Chapter 292: Pinch the Clown
(Recommend the new book - "Gourmand Tang Sanzang".) )
"Little Pudding ......"
"Don't bother me!"
The clown seemed to be unable to bear the obsession with Harley Harleyn and took out a pistol directly.
Harley Quinn nodded the clown's shoulder: "Little Pudding, don't do this, we have an extra guest behind the helicopter." ”
"Guest?"
The clown suddenly raised his gun and pointed it back.
Sure enough, in the helicopter cabin, I don't know when there was really one more person.
Chinese, seventeen or eighteen years old, lying there with Erlang's legs crossed, calm and calm, as if he was the owner of this helicopter, almost didn't whistle.
The alarm bell in the clown's head suddenly rang for a long time.
This man was able to hide in his helicopter without knowing it, and it was obviously not an ordinary person.
"Very good, it looks like there is one more person for this feast tonight."
The clown grinned without warning, and his torn lips covered in ruddy paint made him look eeriely creepy.
Sun Wukong looked at this strange man with a green head, a miserable white body, and purple clothes, stood up, and asked in a playful tone: "You are the clown, that moody, extremely psychopathic super criminal?" ”
Sun Wukong revealed the identity of the clown, the clown seemed to want to show the danger of the deep mountains and rivers of his city, but the clown couldn't help it: "That's right, this is my dear little pudding, little guy, who are you?" ”
Sun Wukong smiled faintly, did not answer, and continued to say to himself: "Joker, I heard that you have far more wisdom and elusive thinking than ordinary people, and you are treacherous and cunning, full of tricks, and inhumane, and you are the premier crime master in Gotham City. You can easily play with the police in Gotham City, and even Batman will often be helpless against you. ”
"That's enough."
Sun Wukong's playful ridicule and contempt for the clown made the clown love crazy Harley Girl angry, and with a movement of her hand, she pulled out a baseball bat out of nowhere and smashed it towards Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong shrugged, flicked his middle finger lightly, smashed the baseball bat in mid-air and broke it in half, flew back upside down, flew out of the cabin, and stuck in the helicopter glass, and finally penetrated the helicopter glass and stuck there.
As for the Harley Quinn, Sun Wukong said that he didn't want to meet her in general.
So snap, Harley Quinn screamed and collapsed on her seat, unable to move.
And because her scream was too sharp and harsh, Sun Wukong pinched his thumb and index finger from afar, pinching her mouth in the air, so that she could only whine and couldn't scream.
From beginning to end, the clown is motionless, and Harley Harleyball's life and death are completely out of his mind.
"Joker, why don't you speak, I remember your crazy voice, a chatterbox?" Sun Wukong stood up, "I also heard that you like to test human nature, and torture people is the foundation of happiness. To tell you the truth, I have been tested for a long time, why don't you test me too, and see if I flick my fingers and bounce you to death, or blow and kill you? ”
"You want to kill me?" The clown finally spoke.
"That's right."
When I used to read Batman comics, Sun Wukong was angry that Batman never killed the Joker.
Now that he has the opportunity to pinch the bed bug to death, he says he doesn't have to deny it at all.
Then before the clown's brows could be wrinkled, he saw a black shadow in front of him flicker, and then his neck was choked, and the whole person was lifted into the air.
It's so fast!
The Joker discovers that he can't even keep up with his own gaze, let alone dodge.
"Didn't you leave a ghost king playing card every time you commit a crime, what about the playing cards, why don't you have them in your pocket, where are you hiding?" Sun Wukong is like pinching a chicken and lifting the clown's neck.
His keen eyes glanced at the Joker's pocket, the one on the left containing only a sharp knife and a roll of bandages, and the right pocket was a cigar.
"I haven't seen you before, you're a new superhero?"
Firmly bound by the neck, he was suffocated and almost passed out, but the clown didn't seem to panic at all.
"Superheroes?"
Sun Wukong glanced at the clown's hands pressed on his shoulders.
Apparently the gloves worn by the clown are his unknown killer features, and a special device is installed in them that is releasing high-voltage electricity towards his shoulder.
"This is an ultra-electric shock glove that can put down an elephant in an instant, how about it, this kind of electric massage, does it make you ********?" The clown's face had turned red because of the lack of oxygen, and the blood was surging, but he still taunted with difficulty.
Sun Wukong stood like a mountain, letting the current rush in his body, without raising the corner of his eyes.
After a long while, until the Joker's electric shock gloves drained the battery, he smiled and said, "No, I'm not a superhero, I just want to see how the Joker sells ugly." ”
Call!
At this moment, a huge black shadow rushed up like a big bird, and with a beautiful flick of its tail, rushed to the front of the helicopter.
The headlights suddenly turned on, piercing the helicopter cockpit.
"Batman came just in time."
Although the beam of the headlights is very dazzling, Sun Wukong can still easily see that the big bird black shadow is Batman's landline.
Batman attempts to intercept the Joker's helicopter.
The next second, however, he had to avoid the helicopter.
Because the clown who acted as a pilot was pinched by Sun Wukong, and the helicopter had no autopilot function, it finally lost control after gliding for a distance.
Amid the huge buzzing sound of emptying, the helicopter rushed headlong into a building like a dragonfly catching its tail.
The violent impact caused the glass curtain wall of the building to shatter instantly, crackling and crackling, and countless fragments were scattered radially.
Sun Wukong pinched the clown in one hand and the collar of the Harley Quinn in the other, like a willow leaf, fluttering to the ground.
Moments before the helicopter hit the building, he left the helicopter.
There was no big explosion in the helicopter, and the streets were empty in the middle of the night, only the street lamps were venting the loneliness.
Call!
Batman's fighter plane rushed down from the sky, lowered its altitude, and hovered over the street.
Batman, who was dressed in black armor and looked tall and burly, unfolded his cloak, and in the hunting wind, like a ghost, slid down from the fighter plane and fell in front of Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong glanced at Batman, turned back to the clown who was about to be strangled by him, and smiled lightly: "Batman persevered and chased after him, it seems that he doesn't want you to die at my hands." Let me guess at this moment, your thoughts, you don't want to cast under Batman and let him protect you, right? ”
I shelter the clown?
Batman, who didn't have time to figure out the situation, was confused.
But what surprised him even more was that he tried his best to chase after him and prepare to arrest the clown back, but he didn't expect the clown to be held in the hands of a Chinese teenager without the ability to resist.
Is this a superhero who has not been registered and debuted?
Seeing the Joker open his hands, his movements are like calling for Batman.
Sun Wukong laughed and said: "This meeting is rare, but unfortunately, I am not in the same camp as him, which means that even he can't shelter you, clown!" ”
(Recommend the new book - "Gourmand Tang Sanzang".) )