomeness, I think it's just right for you." ”

The fool looked at it and said: "I'll drop a mother, I look like a black sow, I don't want to marry a daughter-in-law in my life." ”

In fact, I don't complain about the stupid person, that woman really doesn't look good, short and short, withered yellow hair, like the color dyed now, and a face like the bottom of a black pot, if you don't open your mouth at night, you can't see that face. The long-mouthed matchmaker looked at the fool and said, "You kid can't look at it, but your lamb brother sees it right, this is called brine and tofu and one thing." ”

I thought it would look ugly at first glance, but if I did, it might look better, but when I got to the front and looked at it, it was better to see small eyes, thick lips, a collapsed nose, and garlic cloves and teeth, how ugly and ugly it was. But it's hard to look at, it's none of our business, this is the daughter-in-law of someone's lamb. We should say good things, and we have to say good things.

Then the woman came over and shouted, "Auntie, are you here?" ”

The long-mouthed matchmaker said: "Coming, coming, Heiya is going to call your father and your mother out, we are here to propose marriage." ”

Heiya's face darkened when she heard this, and she turned around and ran, some people may ask, what's the matter, why is her face black? In fact, Heiya's face can't be seen red at all, so red is also black, and black is also black, anyway, it's that color. After a while, Heiya's mother, Heiya's father, and a black-faced man came out, looking at the age should be Heiya's brother, in fact, at that time, there were many black and thin people, black is a protective color, when farming, it is not easy to be sunburned, because the vast majority of Zhuang people are facing the loess with their backs to the sky. Genuine novels are 67373491

Heiya's family talked to us enthusiastically, and then gave the four-color salute Next, we went to Heiya's house, her home is a typical small farm yard, three thatched houses made of stones, the yard has a stone mill, in the yard road, there is a pigsty, the yard is full of chickens clucking, there is a basin on the yard, there is a kitchen knife on the basin, and next to the basin is a colorful rooster. This is the first time we give gifts to relatives, and the rule in the countryside is that there must be chickens, which means good luck.